If Dobish wasn't so busy trying to pawn off last year's junk on unsuspecting gear sluts he would have more time to search for internet porn.
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If Dobish wasn't so busy trying to pawn off last year's junk on unsuspecting gear sluts he would have more time to search for internet porn.
if my roommates weren't using up all of the bandwidth that I supply them with, I would also be able to look up more internet porn....
Dobish's Roommate is Po's gay lover...
Teletubbies are into some gay shit. They like to lick flowers and jerk each other off.
I kicked Dobish's ass in our college genetics course.
Gary Sinise genetically mutated a plant to make it a super plant.... he then became awesome, and by awesome I mean aliasome.
By kicked as, Gary Sinise means he shoved a wilting avocado up his ass.
wang is just saying that because he could only fit a cucumber up his ass
Skiingsamuri would really like Wanghoeby to drop the cucumber, so he could perform his famous "rusty trombone" solo.
... because Stone-Free has plans for that cucumber, and it involves several dwarves, a gasoline-powered auger, and some cheesegrits.
Tippster was the prior owner of those dwarves. He sold them to Stone-Free after they complained about being forced to wear traffic cones during Tippster's "sphincterization of the watermelon" party trick.
"El Chupacabra" is actualy french
"Woodsy" is really IskiBC
caucasian asian is actually an african
MTslackcountry is the toothless hillbilly we all think he is.
Twins is the ugly one out of the pair.........
TWINS only has one testicle.
MTslackcountry cut off my testicle and called it a rocky mountain oyster.
and fed it to TWINS
telemike knows this because TWINS bukkake-swapped the masticated remains with him.
cultvo wanted to say "eeewwwwww" but said that instead.
Monique once broke a toe kicking a guy in the junk for suggesting even KIDDINGLY that she needed breast augmentation.
Valley Girls new shed is actually a S & M play room.
I've been invited...
Holy Shit don't tell my dad...Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free
:)
Stone-Free knows there will only be guys there, and is still going.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free