Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...

Is from Venezuela

Ate his avatar

Missed and was shot by a trespasser.

Shot at and misssed

Shit at and hit

Lost his shit

Is not Tough, Boy or Shredder.

Helmet is made from vegetables

^^ Date raped by Kermit the Frog

^^ Has been known to wear a Kermit costume while loitering at singles bars.

^^^is literally a 'goat sucker'

^^ is from Peru, Indiana.

^ fantasies of getting probed by alien(s).

fantasies of being an alien probe

Is an alien probe, 2 pronger

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Originally Posted by GoldMember

^^ Date raped by Kermit the Frog

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<beer shoots thru nose>
Well played!

Now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans

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Originally Posted by Endlessseason

I just realized I've never contributed anything goofy on a Friday. I believe it's about time to introduce the Powdermaggot's First Friday Thread Game!

The point is to expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret.

For example - let's say Xover had posted just before me... I could then expose for the first time the fact that he likes to use pink powder cords on deep pow days. Not that there's anything wrong with that.








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"I never make mistakes. I thought I made one the other day but I was mistaken."

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Originally Posted by TBS

<beer shoots thru nose>
Well played!

Now back to your regularly scheduled shenanigans

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^^ Known rule breaker.

(Wow, crazy that this thread has gone on for 14 years...)

just got his Player’s Club card - is not a Gold Member

Can't fly, prefers being called Michael.

Fuck I hate being called Michael

Fuck

idahospud fucks baked potatoes with lots of sour cream

^^^wants to be called Michelle
And wear women’s clothing

Love child of Ted Turner and Dr. Ruth.

Is really Tim from Lethbridge

Is slated for the electric chair. For serial beastiality.

But, is still allowed to run for Congress in the State of California.

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos...Cqa4tCbvnr43Y=

Seriously, need I say more?

Wears a gold color Members Only jacket every time he goes out on a hot date.

Takes advice from nitwits on this forum.

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Has a strange fetish for pigs and potatoes.

Talks about others fetish for figs and potatoes while he was getting excited about “figging” this weekend.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

Knows what figging is



Intimately

Wants to learn more about figging
Desperately

Willing to teach figging techniques.
For free.

Was figged at Chad's Gap


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WTF is figging? how many pages do I have to read back?
I just want to have a companion at the movies without having to pay her?

Deal with that

swears will not fig a date

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Originally Posted by MTT

WTF is figging? how many pages do I have to read back?
I just want to have a companion at the movies without having to pay her?

Deal with that

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Second from top on this page, JONG.

is only a Silver club member

Repeats other people's jokes.

For money.

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Was diagnosed with Pneumonic plague.
The most virulent form of plague. Sorry, eh.