I still think the answer should be "I'm armed and my dick hurts!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Endlessseason
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I still think the answer should be "I'm armed and my dick hurts!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Endlessseason
Party with the drugged monkey, and expect to hurt in the morning.
Party with the Reverend, or friends of the Rev, and expect to hurt in the morning. Do it the night after partying with the Monkey, and expect to be capable of no significant brain activity for a day or two.
Plan your work/ski schedule accordingly. ;)
Mebbe it's just me, but I can't think of any circumstance where I would say that phrase outloud in public...Quote:
Originally Posted by Plakespear
so, originally, upon reading the beginning of this thread, I figured it would give me the answers... but alas, reading all these posts has only made me more confused...
hi all, I'm amy and I'm an alco... I mean, I'm new.
Hi Amy! Welcome! As soon as the masses see you're female, they'll welcome you royally. :wink: Keep reading, you'll figure out who's who and what's what.
From what I have seen so far.......very cool place!
Thanks for the welcome.
(Just getting back into skiing........)
:)
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Originally Posted by dawgprimo
Nice name jong.
anyone still wear moon boots after a long day on the slopes? just interested to see if me and my pops were the only one's left. :biggrin:
:tdo13: i've always felt like i was swimming against the flow, but finding this place seems to imply that we're not the ones who are confused. it's everyone else in the world that is moving in the wrong direction.
This should be mandatory viewing before posting
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php
Bwa!Quote:
Originally Posted by powstash
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No they aren'tQuote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Where have you people been all my life?
Honey i'm home
Yep, this is the right place... this looks like the place for this JONG.
can I get a STFU NOOB!?
see you out there. :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=Do it the night after partying with the Monkey, and expect to be capable of no significant brain activity for a day or two.[/QUOTE]
and get a parking pass to the Pepsi Center!! :D
http://www.baconzoo.com/stfu_noob.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by DJMingus
nice one........
Welcome, TP Hucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Market
Tragically, this should have been funnier and more rude, but it is a good place to start for a noob.
A Guide to Internet Posting
:eek: Wow! I haven't been here in a long time. This board has gone off! As a maggot from back in the day I must say that this is such a great place to hang out. I don't post very often but its nice to 'keep your finger on the pulse' of our crazy cult of powder addicts! Here's to that late summer/early fall stoke we all feel about now!
Thanks for the newbie primer Cletus.
I guess it's now time for me to set out and go against everything you've just said... ;)
This place rocks, I hope I can fit in!
I like to carve....I tried to search for carving but there's nothing there. Don't you guys like to carve?
It should be noted that it is not neccesary for one to actually have a vagina for one to have sand in one's vagina.
Carving is for turkeys.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smooth Johnson
Newp-and the girls like to rip the shit outta stuff, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smooth Johnson
yeah....what about the carver girls
bumpin the sticky
east side my niggas........
PNWbritprobably summed us up the best:
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How many maggots does it takes to change a light bulb?
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
One to tell a story about their attack dog and a light bulb.
AND
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Originally Posted by Plakespear
OOHHHH!! (Now what)? :fm:
BWTCNPPSQuote:
Originally Posted by TheNerdHerd
Blurred White Trash Cracker Nerd Post Preservation Service
a to the k homeboy............fo real........http://hawker.smugmug.com/photos/1811495-M.jpg
woodrow wilson is a jong............. :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby
http://www.americaslibrary.gov/asset...all_subj_m.jpg
I hate the baby Jeebus, off the front page, impostor.
damn ice don't hurt the baby jebus's feelings
OMG that is the funniest shit evar!Quote:
Originally Posted by Plakespear
Josh you resident lurker turned poster.
Funny maybe, but not exactly original.
...just a word to the wise, don't do it the hard way; learn from a damned soul. :FIREdevil