Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS device, while slowly sledding down bunny slopes.
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Wears a helmet, full body padding, and a HANS device, while slowly sledding down bunny slopes.
Was 'born' as an alien from the internal organs of an identical twin/triplet/quadruplet/quintuplet....
His member can only be viewed with a scanning electron microscope
Suffers from penis envy.
Suffers from vagina envy
Has a vagina worth envy
Wishes he had Turner Broadcasting System monies so he could get Vaginoplasty on his saggy meat curtains.
Not really a fugitive
Has actually died three times.
stuck between B & C
Is the inspiration for the Spyke character on Portlandia
Belongs to Antifa
Gets followed around Home depot by "Special Agents"
That look like they should just retire.
Hangs out in CtPaTown looking for trouble to quell.
Is really a Masshole in rear entry boots and a Pats jacket.
Can't actually fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Is only gnar 1 day per yr
owns 20% of NASCAR under psuedonymn ed otto
will soon be making 20/20 garments from from a patented process using 97% graphene
will soon be making 20/20 real boys from from a patented process using 97% graphene
Jealous of older sister, “a-bear”
knows two sins in vegas
Sews every one thousandth jacket with the zipper on backwards just to piss off random posers.
Is a random poser
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Name isn't Harry
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His woody is flimsy so he got the nickname woodsy
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Wishes to be a Swiss cheese connaisseur.
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keeps his dick in a vise
112 is his ski length, not width.
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PM'd Rontele about something
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Is member of "The Deep State"
Has a kid who is a better fisherman than him
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is the undercover boss of Boyne
Wishes he went fishing with me & Fugitive last weekend
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u got that right!
Is jealous of Betsy Ross’s sewing skills.
Has taken title Pinhead to new heights
Not the puppeteer, really a puppet.
Was never really that into Phish
Freed the heel but the mind didn’t follow.