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Rob sebenza
Posted: 8 Feb 2005, 4:11 PM Post subject: 34 and feeling to old to ski anymore

Does anyone over 34 ski anymore? I go skiing at mountain creek in new jersey and dont see to many over 34 anymore, its mostly kids. Im thinking of hanging it all up. Ive skied for 21 years so far, but being the only elder on the mountain kinda brings me down. Guess ill just gain some weight and buy a harley, and hang with more people my own age , but please tell me im wrong if you think so, im just having a hard time getting old.

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You gave up on skiing when you decided to stay living in the East....and you're 34...lol

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Originally Posted by FNG

No Friday NSFW, no deal.

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Couldn't have said it better myself. Well I could have if I said it.

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Originally Posted by ScottG

AlpineZone Forum Index -> Skiing & Riding Discussion
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Rob sebenza
Posted: 8 Feb 2005, 4:11 PM Post subject: 34 and feeling to old to ski anymore

Does anyone over 34 ski anymore? I go skiing at mountain creek in new jersey and dont see to many over 34 anymore, its mostly kids. Im thinking of hanging it all up. Ive skied for 21 years so far, but being the only elder on the mountain kinda brings me down. Guess ill just gain some weight and buy a harley, and hang with more people my own age , but please tell me im wrong if you think so, im just having a hard time getting old.

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Damn, I only have 1.5 years left, and I'm done. According to this chuck.

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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

and you're 34...lol

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Fuck yeah, that dude is ancient.

BobMc

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

Bumping cuz I guess you guys didn't see this the first time. This whole thing was obviously started by a former disgruntled member...

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it's not that everybody missed your post the first time... more along the line that nobody believes you, spammer!!

PostPosted: 7 Feb 2005, 5:30 PM Post subject: Reply with quote
I have heard that the best skiing is at The Canyons Resort. If you go to the top of 9990 Mountain and then go ski on the backside of that, you'll find a lot of deep powder.
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Another fine quote from Alpinezone.com ^^^^

Careful boys, this is how accidents happen.

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

Bumping cuz I guess you guys didn't see this the first time. This whole thing was obviously started by a former disgruntled member...

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Greg, you may not have been stupid enough to start this thread, but you are stupid enough to moderate a completely lame east coast skiing group.
I looked at your threads and every one of them is lame.
Is there anyone on your board that can ski well and/or does not have their head up their ass?? :fuckyou:

BTW, bumping a thread making fun of your lame ass group is not the best idea.

FWIW, I can't imagine how anyone could ever be disgruntled about your homogeneous, pasty white, puritannical prattle. Maybe its your iron hand of censorship??? :cussing:

Also, WTF about FNG's lovely thread inviting your group to participate here? why was that banned? :fuckyou:
sponsors, you say?
What if I have a bad review about one of your sponsrs skis? will you ban that thread?

FREE SPEECH FOR EVERYONE!!!
DEATH TO ALL MODERATORS!!!

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Originally Posted by ScottG

DEATH TO ALL MODERATORS!!!

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word! 5463534

As a side note, I agree that we should have a titty fucks form

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Originally Posted by ScottG

Greg, you may not have been stupid enough to start this thread, but you are stupid enough to moderate a completely lame east coast skiing group.
I looked at your threads and every one of them is lame.
Is there anyone on your board that can ski well and/or does not have their head up their ass?? :fuckyou:

BTW, bumping a thread making fun of your lame ass group is not the best idea.

FWIW, I can't imagine how anyone could ever be disgruntled about your homogeneous, pasty white, puritannical prattle. Maybe its your iron hand of censorship??? :cussing:

Also, WTF about FNG's lovely thread inviting your group to participate here? why was that banned? :fuckyou:
sponsors, you say?
What if I have a bad review about one of your sponsrs skis? will you ban that thread?

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All right. Final post here. I only deleted FNG's and a few other posts because they were made in response to this thread that I didn't even initially start. Probably most of you don't even believe me, but whatever.

I've even worked with Pat Keane of PMGear to advertise the KevGlove on my site when they were trying to get it off the ground. Doesn't that count for something...?

POLL: what is your skill level (alpinezone dweebs)

http://forums.alpinezone.com/about3216.html

Whats your skill level?
Expert : Ski or ride anything well. Full knowledge of backcountry.
20% [ 6 ]
Advanced : skies or rides any black with confidence
58% [ 17 ]
Intermediate: Blue is my thing and some blacks.
17% [ 5 ]
Beginner : Green and some blue
3% [ 1 ]

Total Votes : 29

Bwaa ha ha ha hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

responses like these have my laughing and crying:

"Based on your choices, I would say "advanced". I don't have a problem with any groomed blacks, but I still struggle a bit on natural terrain or steep bumps."

"If by "Advanced" you mean "don't fall down and can maintain control on every trail and condition I've come across so far", then I'm Advanced. However, I'm not ready for Tucks, or anything BC. I'd go with lower Advanced. I know enough to know when to go slow and stick to the side, anyway. As my wife says, "You can ski down anything, if you go slow enough."

"Off-piste skiing is a whole other animal that most skiers, myself included, haven't had an opportunity to try. In my opinion, if you can rip up the moguls, easily handle trees, steeps, powder, gates, and the terrain park, that should be enough to qualify one as an expert."

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I've even worked with Pat Keane of PMGear to advertise the KevGlove on my site when they were trying to get it off the ground. Doesn't that count for something...?

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Those gloves aren't really suited for East Coast skiing. They were made in Reno.

This thread sucks now.

Somewhere, some alias is laughing. :nonono2:

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Originally Posted by slim

Those gloves aren't really suited for East Coast skiing. They were made in Reno.

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Nice reference, Slim.

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I've even worked with Pat Keane of PMGear to advertise the KevGlove on my site when they were trying to get it off the ground. Doesn't that count for something...?

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All right. Supporting PM Gear will get you a bit of slack.

But don't you enjoy the freedom here?
Haven't you learned something from the debate that can only exist in a free society??

Admit it.
You want to call us all flaming assholes.
You want to tell us where to stick it.
Do it.
Say it.
It feels soooo good.
You can almost taste the freedom.

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I've even worked with Pat Keane of PMGear to advertise the KevGlove on my site when they were trying to get it off the ground. Doesn't that count for something...?

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http://www.intuitivetimes.ca/Images/...ayMountain.jpg

Can we post over there if we put "NSFAZ" in the title?

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Originally Posted by ScottG

Admit it.
You want to call us all flaming assholes.
You want to tell us where to stick it.
Do it.
Say it.
It feels soooo good.
You can almost taste the freedom.

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I'm glad I provided some entertainment for you guys, I guess.

But don't you all realize, rightcoasters simply SKI BETTER? Come east boys and we'll put you on some good 'ole fashioned Eastern boilerplate and watch you all flail around like bunch of fucking flamers...yeah, that does feel pretty good. ;)

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I'm glad I provided some entertainment for you guys, I guess.

But don't you all realize, rightcoasters simply SKI BETTER? Come east boys and we'll put you on some good 'ole fashioned Eastern boilerplate and watch you all flail around like bunch of fucking flamers...yeah, that does feel pretty good. ;)

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You said the last post was your final post. Liar.

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

All right. Final post here.

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LIAR

Sorry, had to do it.

^^^^ Too slow.

C'mon, Greg.....you're diggin a little too deep here.
Please don't play the 'P' card, cause the 'splat' card is a trump.

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Originally Posted by slim

^^^^ Too slow.

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If I hadn't taken the time to use the large font, I would have beat you.

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Originally Posted by PaSucks

If I hadn't taken the time to use the large font, I would have beat you.

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It was a nice touch.

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Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I'm glad I provided some entertainment for you guys, I guess.

But don't you all realize, rightcoasters simply SKI BETTER? Come east boys and we'll put you on some good 'ole fashioned Eastern boilerplate and watch you all flail around like bunch of fucking flamers...yeah, that does feel pretty good. ;)

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Game on Jong You are fucking with fire any time you want circles skied around you on your man made hell ice slopes PM me with flight info & a prepaid ticket! I will personally school your ARSE, As will several members on this board!! :the_finge
Take your fucking skirt off and come play wityh us in Valdez!! :fmicon:
Delta House Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is funny stuff. Can I get a full TR with pix of the East Coast v. West Coast ski-off?

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Originally Posted by Helicrackjnky

Game on Jong You are fucking with fire any time you want circles skied around you on your man made hell ice slopes PM me with flight info & a prepaid ticket! I will personally school your ARSE, As will several members on this board!! :the_finge
Take your fucking skirt off and come play wityh us in Valdez!! :fmicon:
Delta House Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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...and somewhere, that alias continues to laugh. :nonono2:

Good point, Pa.......damn good.

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Originally Posted by PaSucks

...and somewhere, that alias continues to laugh. :nonono2:

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Yes but it beats watching TV!!

