im still amazed when some deuche makes a high-speed maneuver or dangerously close lane change/merge and when you look who's in the car>it's a dad or mom with a pile of kids in there.
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im still amazed when some deuche makes a high-speed maneuver or dangerously close lane change/merge and when you look who's in the car>it's a dad or mom with a pile of kids in there.
Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashesQuote:
Originally Posted by baron
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain
Preach it MC900'!Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Somehow blowing kisses does not deescalate these situations. I’m flabbergasted every time it doesn’t work for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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In some cultures a thumbs up means shove it up your ass.
Seems appropriate with road rage.
I was looking for an address and gave a one finger salute to a tailgater who passed me once. I pulled over and he came up to my car, reached into my open window and slapped me on the back of the head. Freaked out my 8 and 13 yo kids in the back seat.
GO TEAM!!
"Troopers have reported 12 drive-by shootings in King County this year. Half of those were in the month of March and three this week."
https://www.king5.com/article/news/c...7-a68b5bd9fc97
Yeah. No.Quote:
Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister
But I do like the big Jesus music
https://youtu.be/8vgDpI8kU98
You all need a healthy Dose of Autobahn. When you're on the left lane doing 160 ( communist units ...so about 110? In freedom units?) and see someone appearing with lights flashing, you better not fuck around. I mean he probably won't have a gun, but if he crashes into you doing 220 or 250 or more...the effect is the same. [emoji3]
I'll always remember us going to Zermatt at age 18 in the 7something BMW of my friends father. Who Was doing a steady easy 220 and someone came on to the left lane doing 120 maybe. And it had to be on purpose. Nothing in front of him. No time for rage. My friends father didn't even flinch, went to the right lane and passed doing 220.
We had this guy cut in front of a bus, only he cut it so close he clipped the bus. Guess who won?
https://goldcountrymedia.com/news/26...ewcastle-road/
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Fuck around and find out.Quote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
That's my favorite move too. LMAO. Much better reaction than the bird and seems to defuse more often than escalate. At least in my experience. YMMV.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_pdx
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Hahaha. Fo real.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
Dammit, OG! Was eating breakfast while reading this and you made me squirt milk out my nose. Bravo! Dying here.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
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Holy shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
"The impact with the bus caused the Meadow Vista resident’s 2022 Dodge Ram truck to collide into the center divider, where it overturned and struck a Toyota Prius traveling westbound on I-80. The impact to the Prius caused it to collide into a red GMC 1500, which was traveling westbound in the No. 2 lane.
The Dodge Ram continued in a westerly direction, where it then struck a Chevy Silverado, a black Kia EV6 and a Toyota RAV4. The Ram came to rest on its roof on the center divider."
Great idea, kill em with kindness and humor. Friend dropped by today about 6 months ago he made the mistake of flipping off a guy who chased him all over town, 15 min. pursuit til my buddy pulled into a very public place. Guy had dragged him out of his car and was screaming at him and had backhanded him a few shots when 3 Deputies arrived, they not gently subdued him, cuffed and stuffed him.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
My buddy went to court and declined jail time if the guy attended anger management, turns out the guy is a woman hitter as well. The satisfaction of the bird ain't worth the risk.
My friends 19y/o daughter was leaving their neighborhood and got rear ended at a four way stop. Car that hit her, three dudes in it, takes off. She follows them (bad idea), and driver rolls the window down and points a gun at her…. She freaks and flips a bitch and flies home. Cops arrive. As they are talking with her, assholes drive right by the house. Police chase ensues, wherein the assholes roll the car trying to flee the neighborhood. Cops catch two, third still at large…. Best part? The driver/ gunman was 13 fucking years old….Living here as long as I have, I learned a long time ago to just smile and wave. BURQUE FUCK YEAH.
No use crying over spilt milk.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Long bus ride from Denver to the airport, sitting up front, the bus driver strikes up a conversation. Cars are buzzing around the bus and he makes an off handed comment about how the bus always wins. Recounts a few stories in years of driving buses, evidently the design of the two big rails on the bus frames along with other structural components are a result of public buses being considered the highest priority due to the number of lives they can hold at capacity. Fuck around and find out is right. A bus, especially a school bus, is closer to a tank than a pickup truck.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
I 100% ignore any road ragers. If the rager is raging on someone else I either pull back or pass them and get the fuck away from the potential carnage.
I’m in my 40’s now with nothing to prove and give zero fucks about expressing my feelings to others.
Some may think that’s being a “pussy” because I’m not asserting my alpha cock feelings on strangers. The need to react and express your feelings to total strangers is the ultimate pussy move in my opinion. Some guy riding too close on your bumper and you can’t control your emotions enough to not care or move over you’ve got some shit going on.
Road rage is a symptom of a shitty life.
