sarcastic remarks can get you banned from Neptune Mountaineering

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12-14-2007, 12:29 AM
do overr

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Originally Posted by Rimjob

He's talking about The Suit, you know, "admin", not you.

You're not very smart. Better start deleting (you've got a lot of practice.)
12-14-2007, 12:34 AM
do overr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rimjob

No, it's a promise. Approach the authorities. When I get out of jail, I'll punch you in the throat again. :FIREdevil

How can you be so sure?
Anyway, thanks for clearing up for whom you are alias.
12-14-2007, 12:37 AM
do overr

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Originally Posted by Rimjob

Because not only do I know your name, I know where you live. :fmicon:

You'd best watch your back you little bitch. Or run to the cops like pussies such as yourself do. Either way, I'm gonna crush your trachea. :fmicon:

Should I post your address now?
12-14-2007, 12:40 AM
do overr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rimjob

If you know what's good for you, you'll shut your dickhole while you still have some neck left.

I would suggest you leave now, and take your shitshow with you.
12-14-2007, 12:44 AM
summit

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that should get the search engine's attention
12-14-2007, 12:49 AM
do overr

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Originally Posted by Rimjob

We've been watching you ya little pussy. We've banned you several times. You won't go away. Maybe if Clyde shows up on your doorstep and gives you your "adams apple depression initiation", you'll get it.

One things for sure....................

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"We".............?
12-14-2007, 12:51 AM
skierX

its holiday stress. its happening all over.
just the other day I had a horrible time at The Gap.
I saw a perfectly lovely zip-up snowflake sweater, char grey $128.
The sales clerk, a striking young man, told me. 'Sorry dude, we dont have any XXL sizes.'

So i just took my business across the corridor to abercrombie!
12-14-2007, 12:58 AM
do overr

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Originally Posted by Rimjob

This goes beyond the forums. Word is born, WE gonna fuck you up, bitch.

You have no fucking idea. And its "word is bond."
12-14-2007, 12:59 AM
Rimjob

Quote:

Originally Posted by do overr

You have no fucking idea. And its "word is bond."

Actually it's "we gonna fuck you up, and you won't be able to swallow".
12-14-2007, 01:02 AM
do overr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rimjob

Actually it's "we gonna fuck you up, and you won't be able to swallow".

Big talk, coming from someone who's going to need a lot of help soon.
12-14-2007, 01:06 AM
summit

Or maybe they think they can kill the thread... but 3400+ people have already read about how Neptune Mountaineering fucks over their customers.
12-14-2007, 01:07 AM
skierX

at abercrombie I bought a dozen 1oz bottles of Proof

full of energy and rugged attitude, Proof is all you need.
packed full of dominant masculine attitude, Proof is confident and crisp with fresh citrus to invigorate and energize the senses.

robust black lavender and an array of full-bodied herbs bring vigor and life to this courageous scent.

captured by the dry white woods and clean sexy musk, she'll want to take a closer look at everything you have to offer. The Proof is in the man.
12-14-2007, 01:08 AM
do overr

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Originally Posted by Rimjob

My lil bitch is sounding scared now. hahahahaha. :fmicon:

The only help I'm gonna need is dragging your carcass out of my trunk to a shallow hole in the desert. You've been warned, bitch. :fmicon:

You the missed the point again. You'll soon learn how it works.
12-14-2007, 01:09 AM
jfost

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Originally Posted by do overr

...And its "word is bond."

oh fuck, haven't we done this one before!?!

paging bklyn to the (likely) white courtesy phone (again)!!!
12-14-2007, 01:14 AM
jfost

SICK, not in a good way!!!

why was that guys head full of ice cubes!?!
12-14-2007, 07:19 AM
JoeStrummer

Quote:

Originally Posted by skierX

at abercrombie I bought a dozen 1oz bottles of Proof

full of energy and rugged attitude, Proof is all you need.
packed full of dominant masculine attitude, Proof is confident and crisp with fresh citrus to invigorate and energize the senses.

robust black lavender and an array of full-bodied herbs bring vigor and life to this courageous scent.

captured by the dry white woods and clean sexy musk, she'll want to take a closer look at everything you have to offer. The Proof is in the man.

I'm a Sex Panther man myself. 40% of the time it does the trick everytime!
12-14-2007, 08:31 AM
Trainwreck

Damn shame, been shopping there for over a decade, I can get Eider there and never get tired of all the climbing history on the wall. I do know what you mean about the customer service though.

So, can Bent Gate mount my Comforts?
12-14-2007, 08:34 AM
JoeStrummer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainwreck

Damn shame, been shopping there for over a decade, I can get Eider there and never get tired of all the climbing history on the wall. I do know what you mean about the customer service though.

So, can Bent Gate mount my Comforts?

They have mounted two pairs for me, no issues. Their ski tech is a good guy, very knowledgable. In fact, I have migrated from Edgeworks to BG for all my AT mounts.
12-14-2007, 08:36 AM
bklyn

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Originally Posted by jfost

...paging bklyn to the (likely) white courtesy phone (again)!!!

This thread is a mess. Why bring me into it? Because a fight between two idiots mentioned word is bond? What's the 'likely white' comment about?

