This could've been an epic night. After working nights all week I'm up for an all-nighter but my drinking buds all gave up and went home. 4 ESB's, a 24 oz Corona and a pitcher of Mannies later and I can still type. Bummer.
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This could've been an epic night. After working nights all week I'm up for an all-nighter but my drinking buds all gave up and went home. 4 ESB's, a 24 oz Corona and a pitcher of Mannies later and I can still type. Bummer.
There was not enough wine in the world to give me a good night's sleep.
Memo to myself: limit son's sleepover gatherings to 2 or three kids at most. Seven 12 yr- old boys farting nonstop, laughing, throwing popcorn & pillows, and asking profound questions like "What's it like to be a speed bump" is really a bit much for a mom to handle!
(some of them are still awake!:eek: )
Sprite
You got that right my man. I am posting now as place saver as this will probably be my last sober post of the day. I am on way to Denver to watch CU crush CSU and then more boozing as the Buckeyes feast on some grade A Texas Longhorns. Lets go Buff and Bucks!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Lets see who's typing fine now (just fixed a mistake) or is it " I had a sub with EXTRA things inside of it. Like Roast Beef!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
Thank goodness for school starting agin!!!!!1!! (kind of)
It says post as much as you can!!!!! WUHoOOO!!
45...hick.
Buckeyes kicked some serious ass this w/e...Yah, Baby!!!
Now its time for the NFL. Two games for twice as much cerveza and double the cruda manana.
Go Raiders!!
peace,
D.
So yeah, som,e fucking drunk ass fat native amreican lady was totally unsulting the fact that my fiance was gfrom a well to do family on the ersast cosat? That was gfucking pissing me off royally. I wanted to be all like. SHUT THE FUCK UP, but im not mean, so Id idnt' I just kept drinking uniutl it was time to go home,. Excuse me pleae, for now it is time that I partake in the munching of the beaver and the throwing of meat inot the tunnel. I bid you farewell, mateS!
i wont do a preservaton post, but that was quite a statement P_McPoser
Makers Mark and Ice....i'm buzzed
and loving it:fm:
Vino, beer, Vino............I'm shitfaced.
damn...we are only down to 45 beers on the wall? I am now officially ashamed. You maggot need to step up and throw down a couple extra brews for the cause.
44 bottles of beer on the wall.
44 bottles of beer on the wall-
44 bottles of beer-
take one down..pass it around the office, got o the liquor store and get some more for the office, and the hot new femmes in hte new offices next door...
44 bottles of beer on the wall.....
It mught be a wee bit ghey, but Jamician mudslides are fuken good shit
I feel that is is very immportant ot post in this very important thread. Hopefully a TR will be in order for the weekend, as we have only begun on the jaeger, and there is muych more on the way.
edit: as for that video, I'm speechless
wel, i hate soristitures. dem bithces ares all cokehead s an shit, and it anit cool yo. it fcking rained today, rainde on my fucking haed. goddanm godisa bich. godanm fucking soristitutesbiches.whe knows how to fuckingspellcokcblock...I DO: C OK E HEAD SORISTITUTES
...43 bottes of beer eft, excet we shoudl put some aside for te dead homies
i just spent all of my damned money on berer but itwa s worth its! i suppose i should have bought keysonte light, but coors light and becks tastes beterer! and i g hot my freind to buy pappa johns. its had been a good nigth. good night o you all.
Well, 4 Ubu's, 3 Raison D'etre's and a half a bottle of wine in the hole tonight, and I'm still typing fine. My fucking summer tolerance makes it damn hard for me to get drunk off beer anymore. Why must it be 21 in this country? Damn, I could really go for some rum.
