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12-21-2007, 11:24 AM
steve

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Originally Posted by Damian Sanders

Steve, you're a goon. You're not cool. Really. I've seen you around K-mart and can certainly tell. Magic? Yeah...you're really going to fit in well there....rofl.

I have friends you can ski well and some that are marginal. All of them are pretty damn cool. Much better meeting people in person, than off the internet. Most of the people on the internet are pretty big dorks...:nonono2:

dude, I am such a wanker that I'm actually shocked my dick hasn't fallen off yet.
And I've never claimed to be a good skier. but I still have fun. that's cool, I guess.

(fap fap fap fap fap)
12-21-2007, 01:05 PM
puresilk

I generally lurk here and don't post. Why do I lurk, this place used to be hilarious. It used ot make me belly laugh. A few sarcastic smartass comments here and there, now that's funny. Lately though the digs have gotten more personal and are more mean than funny. If you have nothing better to do than poke fun at people, see ROOTSKIERs quick silly remarks or take notes from someone like him, and evolve into good spirited raw edge fun. At least then those of us whom have nothing better to do than get a good laugh from this board can be amused. I mean WTF is up with telling people shit like, Steve I have seen you at KMART and you are totally uncool...That's just not funny, that's stupid it's like your meanspirited inner child is coming out to play and you are the one that isn't cool.
12-21-2007, 01:24 PM
Tippster

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Originally Posted by mitch_cumstein

The outdoor sports culture machine thing I mentioned is an illusion created by christian fundamentalists in order to distance the heathens and zealots further from god to make more room for the republicans at the time of the rapture. basically.

Quoted for being FUNNY. You guys remember funny, don't you? Shitting on someone for the sake of shitting on them isn't funny, it's retarded.

The Post in question is dead fucking on. The nerd herd that found us within the last year has turned this place into a shrill HS hallway.
12-21-2007, 01:27 PM
Cyber Cop

All I can think about is Tippy in his kilt and pow boners. What was this thread about again?
12-21-2007, 01:31 PM
pappag

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Originally Posted by Tippster

The Post in question is dead fucking on. The nerd herd that found us within the last year has turned this place into a shrill HS hallway.

You mean like this?

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Not my point at all, but feel free to suck his cock when you see him.
12-21-2007, 01:32 PM
puresilk

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Quoted for being FUNNY. You guys remember funny, don't you? Shitting on someone for the sake of shitting on them isn't funny, it's retarded.

The Post in question is dead fucking on. The nerd herd that found us within the last year has turned this place into a shrill HS hallway.

Thank you, amen, exactly what I was trying to say, but have not mastered the art of brevity on internet forums yet. I will go back and lurk and hopefully restore my belly laughter state again, when these nerds go back to high school or whereever they came from. Or simply learn how to be "cool".
12-21-2007, 01:35 PM
puresilk

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Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio

You mean like this?

No, not like this, this was a generalized statement, not one directly pointed at a particular individual. And it is also true.
12-21-2007, 01:36 PM
Cyber Cop

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Originally Posted by puresilk

Thank you, amen, exactly what I was trying to say, but have not mastered the art of brevity on internet forums yet. I will go back and lurk and hopefully restore my belly laughter state again, when these nerds go back to high school or whereever they came from. Or simply learn how to be "cool".

Why don't you simply learn about porn fagknob.
12-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Tippster

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Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio

You mean like this?

Naw, more like your post that I was responding to.

And really - as you're probably the biggest male name-dropper on this board I don't think I was being mean, more likely supportive. Now don't you have a gangbang to go brag about to your sycophants?
12-21-2007, 01:38 PM
pappag

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Originally Posted by Tippster

And really - as you're probably the biggest male name-dropper on this board I don't think I was being mean, more likely supportive. Now don't you have a gangbang to go brag about to your sycophants?

That's taken out of context and was used moderately for hyperbolic implications.

First half of the quote will remain without justification.
12-21-2007, 01:42 PM
danimal's dead

This place gets funnier every day. All these new bitches in here and all this new drama has been cracking me up.

Didn't you people grow up around other athletes. Or are you nerds that couldn't play any sport but somehow managed to ski with a stick up your ass for stability.

