A tradition unlike any other....The Masters

At Augusta you don't have the right for shit..Its private, and they can make the rules. If you don't like it stay the fuck out. Fucking bitches think they are going to weasel their way into making the old guys bow down. The last bitch that tried that shit, helped all of us in getting the adverts off the air. Advertisers started pulling their endorsements, and the old guys said fuck it we'll pay for it ourselves.. Don't need you. Even now, only 4 minutes of every hour goes to advertising. Suits me fine.

On the topic I hope Rory recovers, seems like a good kid, but this a a scar that goes pretty deep. Kind of reminds me of Dustin Johnson last year, he seems to have recovered..But some don't.. It helps to have a real short memory for that kind of stuff.

Simmer down, douche - the "rules" "they" "made" state that female reporters are allowed in the locker room. The rent-a-cop they had posted outside was just ignorant...

Like you.

Not for nothin', but did anyone else notice how much of a sausage-fest the gallery was? In the 18'th tee there was a lady in red shorts that stuck out. It had me scanning the crowd for any other women and I couldn't even find one. Are all PGA golf tourney galleries like that?

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Not for nothin', but did anyone else notice how much of a sausage-fest the gallery was? In the 18'th tee there was a lady in red shorts that stuck out. It had me scanning the crowd for any other women and I couldn't even find one. Are all PGA golf tourney galleries like that?

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Whatshisname's (Schiznel? Schoorznul?) wife looked kinda hot. Maybe she will get talked into next year's SI's Swimsuit.

edit: Yeah, Sunday's sport viewing was filled with white male spectators in the backround......The Masters, and then Fenway.

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Simmer down, douche - the "rules" "they" "made" state that female reporters are allowed in the locker room. The rent-a-cop they had posted outside was just ignorant...

Like you.

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So they make a mistake..Apologize, and she still goes on a rant. Still a bitch in my book..
My post stands.

An obit for Tiger's aura: 1996-2011
By Cameron Morfit, Senior Writer, GOLF Magazine

AUGUSTA, Ga. — The aura of Tiger Woods, which was the picture of health and the envy of millions for the better part of 15 years, died peacefully over the weekend at the home of the Masters, Augusta National Golf Club.

The cause of death was ordinary fallibility.

The aura is survived by Woods himself; his caddie, the New Zealand race-car driver Steve Williams; his agent, IMG deal-maker Mark Steinberg; and his headcover, Frank, whose career died shortly after appearing in a series of irreverent television commercials circa 2004, and who has since retired to the remainders bin at a Kohl's in Orlando.

Woods's putting stroke, which produced ugly misses from four feet at the 12th and 15th holes Sunday, and which hasn't been right for years, performed last rites on the aura. It took its last wheezing breath when Woods, having tied for the lead with a front-nine 31, shot even par on the back and had his doors blown off by Adam Scott, 30, Jason Day, 23, and finally Charl Schwartzel, 26.

The hard-to-define power source succumbed despite the best efforts of swing doctor Sean Foley, who watched Woods hit a succession of incredible shots Sunday only to tie for fourth, again.

In lieu of flowers well-wishers may donate to the Tiger Woods Foundation and/or help pay Stevie's race-entry fees.

Friends, relatives and incalculable beneficiaries of the aura recalled Sunday how it had made its way from early notoriety in Southern California — it appeared on the Mike Douglas Show almost at birth, with the comedian Bob Hope — to its three U.S. Junior championships, three U.S. Amateur championships and 14 major professional titles.

It was worshipped and emulated from Northern Ireland to Venezuela and points yet unknown, leaving its imprint on pro tours in America, Europe and beyond. It changed the economy of golf, and redefined sports-marketing. It made entire careers, and covered the private-school tuition for the children of anonymous PGA Tour golfers.

The aura proved as resilient at the end as it was at the start, bouncing back quickly after taking its first hit when Woods lost to Ed Fiori at the Quad Cities in 1996. Later defeats at the hands of Thomas Bjorn, Mike Weir and Costantino Rocca also were forgotten, and few Americans faulted the aura's surprising failure to appear at six Ryder Cups.

Insiders speculate that the aura had been locked in a years-long standoff with Woods's left knee, which has been operated on four times and appeared to give Woods pain as he hit his approach shot to the 18th hole Sunday. Woods used cortisone to broker a truce at the 2008 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines, where the aura reached its absolute apex.

At least some of the damage was self-inflicted. Having been leveraged to facilitate a breathtaking run of mating games, the aura led to private tumult and public shame for Woods, who temporarily stopped feeding it on a brief apology tour. Already wobbly after Y.E. Yang upended Woods at the 2009 PGA Championship, the aura suffered, and took a bad fall as Graeme McDowell beat Woods in extra holes at the Chevron Challenge in December. It had been pushed around in a wheelchair for much of 2011.

Several experts believed the aura could be saved as recently as last week, when it strutted into Augusta as if it were unchanged from the aura that helped Woods win the green jacket in 1997, 2001, '02 and '05. Woods shot a second-round 66, and a final-round 67, but Schwartzel and the others didn't care. The aura was gone, its last act giving CBS the second highest final-round ratings in 10 years.

Services will be held at an undisclosed time at Woods's South Florida estate. A second service for the rest of the PGA Tour is expected be observed when commissioner Tim Finchem finalizes the next network TV deal.

In other news, the Augusta Chronicle headline last week, "It's Lefty's to Lose," has prompted a formal inquiry from the Irish Golf Union over who owns the rights and privileges of losing the world's most prestigious tournament.

Read more: http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/...#ixzz1JKAVfOds

Speaking of Irishmen, wtf happened to Padraig Harrington the last couple years? Missed the cut 2nd time in a row, cut at the British, cut at TPC, I guess he's done?

