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02-25-2008, 02:19 PM
hemas

Yes, telewanking sucks..
http://www.telemarktips.com/Resources/Cover06_9_14.jpg
But it's still one of the few sports that makes uphill skiing possible... a'la Shane McSchlonkey in Walls of Freedom (or was it 1999, I forgot).
02-25-2008, 02:21 PM
tigerstripe40

I see elitism coming from both sides of the alpine vs tele camp...
But most of it is coming from the alpine skiers...

Pot, meet kettle....
02-25-2008, 02:31 PM
loJack

That youtube clip was pretty sick and it is obvious that Dylan rips but the fact is: while those moves might have been ski movie worthy about 10 years ago they aren't anymore. Hiking is what tele gear does best so march on motherfuckers.
02-25-2008, 02:38 PM
telepow

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIP

I think he's won just about everything he's entered in tele world. He stapped 'em on with the big boys this last weekend. Tied for 40th place. Guess he would have won with stiff ass boots and skis.

elitist alpine bullshit
02-25-2008, 02:39 PM
telepow

Quote:

Originally Posted by loJack

That youtube clip was pretty sick and it is obvious that Dylan rips but the fact is: while those moves might have been ski movie worthy about 10 years ago they aren't anymore. Hiking is what tele gear does best so march on motherfuckers.

elitist alpine bullshit

edit: strange double post
02-25-2008, 02:48 PM
loJack

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.
02-25-2008, 02:57 PM
telepow

post some stoke and I'll believe you
02-25-2008, 02:57 PM
LIP

Quote:

Originally Posted by telepow

elitist alpine bullshit

Well, that sure put me in my place.
02-25-2008, 03:01 PM
bio-smear

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIP

Well, that sure put me in my place.

Don't gimme no LIP, boy.
02-25-2008, 03:06 PM
telepariah

Soooooooo, lemme see if I got this right. A bunch of wankers posting on the interwebs who nobody has ever seen ski are so worried about what some other people do for fun they have to post endless dickwaving about it.

I think I get it now. They have to wave their virtual dicks because their actual ones are so small they get lost between their thumb and forefinger.

I ski the way I like to ski and don't worry about what other people think. Some of the geniuses on this thread obviously ski the way they want other people to perceive them. I'm happy for you but I am really sorry about the size of your dicks. :rolleyes:
02-25-2008, 03:09 PM
twodogs

^^ You said it man. I enjoy tele-skiing until I read threads like this. Then I tend to feel something else. Maybe its shrinkage.
02-25-2008, 03:11 PM
loJack

Just throw in any ski movie that has been made in the last 10 years. I know you are used to watching pencilled out 720's and 8 foot backflips so prepare yourself because these skiers will blow your mind.
02-25-2008, 03:16 PM
MakersTeleMark

AT = After Tele.
02-25-2008, 03:18 PM
telepow

just another gaper telewanker:
02-25-2008, 03:24 PM
loJack

Couldn't have said it better myself.
02-25-2008, 03:51 PM
bio-smear

We've got a bigger problem: Yetis with a thirst for anal sex.
02-25-2008, 03:53 PM
telepariah

Quote:

Originally Posted by bio-smear

We've got a bigger problem: Yetis with a thirst for anal sex.

not that there's anything wrong with that
02-25-2008, 07:01 PM
heyyyou

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinsMan

i am mostly a troller on here to pass time at work. however, as someone who alpines and tele's - both equally as well (and that is all i will say in the way of "trash talking"), i have something to add...

THIS IS THE LAMEST THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN ON THIS WEB SITE AND I HOPE ITS TAKEN DOWN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I WASTED MY TIME READING WHAT ANYONE HAD TO SAY REGARDING THE ORIGINAL QUESTION AND THE USELESS RESPONSES IT PRODUCED.

Do you have any idea how retarded what your saying sounds after you've actually responded to what you claim is the lamest thread/w. useless responses you've ever seen on this web site?

Reminds me of a girl I knew who accussed another girl of being a bar fly because every time she went into the bar she saw her there.
02-25-2008, 07:09 PM
ChaggyMan

I've felt that glare, hell even from my "friends" . To them i say...I'll be waiting at the bottom, maybe.

Snowboarded 9 years
Teleskied 1/2 a season
Downhill AT ski - 5 years and counting.

I'd rather rip, than slip. :cool:
02-26-2008, 09:22 AM
half-fast

so you have to be a good telemarker to wear Arcteryx? I didn't know that-thanks for the info. I know some people who don't ski at all and wear Arcteryx, what should I tell them? thanks for all your help.
02-26-2008, 09:39 AM
loJack

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I know some people who don't ski at all

Now that is fucking weird.
02-26-2008, 10:19 AM
TeleTeufel

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02-26-2008, 10:53 AM
BigDaddy

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT TELESKIING....

