Bruno Perdoni was the QB of my High School's football team a couple years after I graduated. I went to the Thanksgiving game and Bruno threw a long pass that was dropped. This big Italian-looking guy in the stands yells, "Perdoni, that kid's got an arm like a fuggin' eggplant!"
For 40 years I've been wondering what that means but now I guess it just meant he wouldn't hire him. Huh.