Alta is for Nazis

Alta is for Nazis = The extermination of 6 million Jews.....Hmmmm, not sure that comparison works. Let's try again, Das = Glen Beck.....

Don't know bout ya'll, but when I git myself faceshots at Alta I can't help but shout "white power!" and think bout all them baggy pant, moon boot, hanky on the face wearin sandboarders. They stink, steal everyone's money, lazy, spread diseases, beat children and puppies with swim noodles, only good for doin math and diggin ditches, and...AND I can't understand what ya sayin: "jib-ldy, ching, chang, cheech n chong!" Go back to yer country!

I propose a RALLY TO RESTORE SEGREGATION at all of America's ski area's. We are goin to lock all the sandboarders in the mini half pipe and feed them slim jim's and monster energy drinks.

This is America! Freedom ain't free! Mission Accomplished! Drill baby drill! Lipstick wearin bulldog! You betcha!

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

btw, you idiots said the same thing about Taos. What a load of shit.

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Why don't you come up for the next dump, before the lifts start turning, and we can see how well you can get around from the top of the lifts? If you can keep up with us as we sidestep, skate and traverse, to the goods then we will stfu and admit 'Alta is for racist" if you can't, which you wont , you can stfu and go back to Taos. deal?

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Originally Posted by sliced

5% is high for a lot of ski bums, my mistake. Are you top 15% then? That means you make $5000 a year. Either way my point still stands, whether you are a poor ski bum or not you are still doing better than most people if you ski/snowboard.

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don't know why you want to know how little i make, but i did some research and I did, in fact, make the top 1 billion richest people in the world. yesssssss! I do agree though, every pow day is like winning the lottery, but without the '2 chicks at once' (office space)...

SLC, how many resorts within a half hour? fknazis...

Since I'm going to Alta this winter I will contribute to this all important thread. Here are some pics I took yesterday out and about with daver, the snowboarder. Really fun day, especially since he set the bootpack. :p

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366344

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366460

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366542

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366593

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Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Why don't you come up for the next dump, before the lifts start turning, and we can see how well you can get around from the top of the lifts? If you can keep up with us as we sidestep, skate and traverse, to the goods then we will stfu and admit 'Alta is for racist" if you can't, which you wont , you can stfu and go back to Taos. deal?

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Why exactly do I have to keep up. Is it a race? I'll bet you $100 dollars you cant keep up on the way down. Meet me in Silverton if you want to dick wave and I'll take your cash.

If I owned a mountain I'd let the side slippers in slippers ride for free while they side slipped the runs into a firm base till Jan. 1, then I'd ban them.

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Why exactly do I have to keep up. Is it a race? I'll bet you $100 dollars you cant keep up on the way down. Meet me in Silverton if you want to dick wave and I'll take your cash.

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Alta doesn't ban male prostitutes, just snowboarders.

If snowboarders really cared about the ban at Alta they'd quit going to Snowbird. Just sayin'...

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

I love how you still don't get it. And how you are still telling me I wont like alta because you and your lazy ass snowboard friends cant handle a climb and a traverse. Everywhere I ride I hike and traverse and climb. I could care less how many years you rode a board or a ski. If you cant handle it, keep it your problem and stop projecting your shitty skills onto the rest of us. I love working for the goods. You can keep the tracked out slop for yourself.

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You've done gone and turned me from a lurker to a poster with this. It's not that you can't handle the traverse, it's that your fat walking ass is in MY way on the traverse. Snowboarders are great to ride with, but Alta is not the place for them. Go ahead and tell me that I'm just a jong and that you wouldn't clog up the traverses. Then go fuck yourself. :fuckyou:

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Originally Posted by Ottime

And for all those who think a boycott will make a difference, get a clue. Alta is a cult.

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Alta definitely does not want snowboarders to boycott them! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by millerstone

You've done gone and turned me from a lurker to a poster with this. It's not that you can't handle the traverse, it's that your fat walking ass is in MY way on the traverse. Snowboarders are great to ride with, but Alta is not the place for them. Go ahead and tell me that I'm just a jong and that you wouldn't clog up the traverses. Then go fuck yourself. :fuckyou:

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Maybe they would put an extra lift in the right places?