I've been ripping on people and insulting people since I was 5 years old and started playing football with my friends in the back yard. Talking chit is what sports are all about. If you can't take an insult on a friggin message board how can you have the balls to ski anything steep.

Pussies
12-21-2007, 02:54 PM
Art Shirk

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Originally Posted by puresilk

I mean WTF is up with telling people shit like, Steve I have seen you at KMART and you are totally uncool...That's just not funny, that's stupid it's like your meanspirited inner child is coming out to play and you are the one that isn't cool.

FYI, no one here takes this particular poster seriously. He is widely regarded as an inveterate wheelbarrow of irriguous donkey cocks.
12-21-2007, 02:58 PM
Tippster

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

FYI, no one here takes this particular poster seriously. He is widely regarded as an inveterate wheelbarrow of irriguous donkey cocks.

Had to look it up.. Kudos, sirrah!

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Irriguous

Ir`rig´u`ous

1. Watered; watery; moist; dewy.
The flowery lap
Of some irriguous valley spreads her store.
- Milton.
2. Gently penetrating or pervading.
12-21-2007, 03:49 PM
TyWebb

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Originally Posted by danimal's dead

This place gets funnier every day. All these new bitches in here and all this new drama has been cracking me up.

Didn't you people grow up around other athletes. Or are you nerds that couldn't play any sport but somehow managed to ski with a stick up your ass for stability.

I've been ripping on people and insulting people since I was 5 years old and started playing football with my friends in the back yard. Talking chit is what sports are all about. If you can't take an insult on a friggin message board how can you have the balls to ski anything steep.

Pussies

Thats about it right there. I had a college hockey coach that said this during a film session: "This is Division III hockey, you're not going to the fucking show, this isn't a contract year...the best you can hope for at this point is making the other team feel like shit."

He was fired after my junior year for multiple DUI's and sent back to Guelph Ontario.
12-21-2007, 04:15 PM
Damian Sanders

Quote:

Originally Posted by puresilk

I generally lurk here and don't post. Why do I lurk, this place used to be hilarious. It used ot make me belly laugh. A few sarcastic smartass comments here and there, now that's funny. Lately though the digs have gotten more personal and are more mean than funny. If you have nothing better to do than poke fun at people, see ROOTSKIERs quick silly remarks or take notes from someone like him, and evolve into good spirited raw edge fun. At least then those of us whom have nothing better to do than get a good laugh from this board can be amused. I mean WTF is up with telling people shit like, Steve I have seen you at KMART and you are totally uncool...That's just not funny, that's stupid it's like your meanspirited inner child is coming out to play and you are the one that isn't cool.

No, no....just take my word for it, he ain't cool. Fo' really....:fuckyou:
12-21-2007, 04:22 PM
philippeR

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Originally Posted by mitch_cumstein

Fair enough.

The outdoor sports culture machine thing I mentioned is an illusion created by christian fundamentalists in order to distance the heathens and zealots further from god to make more room for the republicans at the time of the rapture. basically.

It makes more sense now. Thanks for clearing things up.
12-21-2007, 04:43 PM
steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damian Sanders

No, no....just take my word for it, he ain't cool. Fo' really....:fuckyou:

I'm totally uncool.

Like Flounder in Animal House uncool. Only not as funny. Or smart.
12-21-2007, 04:47 PM
killabuzz

I've seen the photos on here. I've even made the mistake of skiing with and ditching some maggots. Maybe if you all new how to ski, people would take you seriously. But you can't, can you?
:fuckyou:
12-21-2007, 04:50 PM
Tye 1on

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Originally Posted by TyWebb

He was fired after my junior year for multiple DUI's and sent back to Guelph Ontario.

You say Guelph like it's a bad thing!
12-21-2007, 04:51 PM
Roo

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Originally Posted by killabuzz

I've seen the photos on here. I've even made the mistake of skiing with and ditching some maggots. Maybe if you all new how to ski, people would take you seriously. But you can't, can you?
:fuckyou:

Don't worry. I'm sure there are enough skiers who think you're a gaper too.
12-21-2007, 04:58 PM
Hugh Conway

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Originally Posted by Tye 1on

You say Guelph like it's a bad thing!

he's a Ghibelline.
12-21-2007, 05:00 PM
steve

Quote:

Originally Posted by killabuzz

I've seen the photos on here. I've even made the mistake of skiing with and ditching some maggots. Maybe if you all new how to ski, people would take you seriously. But you can't, can you?
:fuckyou:

Well, I'm still relatively knew at skiing. I hope one day to now how to ski. Maybe then I'll be able to hang with you.