Dear Greg, (not dear AlpineZone), if the guy who posted this is real and not fucking around then my post at AZ should stand. If not and the guy is a troll or an alias, then it doesn't make its point and should stay deleted. This was a good troll before it started getting all East v. West gay. Don't feed the trolls unless you're going to be funny.

we are beyond the edge........lol, hcj.

But wait, there's more.
Don't forget to read the exciting "TRIP REPORTS"
Here's the entire first page of exciting trips you can read about.
Maybe someday you can visit one of these fine ski mounds.


Wachusett 2/8/05
2005-02-07 thru 2005-02-08 Sugarloaf
Plattekill 2/5/05
Bobcat, NY: 2/6/05
Mt Cardigan backcountry - 02/05/2005
Mount Snow - 2/6/05
Killington - 2/6/05
French Alps - Back in one piece... (See the Gallery Photos)
Jiminy 2-4-05 Stratton 2-5-05
Wachusett 2/4/05
Wachusett 2/3/05
Killington 2/1-2/2
Pat's Peak: January 29, 2005 POP Visit
AZ "Guy's Night" at Nashoba Valley: January 31, 2005
Sugarbush: January 28, 2005
Sunday River 2005-01-29
Bobcat, New York - 1/29/05
Laurel Mountain PA 1/29
ragged mountain - 1/24/05
Catamount - 1/30/2005
Wachusett 1/28/05
Ski Butternut - 1/28/05
Hunter Mt. 1/27
Plattekill - Sunday 1/23/05
Another powder night at Greek Peak 1/26/05
Berkshire East - 1/24/2005
Ski Sundown - 1/23/2005
Wachusett 1/24/05
Greek Peak Powder Day/Night 1/22/05
1/22/05 - Ski Butternut
First time to Loon Mountain: Jan 8, 2005
Schmittenhoe 14-17jan 05
Wachusett 1/21/05
01/17/05 - Mont Orford (Canada)
Killington 14-19
Mad River Glen 1/19
Jiminy Peak- Wednesday Night 1-19-05
Wachusett 1/19/05
Killington-Pico Wed. Jan 19,2005
Mount Sunapee - January 19, 2005
Pat's Peak - 1/16/05
January 15th POP Night at Pat's Peak
01/16/05 - Mont Bellevue (Canada)
01/15/04 - Montjoye (Canada)
Crotched Mountain - January 16, 2005
Belleayre N.Y 01/16/05
Big Squaw Mtn - 1/16/2005 (Sunday)
Magic Mtn 01/09/05

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Originally Posted by ScottG

But wait, there's more.
Don't forget to read the exciting "TRIP REPORTS"
Here's the entire first page of exciting trips you can read about.
Maybe someday you can visit one of these fine ski mounds.


Wachusett 2/8/05
2005-02-07 thru 2005-02-08 Sugarloaf
Plattekill 2/5/05
Bobcat, NY: 2/6/05
Mt Cardigan backcountry - 02/05/2005
Mount Snow - 2/6/05
Killington - 2/6/05
French Alps - Back in one piece... (See the Gallery Photos)
Jiminy 2-4-05 Stratton 2-5-05
Wachusett 2/4/05
Wachusett 2/3/05
Killington 2/1-2/2
Pat's Peak: January 29, 2005 POP Visit
AZ "Guy's Night" at Nashoba Valley: January 31, 2005
Sugarbush: January 28, 2005
Sunday River 2005-01-29
Bobcat, New York - 1/29/05
Laurel Mountain PA 1/29
ragged mountain - 1/24/05
Catamount - 1/30/2005
Wachusett 1/28/05
Ski Butternut - 1/28/05
Hunter Mt. 1/27
Plattekill - Sunday 1/23/05
Another powder night at Greek Peak 1/26/05
Berkshire East - 1/24/2005
Ski Sundown - 1/23/2005
Wachusett 1/24/05
Greek Peak Powder Day/Night 1/22/05
1/22/05 - Ski Butternut
First time to Loon Mountain: Jan 8, 2005
Schmittenhoe 14-17jan 05
Wachusett 1/21/05
01/17/05 - Mont Orford (Canada)
Killington 14-19
Mad River Glen 1/19
Jiminy Peak- Wednesday Night 1-19-05
Wachusett 1/19/05
Killington-Pico Wed. Jan 19,2005
Mount Sunapee - January 19, 2005
Pat's Peak - 1/16/05
January 15th POP Night at Pat's Peak
01/16/05 - Mont Bellevue (Canada)
01/15/04 - Montjoye (Canada)
Crotched Mountain - January 16, 2005
Belleayre N.Y 01/16/05
Big Squaw Mtn - 1/16/2005 (Sunday)
Magic Mtn 01/09/05

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Please tell me you didn't just type that in.

