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Go pet your dog and give ‘em some love right now. They aren’t going to be around forever.
Always wash your ass before your procto/gastro-ent appt. They're used to it and will just make a joke, but it's mortifying all the same.
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
I don’t know about the Meadow Skipper, I don’t think there are many women out there with fewer troubles than me. Certainly not my wife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Never by a house next to Dry Creek. (There is at least one in Sacramento that floods regularly and I'm sure there are others around the country.)
If you're the smartest one in the room, you're in the wrong room.
If it is worth doing, it's probably worth overdoing.
Sometimes good enough is good enough if it gets it done
Only invest in bitcoin if you're smarter than everyone else.
Whatever amount of garlic you were going to use, double it. Then add a little more.
Then let it age 5 days and it will triple in flavor, and can be used as a bear repellent.
Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
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Wait .... are you talking about uteri?!?!?
When making a grilled cheese, put the slices of bread in the pan while it heats up, then build the sandwich with the hot sides in, against the cheese. It’ll melt much more quickly.
My boss once told me, "Never have an affair with someone who earns less than your wife."
Salesman said, I hit all my goals last month and all they gave me was a pat on the back. I said, better to get a pat on the back than a kick in the ass!
gotta try that. ThanksQuote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
If you say something and your wife says, "what?' and you repeat it and she says "what?" again don't raise your voice when you say it the third time, even though it makes complete sense that you would do so. And watch your tone.
^ Good fukn advice. Wish I’d followed it more.
Maybe I learned it today. We'll see I guess.
Just respond the 1st time with, "I haven't told you how beautiful you are lately", and let it go.
And don't mumble it. Enunciate with eye contact.
like she'd buy that
“I said you should get your fucking hearing checked!”
Why are you yelling at me?
Because you didn't answer the first 3 times.
Ginger tooQuote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
Never mix your violations.
same with the cilantroQuote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
Yesterday I lubed up all the door hinges at the house with MTB suspension grease (slick honey)… they are now all impressively smooth, silent, and fast…
Pancetta and Prosciutto are generally cheaper and better if purchased sliced from the deli counter vs the 4oz vac packs… and you can make ‘‘em slice it thickkkkk
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Isn’t the deli counter at a grocery store one of the lower levels of Hades?
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Yes. Silver lining of the millions who died in the COVID pandemic is that my local Hannaford added a case with presliced deli items. 7/10 I can find what I want there and move on. I was afraid they would remove it once everyone stopped caring, however it is immensely popular.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Aww man - my local spot was doing this but they recently stopped. It was so convenient.
I bring my teenage son with me to stand on line at the deli while I get the other stuff. Some times he’s still waiting when I’m doneQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Pro gamer move.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
A while back I did that with the Squirt wax lube I’m no longer using for my chain. Super smooth, quiet, and clean. Hoping it lasts forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
Why are you guys even going into the store? They don’t have online ordering with curbside pick up there?
Queso on the chain, Squirt on the door? Slick, Honey!Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
It’s a brave new world.
I prefer delivery. If only they would put it away too.Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
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Change for a wooden nickel back?
Ullr is praised by a few, the proud, the marines.
All skis are rock skis.
^^^^^
Indeed all skis are rock skis.
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