Um...so, where is this bachelor party going to take place?? :DQuote:
Originally posted by mushmouth
hopefully will have some nice photos from this weekend at tahoe...it's a bach party so if not skiing...others.
heh, heh. j/k
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Um...so, where is this bachelor party going to take place?? :DQuote:
Originally posted by mushmouth
hopefully will have some nice photos from this weekend at tahoe...it's a bach party so if not skiing...others.
heh, heh. j/k
I run a themed porn website where we create videos of having sex with women that are under anesthesia in dentist's chairs.
I own a Dental Floss farm in Montana.
At least we got pictures of Tahoe-skiers gfs thong that one time. That wasn't all that bad.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
*Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.
But its true, post nekked pics of your sister/gf/hot mom, someone good lookin' and we'll all be your friends.
I beat dead horses.
Somebody's in a mood.Quote:
Originally posted by iskibc
I beat dead horses.
whoa dude.Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
I run a themed porn website where we create videos of having sex with women that are under anesthesia in dentist's chairs.
yeah, that seems about right.
hahah yeah this is a funny thread......by the way im a...............taco truck owner!......but i used to go to the dentist.
I study dental hygiene in the porn industry
Try to get em to hold up a plate of hotdogs, preferably while smiling.Quote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
But its true, post nekked pics of your sister/gf/hot mom, someone good lookin' and we'll all be your friends.
We've got a thing for that.
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Originally posted by mushmouth
it's a bach party.
http://titanicrecords.com/bach.jpg
It is Bach and it rocks
It's a rock block of Bach
That we learned in the school
The school of hard Knocks.
I thought that was Buster's job.Quote:
Originally posted by interloper
I own a Dental Floss farm in Montana.
He's interloping . . . . oh wait, now I am too.Quote:
Originally posted by Plakespear
I thought that was Buster's job.
I thought Buster's job had something to do with one-time use membranes of some kind.
Everyone here is my former Dentist. No need to go anymore though, my last tooth fell out yesterday...:(
I used to own a dental office, but then someone convinced me to be a pirate on weekends. I got scurvey and lost all of my teeth, and subsequently all of my business. For some reason nobody likes a dentist with scurvey.
Now open wide and say AARRRRRR!!Quote:
Originally posted by DJSapp
I used to own a dental office, but then someone convinced me to be a pirate on weekends. I got scurvey and lost all of my teeth, and subsequently all of my business. For some reason nobody likes a dentist with scurvey.
Thank you iceman.Quote:
Originally posted by snowjob
Now open wide and say AARRRRRR!!
:o AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !!
Professional floss stretcher...to one side of the lips or the other.
And we haven't seen any of your work in awhile...'bout time for another round isn't it?Quote:
Originally posted by divegirl
And I'm a dentist office-themed porn video producer.
But of course! I'll PM you the play-by-plays. ;) We're looking for another...dentist. Know of any good ones?Quote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
And we haven't seen any of your work in awhile...'bout time for another round isn't it?
We've imposed a ban on real time drunken posting for the Davis, CA contingent of the Maggots. I don't anticipate that ban being lifted anytime in the near future.Quote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
And we haven't seen any of your work in awhile...'bout time for another round isn't it?
In the mean time all of us are practicing with our dentist's tools for when DG resumes filming.
Bravo! Practice makes perfect.
Awww, come on Nater! Don'tcha think tonight's pizza and Army of Darkness with the famous 4 will yield a faction in it's own right? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Telenater
We've imposed a ban on real time drunken posting for the Davis, CA contingent of the Maggots. I don't anticipate that ban being lifted anytime in the near future.
In the mean time all of us are practicing with our dentist's tools for when DG resumes filming.
And yes, it's important to practice with dentist tools. Yes, yes, of course. I need a couple more...ahem....dams for tonight's performance.
I'm a laid-off dentist. I'm studying to be a pirate part time while I go to Ninja school. Some of the folks on this board have given me new hope for the possibility of being porn hygienist.
Are you sure that you didn't mean "dames?" I'm all for having more dames in attendance.Quote:
Originally posted by divegirl
Awww, come on Nater! Don'tcha think tonight's pizza and Army of Darkness with the famous 4 will yield a faction in it's own right? ;)
And yes, it's important to practice with dentist tools. Yes, yes, of course. I need a couple more...ahem....dams for tonight's performance.
What ever may come I've been practicing with my tools....
There's actually a copy of THAT floating around?Quote:
Originally posted by divegirl
pizza and Army of Darkness
What happened to all the pirates???? Are they all still stuck at the powdermag.com board or something? There sure were a lot of 'em around a while back....
I, for one, am a second rate dentist schooled at the "I Can't Believe It's a Dental School" of Guatamala. There's probably a "I Can't Believe It's a Dental School" at your local mall, but I couldn't afford the tuition...
:(
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Originally posted by Ubersheist
What happened to all the pirates???? Are they all still stuck at the powdermag.com board or something? There sure were a lot of 'em around a while back....
I, for one, am a second rate dentist schooled at the "I Can't Believe It's a Dental School" of Guatamala. There's probably a "I Can't Believe It's a Dental School" at your local mall, but I couldn't afford the tuition...
:(
they used all the money they pilaged and stole to do to dental school and start a practice....sad sad.