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Cave to table?
I don’t know, if I can’t order it by number it just doesn’t seem authentic enough.
In the Chinese version of the seafood shanty lobster tank I wonder if you can point to the restaurant ceiling and choose your bat?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
ok that's funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Norseman
If you can’t then you just take your dollars and Yelp review to the next place that can. Nobody has time for that low rent fried bat shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Why not just throw them into a blender and make a puree?Quote:
Originally Posted by Norseman
I don't know that journal he posted here, but I'd venture that it is peer-reviewed and that any data of results in that particular paper have at least some scientific merit.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
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Vitamix or nothing. It can turn rocks into dust and it’d turn bats into virus-slurry in no time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
You need the new Ronco Bat-O-Matic if you're gonna do that job right.
I wonder if KQ has any bat recipes?
Stop it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Totally forgot about the good people at Ronco.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Gourmet Magazine’s penultimate issue teased one if I remember correctly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
I guess when you dont understand what the words mean, attack the messenger.
btw- Journal of Medical Virology is a US publication, since 1977. So now you know.
Can we get the thread title edited for accuracy?
I mean, if the USA followed suit it could mean more uncrowded days at the hill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Summit
Could you imagine Denver being quarantined during a major pow day?
You can follow the spread of the virus with this handy map.
https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/a...23467b48e9ecf6
Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'
Bounder: C?
Tourist: Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a bat
Bounder: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat
Bounder: Can you say the letter 'K'
Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait
Bounder: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'
Tourist: what you mean.....spell bolour with a K
Bounder: Yes
Tourist: Kolour. Oh that's very good, I never thought of that what a silly bunt
The 2019-nCoV virus has been sequenced and is closely related to the SARS and MERS viruses which all have a distant origin shared with the common cold.
While bats are the reservoir that allow these viruses to exist, scientists think the 2019-nCoV recently evolved and jumped from bats to an unknown single source intermediary animal before mutating for the jump to humans. Culling the intermediate source could eliminate future outbreaks.
Also worth noting the R_0 transmissibility estimates, mean ~2.6 interval 1.5-3.5, are about potential transmission. An effective infection control intervention like the one we're seeing along with people themselves adopting risk reducing behaviors can shut this thing down even in the absence of antiviral drugs or vaccines.
Anyone know if the fried bat has MSG?
If not, I'll bet there's a bottle of maggi on the table.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I dunno about the bat itself, but it's in the guano chips.
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Do the guano chips come with the order or do they nickel and dime you with extras?
Best idea yet. The worlds wildlife and sea creatures would appreciate it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO7hvOtYnck
I wonder how South Park and the NBA are going to handle this bat virus issue.
My sister’s school in china has kicked everybody loose, so she’s flying back to the US. I’m going to encourage her to not go back. Fuck that place.
When Ebola was in the news I had a chance to talk with a Navy Medical officer who was on a sabbatical after a job managing the health care system in the Cayman Islands. He was in Haiti as an observer for their epidemic. At the time, the Politicians, doctors, news reports and nurses were all saying different things. So I asked the man who I should believe. He paused and thought for a moment and said "The Nurses."
Ohoh
https://nypost.com/2020/01/26/corona...as-90000-sick/
That's so last decade. Now they either create a foam with essence of bat, or they turn it into a bat reduction sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Seems like a good batter mix
Is this where the expression Bat Shit Crazy originates?
What is all this Bat shit?
I thought it came from a mother fuckin SNAKE?
C'mon now. Sous vid, Instant Pot, then crisped in an air fryer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
See, I told you they want to infect the whole world.Quote:
Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy
...‘You look tired, Marks, or maybe just stoned.’
‘Maybe both, April.’
‘You need some gall-bladder blood.’
‘What for?’
‘Very good you drink snake’s gall-bladder blood. Make you fuck all night, ahhhh! I’m joking, Marks, but it will wake you up.’
‘I’ve had snake’s blood before.’
‘Maybe, Marks, but not from gall-bladder. Gwailu never take this.’
‘Okay. Let’s get some.’
At the corner of Jervois Street and Hillier Street on Hong Kong Island is a shop stuffed with bags, cages, and baskets of writhing snakes. The four of us walked in. Within seconds, April, Selena, and the snake-merchant were screaming in Cantonese at the tops of their voices. I thought they were about to attack each other, but it turned out they were arguing which snake would be most likely to wake up a gwailu. Three different snakes were pulled out of their baskets. The snake-merchant squeezed each hissing snake along its length until he reached the gall-bladder. Then he took a knife and surgically removed the gall-bladder. The three gall-bladderless snakes were tied up in a bag. The three gall-bladders were slit open, and thick, dark green blood oozed out into a waiting brandy glass. Hobbs had seen enough and left the shop. The snake-merchant then poured a large measure of expensive brandy over the green blood and shook the glass.
‘Drink, gwailu.’
I drank. It tasted like cheap brandy. It cost 3,000 Hong Kong dollars.
The snake-merchant sent the bag of mutilated snakes to the snake restaurant next door. ...
This is who is challenging the US to rule the world? Gall bladder brandy drinkers?
Thanks for this. How do I drop a pin on the map to show where I am?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Should I eat this?
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It’s okay if it’s cooked right?
Do I need to remind you that the US is a country where the 2 main occupations are influencer and life coach. At least the chinese make stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
If you’re inclined to eat bat soup you could probably use a life coach
Oh great, more unsubstantiated horseshit being shared like it's factual information.Quote:
Originally Posted by wooley12
the CDC telecon this morning said 100 people in 26 states were under servailence and being tested for potential 2019-nCov. All return travellers from Wuhan, no US transmissions yet.
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Originally Posted by old goat
I smell a business opportunity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot