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I noticed this thread when it was still in its infancy. I thought it was pretty funny, but not worth a second glance. Then I see it's 4 pages, so i click it again. PURE GOLD.
Punani, you're my hero.
By the way, you have to end it by telling her that you were on the wrong end of a large-scale international cartel bust and Interpol liquidated all your assets. See if she's down for a conjugal visit.
That's no reason to end it. eBay the conjugal visit to a lucky inmate!Quote:
Originally Posted by Samwich
My hat goes off to you SuPu.
Okay, I was bored. I sent an e-mail to this chick. I'll be amazed if she responds, though.
I've watched you post for the last three years or so, you aren't bored, you're hopeful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
BobMc
Ahhh, a little shy are we? No problem. I completely understand. It's just that the first couple you sent completely drives me wild...rrRRROOWWWRRRRrrr!
What type of dogs do you have? Are they housebroken? You see I have a collection of fine 18th Century Persian carpets and a collection of exotic tropical fish. As long as the dogs are well behaved then they're welcome as well. I love dogs- black labs are my favorite.
Your 4yo is also welcome to hang around, though I will be upfront- I tend to throw some wild and crazy parties for my clients and friends....you know, anything goes type of parties that would make the Girls Gone Wild videos look like Sesame Street, and I would prefer if there were no minors so as not to corrupt their gentle minds. My friends sometimes use my place when I'm not around as well. If you're cool with that then it's all good.
Have you seen the movie "Snow Job" starring Carmen Luvana, Britney Skye and Eve Laurence? That was actually shot on location at my cabin. I hope you're not camera shy because I like to make films. ;)
I have a busy schedule tomorrow so I may not get to meet for a while until I'm back in town. If you do have any more pics just send them to me, G rated or oterwise. You look verry cute.
...and very tasty.
xoxo,
The Superstar
------end of email-------
Here is the vid I had referenced. Link NSFW
http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/rsnowjob.html
http://www.eroticabyclohi.com/snowjob2jpg.jpg
Time to spice things up!
anon-72472287@craigslist.org
My name is Harken Banks and I saw your add on craigslist. I have a real nice spread in Squaw. During the winter months I am out ripping with my bros.
So, tell me a bit about yourself. What is young and voluptous mean?
I have a 10 year old male mix dog who likes peanut butter.
Here is a photo of my dog and I ripping, don't really have any digi close ups phots at the moment. I'll have my photographer hook me up. I like to party.
Ciao for now, HB
punani is absolutely KILLING IT!! keep this shit rollin dude....
This thread has me laughing so hard, I think I may need to be hospitalized.
Good work Punani!
SP, you are my hero.
Punani is Da Hui
Way to go mang, this is fuckin' hilarious!
Request to all: Let the superstar do his work Do not blow this by contacting her.
SP#1
Bob +1. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
The ball's in your court, sir.
Best.Thread.Ever.
Punani kicks ass!
bwaQuote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
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Baaaaa?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
http://www.islandentertainmentsonlin...woolysheep.jpg
And I've seen your posts over that same time. I trust you've enjoyed living vicariously through me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
Agreed! I didn't know SuPu wasn't done milking this cow. I'll lay low and pick at the scraps when he's done.Quote:
Originally Posted by mattitude
Oh, SuPu, Don't mention husky latin women to this chick!
Lame. "E" for effort.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Twy it again, Gwasshoppa.... wif feewing.
who's the jong who can't spell (or write) who's trying to get in on this? go away JONG - leave this to the master SuPu.
This is better than any of the screenplays I've read this week.
Brilliant, absolutely fucking brilliant!
You must CLOSE the deal and tap that cow! Or at least get some pics of you playing with those milk jugs
Harsh Bob. But fucking hillarious. :FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
first off, super cudos to SUPU for thread of the month material. Absolutely had me in stitches.
bobmc=hilarious as always
if you mean being shot down and repeatidly dumped....ok then maybe he is. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
I think SP needs to firm up this deal a bit - like how is she going to pay the rent when he's out of town. I think he needs to have a "rental manager" who can pick up when he's not available. Or maybe just a long list of all his friends in the tahoe region...
Oh my goodness gracious. I'm crying here. This is classic.
As I am reading this a woman from a real estate company is measuring our office in every way possible. I kid you not she may be this woman's twin. Huge boobs, every time she bends down to measure I'm seeing the same rack from page one. Her perfume is taking over our whole 4400 sq ft space. Almost surreal...
Keep her on the line Punani!!!!
For some reason SuPu's e-mail conversation reminds me of this:
http://sweetchillisauce.com/ntales/Min1.html
Killing it.
This is AWESOME. :biggrin:
She's been falling for this for years now. Great work
So glad I came back to read this. Perfect way to start my day off. ROFLMAO
That's disturbing!Quote:
Originally Posted by LAN
I had to ...Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247
I think this thread is hilarious,
but get real,best thread ever?
Cody is in Costa Rica right now. Send her to his house when he gets back in a week. I can get his address for her.
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Originally Posted by freshie247
he's right the P18 widebrake thread was way better :wink:
The return of NursKris?Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
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Originally posted by Foggy_Goggles:
You had to know this sh!t was coming.
Kris are you full figured/big boned/husky too?
from mfi & mssblondx in chamonix franceQuote:
Originally posted by NursKris:
that i am...5'10" of full figured lovin' :p
Nice find Dave that was a classic thread. My favorite line in itQuote:
Originally Posted by teledave
"Is the sky made of Lego there?"
Of course it goes without saying that this thread is considerably better.
SuPu = The Mang!
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Originally Posted by slippy
Im with slip on this on, although someone would have to hide in the bushes to film it!
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Originally Posted by slippy
DO IT!! DOOOO IT!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by kush1
just point the ubercam over there...