Dude, its been five years.
Get after it already.
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Dude, its been five years.
Get after it already.
Big Cheez-its are cheesier than regular sized. Anyone else notice that?
I was reminded of this thread as I just got back from a road trip. For some reason, I bought a box of Chicken In a Biscuit. What the fuck is this shit, seriously? Chicken? In a Biscuit? In a cracker? So horrible and so good. I ate the entire box on the last 4 hour leg. Not blazing speed, just slow consistent nibbling. I can't say I felt worse than the box of Cheez-its, but can say that I will never eat another (piece of??) Chicken in a Biscuit. The maloder just stays with you.
If you like Cheese Nips more than Cheeze-Its, there is something medically wrong with your brain.
And I do expect a TR from GoldMember. As Sorry Bro stated, these things creep on you. Insidious little bastards.
Chicken in a Biscuit slathered in aerosol cheese is the most brilliant yet disgusting food imaginable. So fucking gross, yet before you know it your drunk ass has consumed a whole box/can and you're still hungry. Now that's crack.
Well, I didn't follow up on this thread with a TR but had some Cheez-its this weekend at a party. There is no f'ing way I'm going to try and eat a box of these. I surrender. Those things SUCK! I can't remember anything that, once in your mouth, dehydrates you so badly. It's like the more of them you eat, the less you weigh due to fluid loss. Fortunately, I was able to make up the loss with copious beer. When I say they suck, I mean it literally.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
So, commonlaw, ridicule me at your leisure as there is no way I'll do this. Chili-Cheese Fritos for the win.
Although I think that's a temporary effect, maybe you could make a fortune promoting the Cheez-it diet.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
hmmm.... Might be something to this for school wrestling teams who are trying to make weight. Eat a box an hour before your match to lose a pound or two. Of course, puking on your opponent is considered by some to be bad form.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
I refuse to eat anything that leaves shit on my fingers.
guess that leaves buttered popcorn and nachos outa the running then...Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
...not to mention dogshit.
"buttered" popcorn is pretty much out.
Nachos aren't if they're good nachos like the super nachos from the El Caz cart at 12:30 on a Thursday when the drunchies start to kick in. They are piled high with meat and veggies and other shit. Not exactly a cheez-it.
And yes, I can have the drunchies by 12:30; I'm fucking hungry all the time.
Like the gastronomic effects of consuming an entire box of Chicken in a Biscuit, this thread has unusual staying power.
I feel your pain. Used to love those things when I was a teenager and could eat anything. Fondly remembering my youthful excesses, I bought a box and, unable to resist their greasy, salty allure, consumed the entire thing. Like you, I vow to never again buy a box of Chicken in a Biscuit. Not only did my tummy feel funny for a damned long time afterwards, the next day's constitutional was excessively messy.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Cheez Its however, are still on the menu.
Please someone help me. Costco had the 3lb boxes of Cheez-It's on sale for some absurd price like $4.99 a couple of weeks ago. My wife asked if I wanted some. I tried to stay strong and came up with some line of bullshit like, "I don't need any more salt in my diet". She saw right through that shit and said that if I didn't buy em now I'd only end up buying $5 normal sized boxes from the grocery when I got the craving and that I should just bite the bullet.
This made instant economic sense to me so I naturally bought two. That's 6lbs of Cheez-Its. Now I haven't been paying too much attention but I'm somehow a box and a 1/3rd down in this past month. It's like I sit down at the end of the day, have a couple-eight beers, watch sports and slowly consume pounds of salted 'cheese' crackers.
I always knew my wife would find a way to be rid of me, I didn't think hypertension was her angle though. Props honey, for playing the long game.
Well you may die, but with all the preservatives in those things at least you'll have a good-looking corpse.
death by America
I'm worried that there may be an unnatural orange hue to my skin, but it may save money in the end with less makeup for the mortician to apply.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
You guys ever get the puffed green pea fries in a bag at Costco? Along with that jalapeños yogurt dip,?? Holy fucking stomach ache.
That sounds like a bowel movement adventure.Quote:
Originally Posted by steepconcrete
I will say that I took 5-7 samples of the Chicago style popcorn on my last trip with no shame. Followed up by samples of prosciutto, smoked gouda, and crab dip. Now that was a bad decision.
Bmills, if you finish that biz in a sitting, your relationship with Cheez Its will change forever. It's a whole new level of unwanted intimacy.
Just watch this next time you have an urge.
White Cheddar Cheezits are like crack.
Wasabi peas FTW
Cheezits are a close second
The white cheddar thin crispy ones caught me off guard last week and I scarfed 88% of a box before I could stop.
I rarely eat them anymore.
2005: Working in Alaska where the only thing to do after hours was drink, smoke weed, and eat shitty food. One day after finishing a huge concrete pour we decided to have a blowout party to celebrate. We always had a reason for these parties. There was a box of regular cheezits and I was in full munchies mode trying to soak up a half a dozen budweisers and a big pull off a bottle of Jack daniels that I had consumed in the span of a little over an hour. Needless to say, I was unsuccessful in my attempts to slow down the rapid onset of drunkenness and had to take a little nap where I was sitting. I awoke to the sudden urge to expel all previously ingested ingredients of that days poor decision making. I was able to blurt out, "get the garbage can, I'm going to puuuuuuuuuuuke" too late. I sprayed that yellow chunky vomit all over the floor, myself, and the poor bastard dumb enough to sit by a wasted 19 year old passed out on the couch. The looks of shame I received from the laundry lady when I brought the cheezit starched clothes in the next day will never be forgotten.
I just ate some Whole Foods house brand organic cheese square crackers (Naturally Flavored).
Nuthin' addictive about 'em.
Cheese addiction is at least as real as all those other psychological addictions.
"Weed is not a drug! I sucked dick for Gorgonzola!"
Anyone listening to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me?
Cheese is Dairy crack. It contains quesomorphines. (It couldn't just be the fat and salt).
More like nacho-flavored oxys.
Is that why they call them quesadillas?
My family watched my Border Collie for a bit. I love Cheez-Its. Now, when I crack into the box he's at my feet offering both paws, rolling over, giving 'kisses', and trying every other trick he knows to get one.
Great. Now there's two fiends in this house.
This box is only big enough for one, fur-buddy.
Damnit, Mom.
I went there last night. Handful on a pass through the kitchen. Then back for two more. Shit is diabolical.
Maybe a nice Brie de Melun and I would consider it, but a Gorgonzola? What am I, gay???Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Jesus....blast from the past. Cheez-its still suck ass.
Costco resupply trip
Cha ching!
i was caught in an airport once for the better part of a day and a half. In the middle of fucking nowhere. I ate almost 2 boxes of cheez- its. I didn't shit for a week. I haven't touched them since
that's called fromundaQuote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Goes well with tube steak and a protein shake.Quote:
Originally Posted by baby bear
cost effective on date night
the bf's birthday is coming up this week- I'm going to use thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Gepeto
Rest easy friends. Cheez-its are now a button push away.
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