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Speaking of Irishmen, wtf happened to Padraig Harrington the last couple years? Missed the cut 2nd time in a row, cut at the British, cut at TPC, I guess he's done?

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Paddy could not get his ribbed (reminder) grips on correctly, he is fucked, LOL! IF you know what I mean, I hope you have a good laugh.

That Golf column is a load of shit. Tiger got his doors blown off? Tiger has an aura? Fuck that. He finished fourth, for Godsake, four strokes back, after sharing the lead for some time in the final round. That sucked? Who the fuck does he think Tiger is? The second coming? Hey, where was, gag, "Lefty", aka Mickleson? Where was Els? Whatever happened to Vijay? Furyk? How about Harrington, as Iceman noted? WTF?

Snoozel or Snurzel or whatever his name is is going to be a trivia question floating on his ten year exemption when Tiger is in the thick of it in the final round of the '16 Masters, going for his whatever major victory and watching some kid implode like that Irish kid Sunday. That is, if his knee holds up and he gets his shit together around the short putts.

Clearly Woody needs to get himself a Billie Baroo.
Day's wife looked pretty good.

Yeah, that column was a waste of a read, written by some never-has been hack of a writer, I don't even want to imagine what his golf game is like. I think Tiger's round Sunday was good enough for him to really come out of nowhere to be in the fight, get a taste of blood, and put his head back in the game to return to tearing things up once again in very short time. Pure speculation, but I'm willing to bet he owns another major trophy this season.

More bad news for Tiger.....


Tiger Woods withdraws from Players

PONTE VEDRA Beach, Fla. -- Tiger Woods shot a 42 on the front nine of the first round of The Players Championship on Thursday and withdrew from the tournament.

It was Woods' first competitive event since the Masters, as he has been recovering from knee and Achilles injuries.

Through five holes, Woods played bogey golf and visibly winced after hitting his approach shot onto the fifth green. It was unclear if the reaction was from pain or frustration as the ball came to rest in the rough well left of the hole. He failed to get up and down and made bogey to drop to 5 over after five holes in pristine, nearly windless scoring conditions at TPC Sawgrass.

Woods began his round with a bogey at the par-4 first hole, but the real trouble came at No. 4. After pulling his drive left into the rough, Woods' second shot found the water fronting the green.

He took a drop from short of the green in the fairway and his fourth shot to the back right pin didn't clear the water again, caroming off and landing in the hazard. He dropped from the same area and made a nice up and down for a triple-bogey 7.

After completing the front nine, Woods handed his scorecard to playing partner Martin Kaymer.

Woods has not played particularly well at TPC Sawgrass by his standards. In the past decade, he has a single top-10 finish. He won the event in 2001.

I think the guy is done. He is a mess and I don't think his body is going to allow him to regain his previous form. He may win a tournament here and there, but his days of winning all the time, and being THE golfer is over.

I thought that his body would break down early. No human can swing that fast 1 million times without wearing out. Too bad in a way. He's toast IMO.

Maybe take a different approach to his fitness. Lose some weight and take some pressure off his joints.

maybe it's me, but I'd like to see him get back to just playing golf. Stop messing with the swing. Slim down some and stop trying to murder the ball and get back to making shots.

^^^agree. And making some putts. I bet he has a bad streak for ~5 years then starts winning again. 2015.

Sad to see. Echoes of Mickey Mantle in his prime. One expects to watch a golfer last into his 40s. Hell, Fred Couples has been looking good in his fifties. This is a big blow to the entire sport. Goodbye money.

Yea but he was toast in the 90's when he was supposed to be in his prime. He had horrible Back issues for years and dissapeard remember

Refering to Fred Couples

Remeber the TV Commercial where he drove a Ball through a phone book?

Remeber when we had phone books?

Is Tiger the new David Duvall?

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Is Tiger the new David Duvall?

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After a top 5 in this years Masters? No..

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Nah, Duval is happier than hell. Walked a few holes with he and his group last October in Vegas. He was having a blast and his wife is teh hotness.

Blades don't lie

http://www.celebrity-sunglasses.org/...0/12/tiger.jpg
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/20...penopen147.jpg
-happy and sucking are not mutually exclusive

Why not finish the round? Bitch move IMO.

Obviously Tiger's not training hard like he did in the old days.He should just suck it up, & remember
the things that made him great.Once he gets back into form juggling cocktail waitress, it'll all come flooding back to him.

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slaagmaster does.

Woody has lost his mojo.
Everyone knows he can be beaten.
I don't thing he will catch Jack.

I wonder what's really wrong with his knee- he had that double bundle reconstruction so I doubt that's the problem. I think the power swing he uses has just broken down his body, imagine the strain put on that front knee.
You have to wonder what the fix for it will be. It's seems like it's just worn out, so what do you do?

One of the main things he had over his competition was a mental edge and that seems to be gone with the affairs/divorce. The intimidation is no more, I believe.

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I wonder what's really wrong with his knee- he had that double bundle reconstruction so I doubt that's the problem. I think the power swing he uses has just broken down his body, imagine the strain put on that front knee.

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cough cough.... steroids..... cough cough

Any opinions on whether weightlifting ruined him? Someone told me there was an article on how he hasn't won as much since he packed on all the bulk.

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cough cough.... steroids..... cough cough

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Any opinions on whether weightlifting ruined him? Someone told me there was an article on how he hasn't won as much since he packed on all the bulk.

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post #2, see post#1...

long term roid use leads to nearly ALL of TW's symptoms - with both soft tissue degeneration and urge to bang waitresses included.

Tiger pulling out of the U.S. Open, not certain on when he will return to golf

http://www.cbssports.com/#!/golf/story/15208963