They said the same thing about Taos.
:fuckyou:

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Why exactly do I have to keep up. Is it a race? I'll bet you $100 dollars you cant keep up on the way down. Meet me in Silverton if you want to dick wave and I'll take your cash.

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lol. make it $200, at snowbird, i'll play. :rolleyes2. seriously, in case anyone missed my post earlier... snowboarders are 100% welcome at alta, as long as you don't ride the lifts. cross from snowbird and shred to your hearts delight, then repeat, retards.

wow this was very entertaining......more popcorn please.....

seriuosly it is what it is......move on and go slide down some snow somewhere anywhere....... beats being at work or listening to your other half bitch and yell......

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Why exactly do I have to keep up. Is it a race? I'll bet you $100 dollars you cant keep up on the way down. Meet me in Silverton if you want to dick wave and I'll take your cash.

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Yeah at Alta it is a race; race to ski pow before a shit ton of fucktards bump it out in a few hours.

It's funny no joke when you see a few fists flying in the lift lines or people getting bowled over in the traverse. Pure comedy. Especially people showing up at 6 am and putting there skis down in the lift lines to reserve their spot upon opening.

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Originally Posted by SheRa

Since I'm going to Alta this winter I will contribute to this all important thread. Here are some pics I took yesterday out and about with daver, the snowboarder. Really fun day, especially since he set the bootpack. :p

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366344

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366460

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366542

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...g?t=1288366593

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Haha. Look at the fag on the snowboard.

Dear Alta Management,

Allow snowboarders, but make them wear armbands.

Yours truly

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Originally Posted by ectreeskier11

lol. make it $200, at snowbird, i'll play. :rolleyes2. seriously, in case anyone missed my post earlier... snowboarders are 100% welcome at alta, as long as you don't ride the lifts. cross from snowbird and shred to your hearts delight, then repeat, retards.

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if you silly boys need your ass handed to you you'll have to do it on my terms. Enjoy the rat race.

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Originally Posted by Northville

Haha. Look at the fag on the snowboard.

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that is all you got? played out and silly.

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Originally Posted by Alexander1310

Yeah at Alta it is a race; race to ski pow before a shit ton of fucktards bump it out in a few hours.

It's funny, no joke, when you see a few fists flying in the lift lines or people getting bowled over in the traverse. Pure comedy. Especially people showing up at 6 am and putting there skis down in the lift lines to reserve their spot upon opening.

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Sounds like they need snowboarders with some level heads, and to flatten out some shit.

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Originally Posted by DasBlunt

Maybe they would put an extra lift in the right places?

They said the same thing about Taos.
:fuckyou:

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The lifts are already in the right places.

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Originally Posted by freeskier428

The lifts are already in the right places.

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They certainly are. Sometimes at other hills (I'm looking at you solitude) I think how they could eliminate about half their lifts, keep costs down, and preserve the snow, if they took the alta approach and put in one lift to each ridge, leaving you to traverse to all of the skiing off that ridge.
Nothing would fuck up alta worse than more lifts.

as for the "alta is for nazis" shit, some people need to just get on with their lives.

btw not all snowboarders suck at traverses.

Stoke the fire - 10 Jews set to ride world’s longest snowboard

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Originally Posted by DeeAre

btw not all snowboarders suck at traverses.

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i've met one. johngcrist, that'd be you.

To snowboarders on this board: I wish even 50% of snowboarders rode like I imagine 95% of you on this board do, but the reality is, probably 5% of all snowboarders ride like you. I don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings here, cause I don't think it applies to most if any of you, but the snowboard population is ridden with incompetent punk-ass kooks fucking up the flow of a mountain screaming "RA RA GNAR BRO" heelsliding down a perfectly good pow covered chute and sitting in the middle of traverses while you're trying to maintain speed to get through the high sections. Now, I know there are JONGS of the highest order on two planks, but in general, their riding trends and regular nuances tend to be much different than that of a newbie boarding kook. I'm not sticking you guys in this generalization, because the snowboarders I ski with fucking rip, and I imagine most of you ride just as well.

So enough of the dickwaving around here, cause in reality, the beef skiers and management at alta have with snowboarders has little to do with competent riders like most of you.

