Yea she sucks but would you expect anything less from the IOC? The IOC released a mindless statement about something called Universality, whatever the hell that means. The whole banning Russia and then allowing them to compete as OAR is a far bigger joke. You either ban them or your don't for what Russia did in Sochi. Must be bad when a Curler gets caught doping...
02-21-2018, 08:03 AM
smartyiak
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Originally Posted by mcski
Maybe mentioned earlier but apparently she's been determined to be an Olympian for quite some time and has tried figure skating, ice hockey and skeleton during her quest and started skiing in 2011
And cheerleading...don't forget cheerleading!
It's not a medal event in the Olympics? How did the IOC miss out on this money grab?????
02-21-2018, 08:03 AM
zartagen
"After Olympics Halfpipe Run, Armada Decides To Pay Elizabeth Swaney To Ride Other Skis"
Don't know if that story is true, but I gotta admit, when I first saw the photo (and the video) I wondered how the folks at Armada felt about it.
02-21-2018, 08:12 AM
Vt-Freeheel
She was just on NBC talking about this.
02-21-2018, 08:18 AM
smartyiak
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Originally Posted by tbssux
...She either has it engrained to go for long shot goals or she is an attention hound. If she goes back to her day job after this, seems like its the former. If she does a reality TV show or posts lot on Twitter seems like the later.
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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
She was just on NBC talking about this.
I guess that answers your question.
02-21-2018, 08:48 AM
The AD
See what happens? She's getting exactly the kind of attention she desires. There truly is no such thing as bad publicity.
02-21-2018, 08:56 AM
4matic
Maybe US men's hockey team next time.
02-21-2018, 08:56 AM
Meanfruit
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Originally Posted by wyeaster
she's an embarrassment but having no shame makes money these days.
Is the root problem a lack of half pipes around the world? A quick search says within a few hours of my house there is 3 but probably 50 ski areas. They used to be more numerous before the whole park concept got rolling. Almost every little ski area has an accessible race team and and a park with jumps and features but no pipe.
02-21-2018, 09:10 AM
4matic
The drought crushed pipe in Tahoe. Squaw used to have two. Can't remember the last time Heav had a pipe either.
02-21-2018, 09:44 AM
DougW
In other news......Drunk Korean Spectator Scored 53.0 After Falling Into The Pipe
Yea she sucks but would you expect anything less from the IOC? The IOC released a mindless statement about something called Universality, whatever the hell that means. The whole banning Russia and then allowing them to compete as OAR is a far bigger joke. You either ban them or your don't for what Russia did in Sochi. Must be bad when a Curler gets caught doping...
They were supposed to let OAR athletes bear their Russian flag in the closing ceremony as a way of saying - starting the next chapter.
Maybe they fly a "TBD" flag instead.
02-21-2018, 11:20 AM
FLS
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Originally Posted by uglymoney
Is the root problem a lack of half pipes around the world? A quick search says within a few hours of my house there is 3 but probably 50 ski areas. They used to be more numerous before the whole park concept got rolling. Almost every little ski area has an accessible race team and and a park with jumps and features but no pipe.
Yep, my hill used to have one... long gone. Story told was that it was too expensive to build and maintain. Shame, it was a lot of fun.
02-21-2018, 11:24 AM
core2
The Olympics are a joke and stories like this just prove it. As far as the US goes, maybe if our "athletes" were doing less Visa commercials and more training they would have some more medals.
02-21-2018, 12:44 PM
gramboh
The nearly universally negative feedback she is getting is awesome, her name will be tainted in google searches, probably not the outcome she was hoping for.
Not comparable to Eddie or the Jamaican bobsled team, GS skiers from Ghana etc. This idiot had the resources to improve and in 5 years could barely manage to ride up the pipe and do an alley-oop? Pathetic.
02-21-2018, 03:55 PM
plugboots
Holy shit. First time I've heard her talk. @ 4:00 or so she starts. I lasted 20 seconds. My ears!
02-21-2018, 05:25 PM
FLS
Good thing I have ad blocker so I cant watch or hear.
02-24-2018, 10:37 AM
RyanT
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Originally Posted by DougW
In other news......Drunk Korean Spectator Scored 53.0 After Falling Into The Pipe
The funniest shit I've seen on this thread... great share!
02-24-2018, 11:54 AM
old goat
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Originally Posted by core2
The Olympics are a joke and stories like this just prove it. As far as the US goes, maybe if our "athletes" were doing less Visa commercials and more training they would have some more medals.
On the one hand you think the Olympics are a joke. On the other you bemoan the fact that we aren't winning more medals. Do you see the irony? And how do you think they pay for the training?
02-24-2018, 11:20 PM
stylee
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Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile
"If Andy Kaufman was still around, this is pretty much what he would have done".