Jeebus.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
Only limp dick losers respond to road ragersQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
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There is only one answer to that [emoji79]Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
https://youtu.be/n5Y5wPiY0L4
We had a saying in law school, the train always wins. (There's tons of train cases in law school curriculum) They always win in the cases because they settled the west, and they always win in the collisions. Even with buses. Which is why the buses have to come to a complete stop at train crossings. But buses win against most things on the road.Quote:
Originally Posted by lowsparkco
some interesting stuff here, but I am not feeling the "RAGE" from this thread yet
Maybe ya'll need to practice Raging and come back tomorrow with better stuff...dip your Vadge in the sandbox before your next trip, that may help;)
Had an interesting one a few weeks ago when I pissed off a semi driver on I-10 on the way to Houston. Nobody in the left lane for like a mile ahead or behind us. We're going up an incline, I throw my blinker on to pass the train of semis ahead of me and the one in the rear tries pulling that passing but not able to pass stunt, but I commit as I was already engaged in the pass. I could've backed off and let the asshole in, but instead dropped into 3rd and rocketed past them all at Warp 10. Mind you, I had my blinker on first and had already started the pass before he even put his turn signal on to begin with. As I'm passing, I see him eject his arm out the window with a full bird salute and a blast of his horn. I gave him a friendly wave as I left them all miles behind me. Guy did pull out to pass right after me and he hadn't even come close to completing his pass by the time I left them past the horizon in my rear view. I was just thinking, calm down dude. I'll be out of your way in like 3 seconds, there's nobody behind me. Whereas if I let HIM in front of me, I'd be stuck there for the next 10 miles. Guy was probably hopped up on energy drinks and speed. Haha. I got a chuckle out of thinking about ol' Sea Bass getting all pissed off over something stupid like that.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FImMF3JWUAo-f1c.jpg
Oh man, gps limited trucks are the worst. They'll literally pace each other for 20 miles sometimes.
Trains is the answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Attachment 453147Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Ok, so I am in Colombia right now. Driving from Bogóta to Manizales, with my friend who is the 11 time national DH and World Cup champ (in other words, big brass balls, and not afraid of committing.). Hundreds of kilometers of steep, steep, windy, windy two lane roads over mountain passes, including the third or fourth longest (most vert) paved pass road in the world.
Hundreds of almost blind passes on double yellow lines, doubling of the speed limit, a hundred or two sketchy motos and road bikes, all over the road.
Following inches behind cars to prepare for the instant pass, passing literally inches from side mirror to side mirror. Tailgating, late braking, etc, even squeezing three vehicles (once a semi, our Highlander, and another car) into a space that should only fit two.
There was no rage, no gesticulations, no nothing. Every goddamn person knows that if you DIDNT drive like this, a seven hour drive would take 10.
It is super refreshing. (But there was a collision of some sort along the way).
Gringos would have been scared, insulted, their manhoods challenged. Fucking babies.
'Pepper'Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
- Gibby Haines, Butthole Surfers
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Originally Posted by riser4
Man, you guys just transported me straight back to my youth. Good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
Back in NJ ages ago, I was stuck behind some deuchbag playing the slow down brake check the guy behind you game..I wasn't in rage mode but, back then I'd confront anyone/anytime.
As we went through last light before my home, I notice they made a left and then right looping into a long jughandle to go back the way they came. Well the exit of this Jughandle was right next to where I was passing by...so I flipped a quick U turn and backed into the jughandle exit, blocking their path!
I got out expecting confrontation for sure..2 on 1(whatever:) I used to enjoy brawling and have fought outnumbered in the past) It ended up being 2 teens totally scared enough that they may have been shitting their pants. I let cooler heads prevail and gave them a friendly warning about how driving like that and fucking with people could really end badly.
Was not mad, Just wanted to kick their ass...but it was so satisfying to see them quiver in their seats:) LMAO after >to quote Fight Club "One of the hardest things you can do is start a fight with someone that does not want to fight"
sorry /there was not really and "RAGE" involved ...I doubt people are going to incriminate themselves by posting encounters where they totally lost their mind. I do expect to see some videos pop up here with some 3rd person theatrics.
Cool story bro. Did you do the whole chest puffing thing too?
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Scariest ride of my life was in a Chamonix to Geneva shuttle runnng ate for one of the passenger's flight. Russian driver. Russians do not value life The guy made his flight.
Anyone/anytimeQuote:
Originally Posted by baron
Lol. Lmao.
We got ourselves a real badass.
hehe..naw..I was actually quite polite...only took a split second to see there was no fighting unless I started it. I really like to finish a fight...not actually start it.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
It is funny how brave people are 'in their car'
-brakecheck
-tailgate
-cut people off
-one finger salute
-excessively slow
-throw garbage or worse
But, these are usually the same type of people we interact with every day ...moms, dads, co-workers and they are usually so polite in person- get them behind the wheel and some turn into animals.
Someone who admits to assaulting a couple of teenagers online, what a moron. Yes, assault. Familiarize yourself with the law
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he doesn’t start fights, he ends them.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
He just admitted to trying to start a fight, simple assault. Whether or not he says he was enraged, it’s the definition of road rageQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
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Guess my sarcasm was missed there.Quote:
Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
Obviously he couldn’t emotionally handle the horrific assault of being tailgated, something had to be done, he may have not been the hero the road needed that day, but he was the hero the road got.