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10-09-2020, 08:50 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

You’ve never sniffed your boots? Swear?

cross my heart and hope to die
10-09-2020, 09:20 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by old goat

cross my heart and hope to die

:D
10-09-2020, 09:41 PM
~mikey b

we had a nutty Kiwi chick working with us that was a boot sniffer

she’d get all pissed off because someone’s rotten feet were stinking up the place and she’d go around sniffing boots to find the culprit

of course we’d torment her with farts
10-09-2020, 10:17 PM
ill-advised strategy

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“It could not have been easier to tell 911 dispatcher our location.”

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10-10-2020, 10:09 AM
old goat

Pompeo saying he will make public some of Hilary's emails, I guess to show how dangerous it would have been had they been made public?
10-10-2020, 05:11 PM
Meadow Skipper

France to distribute free medical cannabis, launch experiment in 2021
10-10-2020, 06:58 PM
Buster Highmen

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Originally Posted by old goat

Pompeo saying he will make public some of Hilary's emails, I guess to show how dangerous it would have been had they been made public?

It's so nice of the Retrumplicans to set the precedent for prosecuting cases 4 or more years old.
10-10-2020, 10:37 PM
evdog

Meanwhile isn't it known that Kush, Ivanka and others have all been using personal emails? Or are we talking Bengazi emails?
10-11-2020, 04:53 PM
Tech Tonics

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

This is no bullshit(tm), one morning, booting up in the patrol locker room, my foot felt cramped so I pulled the boot off and as it cleared my foot a mouse jumped out and ran across the floor. I never sniffed my boots after that. And until it got torn down a couple years ago, this one shack where rope, ‘boo, fences, signs, etc. got stored was called “the rat shack” because it had to be cleared of rodents every fall.

I thought I it was called Junta Shack!

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10-11-2020, 05:37 PM
~mikey b

Hanta Shack you mean
10-11-2020, 05:59 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by Tech Tonics

I thought I it was called Junta Shack!

Hahaha, my wife always pronounced Hanta Virus as Junta Virus. When we tore the old patrol locker trailer part to replace it there was a vomit-inducing amount of rodent shit in the walls and floor. We wore masks but it’s amazing no patrollers were ever diagnosed with Hanta/Junta...yet.

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

Hanta Shack you mean

Exfuckingactly. Hahaha.
10-11-2020, 06:42 PM
Meadow Skipper

Kinco busts out of the hardware store, Smith Optics looks for dirtbag cred (if Kinco has any dirtbag cred left).
https://www.smithoptics.com/en_US/se...co+&lang=en_US
10-11-2020, 07:24 PM
Tech Tonics

Yes. Duh. Hanta. Junta.

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10-12-2020, 05:34 PM
dan_pdx

I was chatting with a friend and we realized that he thought that "mensch" meant "schmuck". He confessed that he's been saying "mensch" when he meant "schmuck" for years. I told him at least he hadn't been saying "schmuck" when he meant "mensch". :D

Gotta ask him what he thought "schmuck" meant all these years.
10-12-2020, 05:46 PM
old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.
10-12-2020, 05:52 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

I’m trying to think of a funny line tying together shiksas, Jewish girls, and blow jobs as a fair trade for bagels.
10-12-2020, 05:57 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?
10-12-2020, 05:59 PM
abraham

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Originally Posted by muted

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?

The trick is don't cut your fingers.
10-12-2020, 06:07 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by abraham

The trick is don't cut your fingers.

ah, that must be the ancient secret! thank you wise man. makes sense.
10-12-2020, 06:17 PM
old goat

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Originally Posted by muted

All we care about is how to swear in Yiddish, you can keep the rest, and a few nicks and missing digits is worth the price of your bagels. And thank you for those.

Which makes me wonder, Is there a secret ancient bagel slicer us gentiles don't know about? What's the trick?