Indeed. This was a missed opportunity to make the world a more humorous place. That run should have ended with a huge claim, helmet thrown into the crowd, etc.
02-25-2018, 07:03 AM
bigdude2468
Watch the documentary on Netflix, "Icarus" about Russian doping. The head Russian that ran the lab in Sochi that made sure Russian athletes did not test positive is in the witness protection here in the U.S. World anti doping organization recommended that Russia not be permitted to attend the Rio games. Of course the IOC rejected that and let them compete. If you watch it you realize what a joke the IOC is.
02-25-2018, 07:42 AM
willywhit
they should've given her a medal for " Trying Her Best "
so inspiring
02-25-2018, 08:12 AM
Whiteroom_Guardian
Man, what a vapid entitled c**t. Classic trusty weirdo who "works" in tech in (insert SF, Austin, NYC). Did she grow up riding horses too?
02-25-2018, 08:17 AM
The SnowShow
Have We Talked About Elizabeth Swaney Yet?
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Originally Posted by Whiteroom_Guardian
Man, what a vapid entitled c**t. Classic trusty weirdo who "works" in tech in (insert SF, Austin, NYC). Did she grow up riding horses too?
She sounds like a complete psycho. And fuck the media for giving this vapid entitled C air time.
02-25-2018, 10:35 AM
My Pet Powder Goat
She's trying to minimize the damage, and acting like she has been trying to improve and learn some tricks, but that bullshit. She would have pushed herself a little harder in the pipe if that was the case. Instead she just wanted to finish standing so she could claim "Olympian" when she starts working the "inspirational life coach" circuit
02-25-2018, 10:56 AM
The SnowShow
Have We Talked About Elizabeth Swaney Yet?
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Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat
She's trying to minimize the damage, and acting like she has been trying to improve and learn some tricks, but that bullshit. She would have pushed herself a little harder in the pipe if that was the case. Instead she just wanted to finish standing so she could claim "Olympian" when she starts working the "inspirational life coach" circuit
She seems like the same type of person as Dr K. who claims he skied the 14ers in one year, faster than Dav but without skiing from the summit of a number of them during his attempt, and got all uppity when the CO mountaineering community called him out on it. Yet he still does the circuit acting like he’s the best ever. [emoji849]
02-25-2018, 11:04 AM
My Pet Powder Goat
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Originally Posted by The SnowShow
She seems like the same type of person as Dr K. who claims he skied the 14ers in one year, faster than Dav but without skiing from the summit of a number of them during his attempt, and got all uppity when the CO mountaineering community called him out on it. Yet he still does the circuit acting like he’s the best ever. [emoji849]
Sadly, I have not been able to find her run online that isn't blocked due to it being copywrite, or not available in my region (Japan). Can someone more web-savvy than I help me find one I can watch? It is torture not being able to watch what everyone is talking about!
02-25-2018, 06:30 PM
WTF is dat
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Originally Posted by StuntCok
Sadly, I have not been able to find her run online that isn't blocked due to it being copywrite, or not available in my region (Japan). Can someone more web-savvy than I help me find one I can watch? It is torture not being able to watch what everyone is talking about!
You aren’t missing much. She just goes up the walls and catches 2 inches of air
02-25-2018, 06:38 PM
GeezerSteve
FWIW, the men XC skiers from Mexico, Tonga and Columbia were equally unqualified to be in a world class field. All 3 finished more than 23 minutes behind the winner in the 15km freestyle. There are 75 y.o. Swedish and Norwegian grandmothers who ski faster than that.
02-25-2018, 07:05 PM
huckbucket
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Originally Posted by OldSteve
FWIW, the men XC skiers from Mexico, Tonga and Columbia were equally unqualified to be in a world class field. All 3 finished more than 23 minutes behind the winner in the 15km freestyle. There are 75 y.o. Swedish and Norwegian grandmothers who ski faster than that.
Guarantee those skiers are 1000X the athlete she is. She's a self-important hack.
yah, anything by NBC is regional and can't be seen here in Japan. I need a dodgier source
02-25-2018, 07:59 PM
plugboots
What about just entering Liz Swaney Half Pipe into the YouTube search?
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02-25-2018, 08:24 PM
Vt-Freeheel
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Originally Posted by StuntCok
yah, anything by NBC is regional and can't be seen here in Japan. I need a dodgier source
Sorry, use a proxy?
02-25-2018, 08:47 PM
GeezerSteve
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Originally Posted by huckbucket
Guarantee those skiers are 1000X the athlete she is
Nah. The last 3 XC skiers' times in the 15km skate are akin to running a 45 minute flat road 10K. They got in because they are from underrepresented countries.