-steve
12-21-2007, 05:03 PM
Tye 1on

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

he's a Ghibelline.

how the fuck do you people know all this stuff?????????????? :cool:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghibellines
12-21-2007, 05:43 PM
mitch_cumstein

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Originally Posted by steve

Well, I'm still relatively knew at skiing. I hope one day to now how to ski. Maybe then I'll be able to hang with you.

-steve

What you said right their was funny. It's like a secret code language only the morons and illiterate can fully utilize.

I wish I new how, to.
12-21-2007, 10:26 PM
puresilk

Okay, so he is an ass, and I need to find porn cuz I am gay and need a stick up my ass so I can ski. Really I am just an old fuck that used to get a kick out this board because it was funny and reminded of the good old days. All I'm saying is it just ain't as funny as it used to be. That's all I am saying, the short sweet jabs are more humourous than the long drawn out deaths.
12-21-2007, 10:43 PM
RootSkier

Quote:

Originally Posted by puresilk

If you have nothing better to do than poke fun at people, see ROOTSKIERs quick silly remarks or take notes from someone like him, and evolve into good spirited raw edge fun.

You can suck my dick all you want and I'm still not going to give you a cheeseburger.
12-21-2007, 10:46 PM
iceman

Rootskier is a lot of things but I've never considered funny to be one of them.
12-21-2007, 10:48 PM
RootSkier

Have you ever met a funny dentist?

Me neither.

edit: What sort of things am I, icemang? I am all about self discovery. Once, I even looked at my butthole in a handheld mirror. It was not really that special. Mostly just hairy.
12-21-2007, 10:50 PM
puresilk

How can you tell who is sucking your cock when you have your head so far up that Evils blowhards ass?
12-21-2007, 10:50 PM
iceman

Well for one thing, you try too hard.
12-21-2007, 10:52 PM
RootSkier

It's true. I didn't get laid till I was 19.

What's this about Elvis?
12-21-2007, 10:53 PM
Hugh Conway

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Originally Posted by RootSkier

What's this about Elvis?

He played poker at ice's place until that no cigarette thing.
12-21-2007, 10:53 PM
iceman

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Originally Posted by RootSkier

What's this about Elvis?

No idea.
12-21-2007, 10:56 PM
puresilk

Quote:

Originally Posted by RootSkier

It's true. I didn't get laid till I was 19.

What's this about Elvis?

Nothing, it just made about as much sense as sucking your cock for a grease bomb.
12-21-2007, 10:57 PM
RootSkier

Go rent Boyz In The Hood. I am a self styled gangsta.

I'm actually pained that iceman doesn't think I'm funny. :(
12-21-2007, 11:05 PM
iceman

I think you're pretty funny, keep living.
12-21-2007, 11:07 PM
RootSkier

puresilk, be careful. He'll love you while you are fresh and then kick you to the curb.

edit: whoa, I am pretty sure that puresilk deleted a post in here, and the effect is that iceman and I are having a love-in. That shit is WRONG.
12-21-2007, 11:10 PM
Meadow Skipper

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Originally Posted by RootSkier

Have you ever met a funny dentist?

Me neither.

You know, you're right. Why is that?

I don't know any funny bankers either.
12-21-2007, 11:32 PM
puresilk

[QUOTE=RootSkier;1600065

edit: whoa, I am pretty sure that puresilk deleted a post in here, and the effect is that iceman and I are having a love-in. That shit is WRONG.[/QUOTE]

Root, ya drunk or something? I didn't delete any posts and, I am not seeing the same love in you are. I think this is all in your head. It might be time for you to go to sleep now.
12-21-2007, 11:56 PM
Phill

Damn this thread is still going? shit shouldn't you guys be out skiing or something.

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