Originally Posted by
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My wife and I went to a restaurant, she got chowder. They gave her a bag of oyster crackers, she dumped them on the chowder, ground some pepper on it, and started eating. I'm sitting across from her, we're talking, and I blurt out, "Your pepper is moving." I had seriously considered that I might be having a flashback or breakdown of some sort, but no, the pepper was moving, so I blurted it out.
Turns out the crackers were absolutely infested with ants. And she had eaten a bunch of them, They were living in their little cracker dreamworld and all off a sudden their cracker houses were cracker boats on a boiling hot sea so they had climbed up on top of their crackers and they were madly waving for help.
It didn't turn out well for them. And my wife has never eaten another oyster cracker. But that's fine, more for me. I mean, what are the odds it'll happen again?