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_66381.jpg
I'm not sure if I am still drunk from the 3 of tehse I downed but I am for sure fucked up. Sorry Greydon, but your house doesn't have shit on my house tonight. Lets take some down and pass the around. #43 I believe
I fucking hate PBR. I had omse fat tire thne some coors light and now PBR. It sis fome fu king ros shoiht. Fuck off pasbts blue ribbon. Yos ukc ass.
present.
fortytyo bottles of beers on e waal, foryw two bottlws of beer, take one dun ands bpass i t around, 42 bottless off veers on the wallls.
edits!!! icemans said no more of the pages otp biteches but whatever,
Paage top., BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
second to top of page and leaving for Cina tomooweee. Plenty of time sleep on the plane. Hope I don't get caught in a nuke war
Hey sober bithves!!!!! 41 bottle sof beer on the wall, 41 bottles of beer , takwe one down, pass it aorunf, 41 bottle sof beer, off teh wall...
who likes blue moon!!?! FKNAAAA
i've alwysas wanted topost in this thriead wihen I was drunk...cause i alwasys did. now, i have.
40 bottles ofbeer on the daer wallss, take onedown. pass it around, skp me caiuse i've had too much, blah blah blah blah.
Fuck you you fucking fuck. 99 bottled sof wine on the wall 99 bottles ogf wine...take one down pass it around and t98 bottls of wine on the wall...98 bottles of wine tn the awall 98 botles of winne tkae one down pass ti arounf 97 bottles of wine the ewall...a99 bottles of einr the wall 97 bottles of winer...take one down dpass it around anat ist 9
This is adam posting from squatchola's computadora. fer rizzlers my nizzlers! poopinhausen! aklakllllakjflajdfljaldfjaofl
I know my chances to get laid go down with every beer I drink and each time I open my mouth...but tonight I am quaffing back many a froth and chatterbugging like a mofo.
Cheers-Salude-Chinchin-Kompi-Bottom's up.
peace-out,
D.
beer friday! who hoo... love work. love drunk work.
double post for the sake of double posting.
what what? my mountaineers are strugglin..........
druk. not moch to sa 0then bozzzze is gooode
the beer has manifested itself as an alternate personality and notifying me that i am drunk. Its a little blue penguin named Baxter...baxter is a pimp and gets tons of pengiun pussy.
Happy B-Day to the biggest drunk here...GheePup!!!!
Knock down a few, bro....and DO NOT drunk dail me at 3am you fucking kook.:cussing: :cussing: :the_finge :the_finge ;) :D
peace,
D.
Does being facking hung over as hell qualify me to post in this thread?
absolutly. I was there this weekend. I blacked out at 4:30pm, a new personal record. the next morning i woke up and couldnt find my pants. My roomate also had to get 10 stiches on his hand because he though it would be a good idea to cut his watch off his hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
I was hungover for about 12 hours...also a new personal record. I seriously didnt move, to the point that i watched Push several times in a row because i didnt want to get up to find another movie.
I am still hung over, even after a day of homemade goodness from the lady and 2 st. pauli girl's right before bed. My troubles started on sunday right before the seahawks game and ended Monday morning at 5 am at Parker's Casino, playing hold'em.Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
I am here to post and say my official opinion is that being hungover is a worthy reason to post in this thread.
I'm slightly hammered. Had a pregame party at work celebrating some dudes long-term accomplishment. He gets a room named after him, I get a few beers and shrimp cocktail funded by a bunch of 8-million dollar attorneys. In the end, we all win. Leave this joint for Turtle Bay. $1 drafts all night. And by draft I mean roughly 8.45 oz. Still a good deal.
So it's me and about 3 others I work with. Time is 6 pm. Beer is coming in bunches of 20 mugs. Waitress has huge juggs...Sorry no pics...yes, this TR blows big chunks...get used to it. 3 people become 8 become 15. Hold glass up high, cheers, and sip. Repeat until finished then repeate 10 more times. 3 hours go by. Still chuggin. Still drunk. Tab eventually makes its way to the table.
$95.47 with tax.
Girl had big juggs.
15 people * 2 hours * 4 beers per hour = 120 beers = we did alright
Mara gets tipped well.
She shows us her juggs.
We smile and drink more.
I ask Mara to see juggs on a more intimate situation.
She says she likes 'em dark and skinny.
I am not dark and skinny.
I lose.
But I win because beers cost $1 and tomorrow I get free drinks from this girl that likes me but doesn't like me. You dig?
awesome... it's my bday fuckers!!! :-)
26!!!! wooooooohoooooo!