^^^merely short
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^^^merely short
Has three computers going at once and only one is on a porn site...
^^^ pooped on his neighbor’s car hood
^^^Gets pooped on by hookers
i paid for your silence & discretion too dammit!
^ Actually paid for full disclosure because he gets off on humiliation
Does wiggle turns
^^ Used a selfie for his avatar
Secretly does dolphin turns when skiing solo^
K2Skier112 secretly uses Soul 7s
Neil Fiedler is a field kneeler...
(I'm not even really sure what that means but it sounded funny)
sin7, so so closeQuote:
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^^ Passed over as the lead for a Cialis commercial.
Cialis poster boy
^^^had an erection lasting more than four hours while herding sheep
^^was only trying to help that sheep over the fence^^
^^ Was dressed up in sheep's clothing at the time.
Thanks! And, oh, has packaged squirrel for dinner.
^ Raises dogs for food
^^ Apparently, actually DOES raise dogs for food. Tastes like squirrel.
Very proudly has a pickled penis collection in his basement.
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^^ Does the Tango in stiletto heels.
wants to buy Girl Scout Cookies but isn't allowed within 300' of children
Has the feet of 300 children in his basement
Buys plans from Better Homes and Gardens for suburban spec designs and then calls them his own...
Is actually 5'1" and childless.
Actually prefers air fresheners that you don’t have to plug in
Actually lives in Alabama
And is a republican
Doesn't know what his BSL is.
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Given name is Hirsute
The inspiration for Portlandia
Posts on surgeonsonly.com as “STD”
Actually lives in Gresham.
Is looking to make family roots in PNW
Has a fixie
And skinny jeans
Pushed that little kid
Helps little boys over fences from behind
His Member isnt really Gold, its paint
Predicts the weather with his wood
Hasn't been able to predict the weather for years.