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Originally Posted by seldon

Please tell me you didn't just type that in.

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Honest to god, that is copied from their website!!
http://forums.alpinezone.com/forum-11.html

If they weren't such east coast snobs, I was going to do a TR from my highschool trip to Hot Dog Mountain at the Playboy Club.
Man, did I rip that 150 feet of vertical.
And the powder was binding deep and I got one fresh track.
And all the chicks wanted to see me wedel.
And at the bar, I drank a schnaps, even though I was seventeen.

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Originally Posted by ScottG

Honest to god, that is copied from their website!!
http://forums.alpinezone.com/forum-11.html

If they weren't such east coast snobs, I was going to do a TR from my highschool trip to Hot Dog Mountain at the Playboy Club.
Man, did I rip that 150 feet of vertical.
And the powder was binding deep and I got one fresh track.
And all the chicks wanted to see me wedel.
And at the bar, I drank a schnaps, even though I was seventeen.

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Sounds like a TJ story.

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....at the Playboy Club...

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You from Wisconsin or were there others?

You know what, - generally I"m pretty damn happy to call myself a maggot, but right now I"m fucking disgusted with everyone's immature behavior in this thread right now - right now i'm pretty damn ashamed of you guys.

I've known Greg @ AlpineZone for more years now than I've been on the POWMAG & TGR boards, and for godssake, he did NOT start this thread, so give him a freakin' break.

And lay off equating the people who post there to epic. (and yea, i have over 100 posts there) So the fuck what if they don't have the same experience or interests as you guys? they still want to be outoors and enjoy the same sports we do.

And you know what, they have a bit of a maggoty community themselves, strangers meeting up to ski and hike together in groups and having a good time meeting new people.... hmm... sounds familiar.

Greg has every right to run AZ the way he wants, it's HIS site, and as someone who IS admin of a busy forum myself, and has plenty of forum moderation experience, I'm sorry, but sometimes running a tighter ship is just better for the community. Ii definitely don't like this holier than thou attitude right now - I love TGR, but it's not about being elitists.

Sorry mom. We promise we'll play nice from now on.

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Originally Posted by skiguide

You know what, - generally I"m pretty damn happy to call myself a maggot, but right now I"m fucking disgusted with everyone's immature behavior in this thread right now - right now i'm pretty damn ashamed of you guys.

I've known Greg @ AlpineZone for more years now than I've been on the POWMAG & TGR boards, and for godssake, he did NOT start this thread, so give him a freakin' break.

And lay off equating the people who post there to epic. (and yea, i have over 100 posts there) So the fuck what if they don't have the same experience or interests as you guys? they still want to be outoors and enjoy the same sports we do.

And you know what, they have a bit of a maggoty community themselves, strangers meeting up to ski and hike together in groups and having a good time meeting new people.... hmm... sounds familiar.

Greg has every right to run AZ the way he wants, it's HIS site, and as someone who IS admin of a busy forum myself, and has plenty of forum moderation experience, I'm sorry, but sometimes running a tighter ship is just better for the community. Ii definitely don't like this holier than thou attitude right now - I love TGR, but it's not about being elitists.

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Originally Posted by watersnowdirt

This is funny stuff.

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I wish ShredBetty were here.

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Originally Posted by skiguide

You know what, - generally I"m pretty damn happy to call myself a maggot, but right now I"m fucking disgusted with everyone's immature behavior in this thread right now - right now i'm pretty damn ashamed of you guys.

I've known Greg @ AlpineZone for more years now than I've been on the POWMAG & TGR boards, and for godssake, he did NOT start this thread, so give him a freakin' break.

And lay off equating the people who post there to epic. (and yea, i have over 100 posts there) So the fuck what if they don't have the same experience or interests as you guys? they still want to be outoors and enjoy the same sports we do.

And you know what, they have a bit of a maggoty community themselves, strangers meeting up to ski and hike together in groups and having a good time meeting new people.... hmm... sounds familiar.

Greg has every right to run AZ the way he wants, it's HIS site, and as someone who IS admin of a busy forum myself, and has plenty of forum moderation experience, I'm sorry, but sometimes running a tighter ship is just better for the community. Ii definitely don't like this holier than thou attitude right now - I love TGR, but it's not about being elitists.

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RELAX!!!
You'll liff longer.

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