I think Advres said it best in his quote that went something like this: "As a snowboarder, I fucking hate snowboarders in general."

Well, when I go to Alta and I book a room, I will use the name Joe Smith

if they find out I am a Jew, will I be restricted to certain trails?


WHITE POWDER!!! WHITE POWDER!!

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Originally Posted by QuikR12

To snowboarders on this board: I wish even 50% of snowboarders rode like I imagine 95% of you on this board do, but the reality is, probably 5% of all snowboarders ride like you. I don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings here, cause I don't think it applies to most if any of you, but the snowboard population is ridden with incompetent punk-ass kooks fucking up the flow of a mountain screaming "RA RA GNAR BRO" heelsliding down a perfectly good pow covered chute and sitting in the middle of traverses while you're trying to maintain speed to get through the high sections. Now, I know there are JONGS of the highest order on two planks, but in general, their riding trends and regular nuances tend to be much different than that of a newbie boarding kook. I'm not sticking you guys in this generalization, because the snowboarders I ski with fucking rip, and I imagine most of you ride just as well.

So enough of the dickwaving around here, cause in reality, the beef skiers and management at alta have with snowboarders has little to do with competent riders like most of you.

I think Advres said it best in his quote that went something like this: "As a snowboarder, I fucking hate snowboarders in general."

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cool story bro

Know what makes for good pow skiing? Undouched freshies.

So how would adding a ton more people on snowboards benefit the place?

Alta is about skiing pow, and it's pretty damn refreshing they haven't sold out for the mighty dollar out of respect for great skiing.

Thanks Alta.

Alta ain't for not-skis

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Originally Posted by QuikR12

I don't mean to hurt anybody's feelings here

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You are in the wrong place bro.... this is TGR!

Keep up the hatred fellas its only been 25 years...
I cant wait till Alta caves and lets me on the hill, I will bring out my 1990's gear and attitude and utterly make your skiin' asses miserable, I will offend families slid-slip everything and probably vandalize a bunch of shit!:fuckyou:


Additionally how the F**K does someone have 14,444 posts!?!

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Originally Posted by PedroDelfuego

You are in the wrong place bro.... this is TGR!

Keep up the hatred fellas its only been 25 years...
I cant wait till Alta caves and lets me on the hill, I will bring out my 1990's gear and attitude and utterly make your skiin' asses miserable, I will offend families slid-slip everything and probably vandalize a bunch of shit!:fuckyou:


Additionally how the F**K does someone have 14,444 posts!?!

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I get paid to post here, I thought that was common knowledge.

And I'm sure Alta wants people like you there.

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Originally Posted by Blurred

And I'm sure Alta wants people like you there.

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Their gonna get people like me.... sooner or later.

So keep up the shit talking :the_finge

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Why exactly do I have to keep up. Is it a race? I'll bet you $100 dollars you cant keep up on the way down. Meet me in Silverton if you want to dick wave and I'll take your cash.

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so alta is for nazis but you don't have a problem with the $149 entrance fee to silverton for the bulk of the season? it seems to segregate the people that ski there.

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Originally Posted by covert

so alta is for nazis but you don't have a problem with the $149 entrance fee to silverton for the bulk of the season? it seems to segregate the people that ski there.

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$149? is that the guided price now?

I could really care less about Alta, I just like to irritate all the smug bro brahs. If the wasatch is anything like the front range I'm not interested. I like the mellow vibe in our little corner of the world.

but I will take their money if they want to come strut their stuff. This fat man can fly...

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

but I will take their money if they want to come strut their stuff. This fat man can fly...

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Always figured you for a chub.

more like a cherub.

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

more like a cherub.

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I think you confused putti and puta.

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Originally Posted by Blurred

Know what makes for good pow skiing? Undouched freshies.

So how would adding a ton more people on snowboards benefit the place?

Alta is about skiing pow, and it's pretty damn refreshing they haven't sold out for the mighty dollar out of respect for great skiing.

Thanks Alta.

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I do think snowboarders could beat down the all the little bumps that form over there!

Over at snowbird the bumps get rounded and so easy to ski.
:FIREdevil