New Grand Teton Climbing Record

That must be what happens when your dad drinks himself to death?

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Originally Posted by yeahman

From a mountaineering perspective, running up and down the Grand twice in a day seems like kind of a contrived challenge. Difficult, sure, but not exactly ground breaking.

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Ya know, if they were carrying miniature pigs under each arm I'd be impressed.

That's a whole different record category. Personally, I have my eyes set on the three chickens and a duck Grand Teton speed record. Training isn't going so well though, too many chicken fuckers around Jackson.

I didn't record it but, I currently hold the record for crossing the lupine meadows trailhead twice in a single day ascent of the Grand. I forgot my rope and had to return to the car. At the far end.


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Originally Posted by muted

Ya know, if they were carrying miniature pigs under each arm I'd be impressed.

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Meh, what about juggling a chainsaw, bowling pin and watermelon?

https://youtu.be/1V3bIVX13d8

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Originally Posted by hutash

That's a whole different record category. Personally, I have my eyes set on the three chickens and a duck Grand Teton speed record. Training isn't going so well though, too many chicken fuckers around Jackson.

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That's why I picked pigs, they don't fuck those things in Jackson. More of a Driggs type of perversion.

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Originally Posted by muted

That's why I picked pigs, they don't fuck those things in Jackson. More of a Driggs type of perversion.

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Nah, we're more of a sheep town.

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Originally Posted by panchosdad

Nah, we're more of a sheep town.

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Mount Moran, car to car, twice in one day...now that would be impressive. (Carrying the miniature pigs, of course.)

Heard a local just did it three times in a day, that's pretty tough

Phffft, unless he was carrying a pig, I'm not impressed.

3 times in a day is insane

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Originally Posted by cmcrawfo

WTF was that glen plake interview .... way to awkwardly ask dumb questions ......

Just wanted to formally add my vote to the "you are a spammy toolbag" camp.

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I've met Plake too. Nice guy. Said hi and did a jump at the local hill together, met the wife. Didn't even put him an awkward situation where he had to talk to me.
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Originally Posted by media310

. Those of you talking shit are not not attending the OR / SIA trade shows.

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Yo spam-bucketmediacunt310
While I feel bad for those business loosing $$$$ and friends who made bank during it
The fact that the prohoe circle jerk and collection of industry coat tail wanna b's
And vlogging e-waste of bandwidths
Ain't comin to zion no more
Is not a bad thing
And I've probably been to more than you have

I've met Plake too. Nice guy. Said hi and did a jump at the local hill together, met the wife. Didn't even put him an awkward situation where he had to talk to me.

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Originally Posted by yeahman

From a mountaineering perspective, running up and down the Grand twice in a day seems like kind of a contrived challenge. Difficult, sure, but not exactly ground breaking.

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Kinda like when you're watching a football game and they say that so and so just set the record for the most sacks by a 3rd year player in the first 6 games of the season. There are records and there are garbage records.