I still think dying in 5' of foam is worse than getting et by a prehistoric monstrosity.
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I still think dying in 5' of foam is worse than getting et by a prehistoric monstrosity.
I’m more of a Rock Lobster guy.Quote:
Originally Posted by schindlerpiste
Lol. Dad used to think it was hilarious to pop Jaws in the vhs player in the family van as we set off to the beach for the summer. Not a single one of us kids got in the water for a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
Every year.
Fucking hell. Eardrums are gonna die in unprecedented numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
Currents are funny things to animals that aren’t aware of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Summer or two ago there was a couple of UGA coeds that thought it would be neat to rent paddleboards on the sound-side of HHI. A few hours and a lot of outgoing tide later they ended up a few miles and a different island south on Tybee and couldn’t figure out for the life of them how they got there.
I’m sure some nice local boys got em squared away.
A friend that flies choppers for the Sheriff around here told me if I saw what he sees every day, I would never swim in the ocean. Bull sharks everywhere. And them things are meaner than anything. That said, the last reported attack here was some dumb shit walking neck deep through the flats with dead bait in his pocket- got his leg removed for that mistake. I think he lived though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skidog
Fuck. That.Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
Brackish water nightmares are full of those things.
On a serious note, I bet they call that guy Skip now.
Pics of Coeds? Need to know what dumb animals to watch out for.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Lot worse places to end up than Tybee. Coulda been swept south to Brunswick (shudder).
Just the smell of the paper plant probably prevents that from happening, like a force field.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Better than BOB.
I think the news said in ny there are like 12 shark deaths since the mid 1800s. That's a low ass percentage. And I believe that sheriff after seeing the videos I've seen. They're all over.Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
Lifeguard in NY that saw the shark the other day says " I've never seen one so close to shore." Guess what buddy they're around.
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I’ll see what I can dig up.Quote:
Originally Posted by warthog
No joke about Brunswick, that plant smells like shit 20 miles out. I’m shocked that every Mercedes made in America that ships out of there isn’t coated in the stench.
Probably keeps the Bull Sharks away though.
Yeah, nah on second thought.
Every time I go swimming in the Intercoastal or it’s adjoining rivers (May, Cooper, etc) this video comes to mind.
A big ass shark!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaw9ffDHwH4
When I lived in Florida, I went wading fishing in the intercoastal off longboat key with local guys that I worked with. Wear sneakers and scuff your feet to avoid stepping on a stingray. It was weird feeling swimming things bump into your legs.
I think she got it at the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
There's buuuul shaaahhks.
Just booked a house for a week in Harpswell with its own private beach. I’m swimming every day.
So I guess we were wrong. SHARK WEEK IS BACK.
Saw a commercial that has Mike Tyson going under with a bunch of reef sharks and chainmail.
Snoop Dogg smokin spliffs and narrating great white shark videos is premium content.
Snoop has intentionally killed more humans than most sharks have.
Game recognize game?
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Church.
Caaaaaaaaaandygram.
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