IS TELLING YOUR FATHER YOU'RE GAY.
02-26-2008, 12:50 PM
donutlynx

Some might say it is a matter of skill...not boots/bindings...that makes a shredder a shredder. After riding with mostly alpine skiers/AT skiers/boarders during my time in the mountains...I can say I rarely hear "hurry up". Maybe when they're asking me to get my camera out at the bottom of the hill...while I'm waiting for them to follow my tracks...
02-26-2008, 12:57 PM
Thrill Hammer

This thread makes me feel sad on the inside.
02-26-2008, 01:06 PM
telek

... I say... do whatever you feel like.

But... I heard Crossman locked his heel down for the CB comp. I know he did for the quals at least... I'm not sure about the rest of the comp.
02-26-2008, 01:25 PM
yonskion

Nothing wrong with that

Quote:

Originally Posted by telek

... I say... do whatever you feel like.

But... I heard Crossman locked his heel down for the CB comp. I know he did for the quals at least... I'm not sure about the rest of the comp.

"lock your heal ski for real" :rolleyes: we all end up at the bottom.
02-26-2008, 02:31 PM
loJack

Quote:

Maybe when they're asking me to get my camera out at the bottom of the hill...while I'm waiting for them to follow my tracks...

Sounds like an awesome posse you preside over.
02-26-2008, 02:54 PM
donutlynx

Quote:

Originally Posted by loJack

Sounds like an awesome posse you preside over.

Well, that would depend on the definition of "awesome". I preside over no-one but myself.

Whatever makes you feel good inside...
02-26-2008, 03:22 PM
loJack

Whatever does make me feel good inside.
02-26-2008, 03:26 PM
ArmadaBC

Ehh I could care less in fact, if you want to apreciate every slider just go to a shitty state like PA.

No one can drive if it even looks like it is going to snow and every pissy menepasual whore on their way to the Rotten-Fish-Skank-My-Husband-Won't-Go-Down-On-Me-Douche Store won't shut the fuck up about the cold weather.
02-26-2008, 03:41 PM
mtskier

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

AT = After Tele.

fucking gold.
02-27-2008, 04:01 PM
TeleTeufel

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02-27-2008, 04:43 PM
MakersTeleMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleTeufel

Can't let this die!!!!

Tele is the new new school and is taking over. We will crush the rest!!! muahahah

Go fuck yourself and wipe that wookey cum off yer beard.
02-27-2008, 05:54 PM
mn_teleswede

This is my dad can beat up your dad 30 years later :confused:
02-27-2008, 06:08 PM
leroy jenkins

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

Yes, telewanking sucks..
http://www.telemarktips.com/Resources/Cover06_9_14.jpg
But it's still one of the few sports that makes uphill skiing possible... a'la Shane McSchlonkey in Walls of Freedom (or was it 1999, I forgot).

Wow, I'm blown away. Someone doing a 180 on a park jump, but wait, HE"S CROUCHING DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN HE LANDS?!!!!???!!??

OMG THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL< CROUCHING DOWN ON ONE KNEE?

I'm learning to tele now.

You know what I don't like about telefags? I have known some awesome tele skiers, and I have never seen any of them get in some dumbass conversation about how their sport is better than other sports. The only tele'ers I hear saying stupid things about how their sport is superior are the ones that can't ski regardless what bindings they choose. Not that there is anything wrong with not being an uber sick badass skier, but when you suck AND have a big mouth, expect people to make fun of you.
02-28-2008, 07:34 AM
JohnF

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

...I have never seen any of them get in some dumbass conversation about how their sport is better than other sports. The only tele'ers I hear saying stupid things about how their sport is superior are the ones that can't ski regardless what bindings they choose. Not that there is anything wrong with not being an uber sick badass skier, but when you suck AND have a big mouth, expect people to make fun of you.

For great justice!
02-28-2008, 11:06 AM
TeleTeufel

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02-28-2008, 11:44 AM
MakersTeleMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleTeufel

Are people afraid that there are now a lot of ripping teleskiers? I think a lot of alpiners on the east coast are. Out west everybody is chill and it's all good. That's how I feel about it. Not that it really matters to me, but I hate the snottish alpine (pretty much always the bumper crew) skiers that look down their noses at teleskiers. I think they are intimidated by the fact that a teleskier pulls up next to them and can leave them in the dust in the bumps. It's a weird thing but it always happens. Seems like an east coast Jersey crowd sort of thing. If you are a teleskier in the bumps, near the bumper crowd, they always have some remarks. Pretty funny actually.

Stop smegging out your ass you worthless duct taped bump basher.
02-28-2008, 12:05 PM
RootSkier

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleTeufel

Are people afraid that there are now a lot of ripping teleskiers?

Yeah, you figured it out.

Now go take your profound insight back to telemarktips, where you so obviously belong.

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