The Gaper Spirit Animal

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03-06-2012, 02:22 PM
Talking Monkey

Without the slightest bit of sarcasm, I have to say this man is my hero. He has both the resources AND the time to ski at multiple locations throughout North America while living in New York. He's clearly better at life than I am. I don't even own a climbing harness or a single GoPro. :nonono2:
03-06-2012, 03:02 PM
stuckathuntermtn

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Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!

He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

I see the GSA has blessed you with a better winter than we. I see you could have touched him, but I understand why you didn't. Who knows? It's like meeting a king. His touch could be healing, or he could have you die a horrible death. Only those without sin can touch the gsa and live.

we have all sinned.

we have all side-slipped.
03-06-2012, 03:07 PM
TheMessenger

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Originally Posted by Chad Sexington

Without the slightest bit of sarcasm, I have to say this man is my hero. He has both the resources AND the time to ski at multiple locations throughout North America while living in New York. He's clearly better at life than I am. I don't even own a climbing harness or a single GoPro. :nonono2:

And he's a famous skier now.
03-06-2012, 03:13 PM
Sessiøn

Does this mean that the "Plea to Ullr" thread is now defunct, and should be replaced with a "Plea to GSA" thread?
03-06-2012, 03:15 PM
daviski

There must be a pattern to his journey.

We now know these are not just the random destinations of an overly equipped rich guy ---to my shame I did at first think that, forgive me GSA

No there is obviously something much larger at stake and far greater in its vision. We can only dimly guess at his motives, like blind men beating their way through a thicket, but if we could discern some clue we might come better to know him; and thus I believe, ourselves.

Alaska will surely be the place of his ultimate ascendancy but till then, where will he next appear?
03-06-2012, 03:16 PM
Johnny Deep

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Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Epic footage of the GSA cannot be edited. It must be viewed in its entirety since every minute detail and action of the GSA has purpose.

A special place in Florida awaits those who do not have the commitment and patience to learn the teachings of the GSA.

This is fvcking gold!
03-06-2012, 03:16 PM
TheMessenger

Nay, he is a god, who sits at the right hand of Ullr. Two entities of one substance born yay of the same essence, distinct entities yet indivisible in spirit.
03-06-2012, 03:17 PM
TheMessenger

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Originally Posted by daviski

No there is obviously something much larger at stake and far greater in its vision. We can only dimly guess at his motives, like a blind man beating his way through a thicket, but if we could discern some clue we might come better to know him; and thus I believe, ourselves.

nay, we are like an ant in his presence in our meager perception.
03-06-2012, 03:27 PM
Ted Striker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chad Sexington

Without the slightest bit of sarcasm, I have to say this man is my hero. He has both the resources AND the time to ski at multiple locations throughout North America while living in New York. He's clearly better at life than I am. I don't even own a climbing harness or a single GoPro. :nonono2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

And he's a famous skier now.

Truth
03-06-2012, 03:35 PM
astralboy15

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Originally Posted by daviski

Alaska will surely be the place of his ultimate ascendancy but till then, where will he next appear?

...and then cham?
03-06-2012, 03:44 PM
El Chupacabra

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Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!

It's like watching Moses lead the exodus.
03-06-2012, 03:52 PM
Lonnie

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Originally Posted by TheMessenger

And he's a famous skier now.

So is Sonny Bono....
03-06-2012, 04:00 PM
skiski

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Originally Posted by timeo

I am shocked that a bidding war has not broken out by the GSA disciples on these ORANGE ski pants, sans climbing harness, but that is easily rectified.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...m-BLAZE-ORANGE!

Any chance that those pants were used one time by a person playing the GSA role in Beaver Creek? How do we know Biff's morgan stanley gym photo was taken at a morgan stanley gym and not on the stair master in some dude's basement? I'm not saying he's not real, but, hey, I'm an agnostic.
03-06-2012, 04:20 PM
daviski

you sicken me! bastard person.

Just because you don't believe in GSA doesn't mean he doesn't believe in you!

And remember -- there are no "agnostics" on the heli-pad
03-06-2012, 04:26 PM
PassTheDutchie

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Originally Posted by skiski

Any chance that those pants were used one time by a person playing the GSA role in Beaver Creek? How do we know Biff's morgan stanley gym photo was taken at a morgan stanley gym and not on the stair master in some dude's basement? I'm not saying he's not real, but, hey, I'm an agnostic.

REPENT! REPENT! RE-MOTHER-FUCKING-PENT!
03-06-2012, 04:32 PM
whyturn

Wow the video of the elusive one, amazing
03-06-2012, 05:04 PM
daviski

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Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!

cumicon
, Thank You

Your strength to remain so long in his presence, merely so that we all might share in your exaltation ... for this I can only offer thanks and admiration, you have given such a gift to all of us who live far removed from the mountains where GSA appears.

There on that day, surrounded by so many unenlightened, only you knew what you witnessed; and though your helmet quavered at times, you remained steadfast. All the others just milled stupidly about, wholly ignorant of the sacred drama although they were there beside him -- I can only imagine what a lonely burden that must have been, to KNOW.

How could you resist shouting out, "HE IS HERE, HERE BESIDE YOU, YOU FOOLS!" But you knew that GSA had not yet chosen to reveal himself and so you merely chronicled -- a video scribe of the divine

Again I thank you
03-06-2012, 05:29 PM
TitanneeNC

Not sure that the GSA will be spotted down at any of our NC resorts, but after reading all 31 pages I'm concerned for all my brethren in TGR. Remember Jim Jones, if instructed, run, don't drink the Kool Aid
03-06-2012, 05:35 PM
Garth Bimble

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Originally Posted by Lonnie

So WAS Sonny Bono....

FIFY

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03-06-2012, 07:22 PM
Jimty

Brother Cumicon's video must surely form the basis of the GSA's segment in the next TGR film. That hike. That death defying drop in. That sweet first turn. After Deeper and Further, might we see Gaper??? If only the TGR heli had been on hand to capture this from the air.
03-06-2012, 07:41 PM
badbluto

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Originally Posted by PhiberAwptik

Does this mean that the "Plea to Ullr" thread is now defunct, and should be replaced with a "Plea to GSA" thread?

GSA is seated at the right hand of Ullr and will some day replace the mighty one as the true god.
03-06-2012, 07:50 PM
Tunco

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Originally Posted by rideit

"In Search Of Gaper Spirit Animal Chin"?

http://i.imgur.com/3l8J8.gif
03-06-2012, 08:25 PM
daviski

I have fasted now for hours, only occasionally accepting some Guinness and Coors

I worry that in the Book of Cumicon, verse 10.46 to 12.32, as the GSA was peering over that terrible traverse; did he know he was seeking his own wilderness?

Can we know the demons he surely saw and fought?

Will he grace us again? Who can say.
03-06-2012, 08:37 PM
Bite Me

My neck is sore from trying to find GSA in the liftlines and on the hill at WB today. DAMN, I though I could make a Jong contribution with some quality shots of GSA, but it was not to be.

Any GSA sightings at WB today?
03-06-2012, 10:19 PM
johngenx

I'm sure all the X-treme terrain of WB has been slayed and reslayed by now, and GSA has moved on. Alaska? Antarctica? First descent on K2?

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