We grow up slicing bagels. It's not something you can learn as an adult. And Jewish men at least know the importance of being precise with sharp instruments.
10-12-2020, 06:54 PM
dan_pdx

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

Yeah, but he gets a pass because he's Vietnamese-American, came here as a child and grew up in Texas. Who was going to teach him Yiddish?
10-12-2020, 07:06 PM
Buster Highmen

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Originally Posted by old goat

Never should have let the gentiles have Yiddish words. Just like we should never have let them have bagels--they just slice up their hands.

Schtupenzee enteschmushka?
10-12-2020, 09:30 PM
Danno

After a weekend of camping in the desert, my white-ish dog has a distinct reddish hue.
10-12-2020, 09:49 PM
~mikey b

goats

I fkn love goats. Got to spend some time on my friend’s goat farm today. God damn are they funny.
10-12-2020, 10:06 PM
Flyoverland Captive

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

goats

I fkn love goats. Got to spend some time on my friend’s goat farm today. God damn are they funny.

I have a new neighbor; he just moved 7 goats onto his property. He’s planning to train them as pack animals for elk hunting. I can’t see a scenario where that is even remotely possible, but they are hilarious little neighbors for now.
10-12-2020, 10:19 PM
ötzi

goats are cool. plus, they eat weeds all day. they love poison ivy. yeah goats.
10-12-2020, 11:28 PM
old goat

friend of mine had a couple of pygmy nannies to keep the grass down on a very steep hill on his property. Saw him in the locker room, black and blue from his waist to the back of his knees. Apparently you don't turn your back even on pygmy nannies.
10-12-2020, 11:53 PM
BCMtnHound

How do you tell if a fence is goat proof? Take a bucket of water and throw it at the fence; if any water passes through, so will a goat.

But they are cool animals for sure. Those square pupils are wack!
10-13-2020, 06:38 AM
riser4

If a goat gets up on your roof and won't come down, fir chrissakes don't shoot it.
10-13-2020, 07:25 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

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Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

I have a new neighbor; he just moved 7 goats onto his property. He’s planning to train them as pack animals for elk hunting. I can’t see a scenario where that is even remotely possible, but they are hilarious little neighbors for now.

There’s a guy that posts to NWhikers and he uses pack goats to roam all over the Cascades. The goats carry most of his shit, he just uses a day pack.

So, I think it’s possible.

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10-13-2020, 08:31 AM
RockinB

It’s possible! I have a good friend from my home town that has 6 or 7 that he has trained for packing. They are a full on pack string. He said one of the biggest advantages is that he can put them in the bed of his truck and doesn’t need a horse trailer. It’s pretty damn impressive.
10-13-2020, 09:09 AM
skaredshtles

The guy in Denver that wants $1500 for a 2008 SC Superlight. [emoji1787]
10-13-2020, 09:30 AM
jackstraw

Couldn't grab a pic, but a house had a full size skeleton by the road with it's thumb out hitchhiking and a sign, "2021".
10-13-2020, 10:04 AM
Danno

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

The guy in Denver that wants $1500 for a 2008 SC Superlight. [emoji1787]

so there's hope for me and my 2008 575?
10-13-2020, 10:07 AM
skaredshtles

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Originally Posted by Danno

so there's hope for me and my 2008 575?

If there was ever a time to get top $$ for that old, decrepit iron horse... :D
10-13-2020, 10:09 AM
old goat

How about a 1980's REI "city bike"?
10-13-2020, 11:03 AM
Danno

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

If there was ever a time to get top $$ for that old, decrepit iron horse... :D

believe me, the thought has occurred to me. But then I would not have a bike and the "top dollar" I got would not be enough for a replacement.
10-13-2020, 11:05 AM
Meadow Skipper

I just gave away a 2006 Jamis steel hard tail in pretty good condition. I feel like I might have been able to get “top dollar.”
10-13-2020, 11:15 AM
MagnificentUnicorn

That was your gravel bike. Way to go

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10-13-2020, 11:22 AM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

That was your gravel bike. Way to go

Heh, I have an older steel Rockhopper for a gravel bike. I never really liked the geometry of the Jamis.

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