I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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07-27-2018, 01:35 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by concretejungle

And you picked one that undermines you in front of the kids so we've all got a cross to bear.

Yeah, don't get me wrong it's not all perfect or close to it on my side of the fence. But as someone married to an ADHD person when it comes to organizing, I just stated my opinion from the non-ADHD person's side. She has made me less sloppy, which is good. I wan't a total inconsiderate slob though, but sometimes I feel like I'm in military school, ha.

Any of your wives read Real Simple mag? It's a warning sign. Whole mag is all about organizing shit.
07-27-2018, 01:37 PM
Marshall Tucker

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Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive

My wife drops tools wherever she last used them, every time.

This=me. i've taught my three sons well. wife likes to joke that driving by our house looks like the rapture, like the humans were just sucked up into the sky. YMMV
07-27-2018, 01:52 PM
SumJongGuy

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Originally Posted by muted

Any of your wives read Real Simple mag? It's a warning sign. Whole mag is all about organizing shit.

My wife has the book "Does this clutter male my butt look big?"
Premise, being a slob leads to being s fat slob...
07-27-2018, 02:04 PM
Mazderati

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Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

Sprayer is always out of the kitchen sink holster and sitting in the middle of the sink. Makes no difference if there are dishes in the sink or not.. Sprayer is never returned to it's proper storage place..

Return the sprayer to the holster with a rubber band wrapped around it.
07-27-2018, 03:02 PM
muted

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Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

My wife has the book "Does this clutter male my butt look big?"
Premise, being a slob leads to being s fat slob...

Ha, I thought that was a fake book title. That looks like a book for slobs making their first stpe, Real Simple is high-level organization for tweakers. "Everything seems organized but I'm anxious still, how do I take this organization to the next level?!?!?" (Which is usually having nothing on the counters so all my shit disappears into a vortex....)
07-27-2018, 04:22 PM
alias_rice

My wife makes these kale smoothies in the mornings and instead of cleaning up the juicer, just fills the sink and lets it marinate all day. She cleans it in the evenings, but I’m sick of coming home to a nasty green soup. I may have mentioned she could could clean it up before work, but she must know hikesalot, because she told me to fuck off.
07-27-2018, 04:32 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by Mazderati

Return the sprayer to the holster with a rubber band wrapped around it.

We've moved on to loo seat up or downage now.

This advice could proof painful
07-28-2018, 08:54 AM
oftpiste

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Originally Posted by Elkhound Odin

Anyone else see their long time spouse just change their behavior like this?

LOL. You mean like turning into a completely different person after 30 years and blowing up 5 people's lives? Yeah.
10-23-2018, 01:16 PM
plugboots

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Good point... She just texted me about making something special for dinner tonight. Maybe I'll just order pizza.

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Mrs. Plug was cleaning out some old jelly in the sink, and the jar slipped out of her hands right into the running garbage disposal. She doesn't scream, exactly, but makes an adult groan or something, and shuts it off. No 1/4" allen screw is going to fix this one, although I gave it a shot. I removed the disposal, put it over a bucket upside down and worked out all the small chunks of glass. Good as new. Shit happens. I guess the disposal thing really is gender specific.
10-23-2018, 03:54 PM
TurxSki

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Originally Posted by Elkhound Odin

...Recently, for some unknown reason to me, she has been leaving the lids up...Anyone else see their long time spouse just change their behavior like this?

...[emoji53]
...erm...guy?
How about, there has been some other dude in your house?
Just saying...

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10-23-2018, 04:00 PM
Elkhound Odin

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Originally Posted by TurxSki

...[emoji53]
...erm...guy?
How about, there has been some other dude in your house?
Just saying...

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Not unless that dude is invisible since it happens whether I’m home or not

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10-23-2018, 04:16 PM
frorider

Any monkeys nearby?
10-23-2018, 04:30 PM
SumJongGuy

Ho long has your wife been peeing standing up?
10-23-2018, 05:46 PM
Danno

I think people are having trouble distinguishing between a toilet seat and a toilet lid.
10-23-2018, 08:45 PM
TurxSki

^^^ No. He said "leaving the lids up", plural, so assume seat and lid.
But maybe you're right.

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10-23-2018, 08:58 PM
riser4

Seat down, lid up. I don't like the idea of things hiding under a closed lid. Never know what could be under there.
10-23-2018, 09:09 PM
XXX-er

The Dude: My wife? Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up man!
10-23-2018, 09:26 PM
Danno

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Originally Posted by TurxSki

^^^ No. He said "leaving the lids up", plural, so assume seat and lid.
But maybe you're right.

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He has more than one toilet in his house.
10-23-2018, 09:37 PM
irul&ublo

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Originally Posted by frorider

Any monkeys nearby?

And bricks
10-23-2018, 09:51 PM
Bunion 2020

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Originally Posted by plugboots

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Mrs. Plug was cleaning out some old jelly in the sink, and the jar slipped out of her hands right into the running garbage disposal. She doesn't scream, exactly, but makes an adult groan or something, and shuts it off. No 1/4" allen screw is going to fix this one, although I gave it a shot. I removed the disposal, put it over a bucket upside down and worked out all the small chunks of glass. Good as new. Shit happens. I guess the disposal thing really is gender specific.

Funny, I was told one way to sharpen the blades in your garbage disposal was to grind glass.

Every now and then I break and old jar and run it through the disposal.
10-23-2018, 10:08 PM
Flyoverland Captive

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Originally Posted by riser3

Seat down, lid up. I don't like the idea of things hiding under a closed lid. Never know what could be under there.

How else are the dogs gonna get a drink if their bowl runs out? Think of the puppies!
10-23-2018, 10:40 PM
XXX-er

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Originally Posted by Elkhound Odin

So here's a switch. Many years ago when first married, she was all over me not putting the lid down. We live in peaceful bathroom harmony as I obliged her request. Recently, for some unknown reason to me, she has been leaving the lids up. Not, that I care either way (fortunately the dog doesn't drink from the toilet). It's a peculiar that she is doing something she was diametrically opposed to.

Anyone else see their long time spouse just change their behavior like this?

A paddling bro did mention that he never got blow jobs until the ex-wife started messing around with a guy named Larry
10-24-2018, 05:49 AM
Obstruction

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

A paddling bro did mention that he never got blow jobs until the ex-wife started messing around with a guy named Larry

Larry liked the cock?
10-24-2018, 07:01 AM
SumJongGuy

Experts recommend closing the lid before flushing because fecal matter and diluted urine gets dispersed in to the air and blows all over your bathroom, tooth brushes, etc when the toilet is flushed.

Always Close the Toilet Lid When You Flush, Here’s Why
10-24-2018, 07:03 AM
riser4

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Originally Posted by SumJongGuy

Experts recommend closing the lid before flushing because fecal matter and diluted urine gets dispersed in to the air and blows all over your bathroom, tooth brushes, etc when the toilet is flushed.

Always Close the Toilet Lid When You Flush, Here’s Why

and then open the lid so i know that nothing is hiding under it.

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