3:57 am Friday May 13th, 2005 was the exact time that girlski showed up at Max's window.Quote:
Originally Posted by girlski0912
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3:57 am Friday May 13th, 2005 was the exact time that girlski showed up at Max's window.Quote:
Originally Posted by girlski0912
Road trip lost the film from that night... :nonono2:
road trip was hoping to get a better view of Max changing until girlski (who wasn't wearing her boyfriends tightywhiteys) blocked his view.Quote:
Originally Posted by road trip
On the only date that Max ever had, the swamp ass was so bad that he blamed it on the dog but the dog was at the vet so he was left without an excuse and tried to go to the bathroom to only shower off his nether region but accidently got his pants wet because he was trying to go too fast and it looked like he peed himself so he tried climbing out the window but it was a second floor window so had to drop into the trash can below and there two racoons that smelled the swamp ass and thought it food so bit his little friend off so now he talks in a really high voice like a eunich.
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