Lurk more, post less.
12-14-2007, 09:30 AM
marshalolson

aside from being able to do the mount for you, i could have gotten the boot for ya too :D
12-14-2007, 09:31 AM
marshalolson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainwreck

Damn shame, been shopping there for over a decade, I can get Eider there and never get tired of all the climbing history on the wall. I do know what you mean about the customer service though.

So, can Bent Gate mount my Comforts?

FWIW, prolly a third of that 'climbing history' was bought from the boulder sports recycler.

and give your business to bent gate. good people over there for sure.
12-14-2007, 10:02 AM
cowdog

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Originally Posted by telepariah

As a long time friend of Gary Neptune

Does this mean you and Gary hang out in south Boulder back yards together wearing g-strings? :eek:
12-14-2007, 10:03 AM
Pablo Escobar

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeStrummer

I'm a Sex Panther man myself. 40% of the time it does the trick everytime!

sex panther ? mannnnn that stuff smells like bigfoot's dick.
12-14-2007, 10:09 AM
telepariah

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Originally Posted by cowdog

Does this mean you and Gary hang out in south Boulder back yards together wearing g-strings? :eek:

Well, Gary has a bit of a southern euro style. I think the referenced g-string is prolly some kind of speedo.

My style is more like the Germans who vacation in Spain.

But when we ski together, we both have a liking for leather.:fm:
12-14-2007, 10:09 AM
uncle crud

They definintely sound like self-important, self-impressed douchebags.

However, "bad for business" is a bullshit call. Not every person who has a business wants to be Bill Gates. Some want only to be able to have their business, instead of going to work in White Collar Hell or Blue Collar Purgatory.

If Neptune can stay in business acting like douche-baguettes to everyone who isn't in their "core" group of regulars, then who the fuck cares? It's not like they are obliged to make anyone happy.

You people seem to think that "the customer always is right." I can tell you for sure that if the customer is a walking pile of horse shit, he's not right. Ever. Nobody's obliged to see the world in a false light "just for business."

Douchebaggery works both ways. Douchebag customers are no "better" or no more "worthy" of attention than douchebag stores or douchebag store employees.
12-14-2007, 10:19 AM
cowdog

I think uncle crud sounds like the ideal shop owner! Your business model could be a great fit for all the rich yuppies flocking to the state.
12-14-2007, 10:20 AM
gbarnum

This thread is the first hit when you google "Neptune Mountaineering Sucks." Maybe that'll get their attention. I've been in the customer service industry for almost 20 years, and it baffles me they are still in business after the comments I have read here.

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Originally Posted by Summit

i like how dooever and rimjob bump the thread so that more people will see that
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that should get the search engine's attention
12-14-2007, 10:25 AM
DharmaBum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pablo Escobar

sex panther ? mannnnn that stuff smells like bigfoot's dick.

Could you explain how it is you know what Bigfoot's....no, wait. Nevermind.
12-14-2007, 10:29 AM
Hugh Conway

Quote:

Originally Posted by gbarnum

This thread is the first hit when you google "Neptune Mountaineering Sucks." Maybe that'll get their attention. I've been in the customer service industry for almost 20 years, and it baffles me they are still in business after the comments I have read here.

It baffles you that there's a whole group of people who don't posture, act, or think like the maggots?
12-14-2007, 10:34 AM
Blurred

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle crud

They definintely sound like self-important, self-impressed douchebags.

However, "bad for business" is a bullshit call. Not every person who has a business wants to be Bill Gates. Some want only to be able to have their business, instead of going to work in White Collar Hell or Blue Collar Purgatory.

If Neptune can stay in business acting like douche-baguettes to everyone who isn't in their "core" group of regulars, then who the fuck cares? It's not like they are obliged to make anyone happy.

You people seem to think that "the customer always is right." I can tell you for sure that if the customer is a walking pile of horse shit, he's not right. Ever. Nobody's obliged to see the world in a false light "just for business."

Douchebaggery works both ways. Douchebag customers are no "better" or no more "worthy" of attention than douchebag stores or douchebag store employees.

The whole idea of running a business is to be successful. You do everything in your power to make that happen. If you don't, the next guy will.
I understand your idea of having a business that you go to just so you don't work in a cube, but that can only last so long when you keep running people off time and time again.

Marsha LOL Son, it's time. It's your calling.

GIT'ER DUN!!!!!!!
12-14-2007, 10:36 AM
gbarnum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

It baffles you that there's a whole group of people who don't posture, act, or think like the maggots?

No, not what I'm saying. Read the thread again.
12-14-2007, 10:40 AM
extreeski

"Sarcasm is Freedom"

-Jello Biafra.

From an interview I did with him in Boulder on KAIR in 1985.
12-14-2007, 10:41 AM
mud

Maybe the real problem here might be that addimmen doesn't know how to mount his own skis.
12-14-2007, 10:48 AM
Hugh Conway

Quote:

Originally Posted by gbarnum

No, not what I'm saying. Read the thread again.

the comments you read here are not necessarily indicative of anything
12-14-2007, 11:00 AM
Jax

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Originally Posted by marshalolson

i could have gotten the boot for ya too :D

Next year maybe. The boot is not available for reorder this season- we are already sold out at Garmont- all pairs have been spoken for, outside of the random pairs in our demo fleet. Heck, we can't even get ourselves a pair. :cussing:

BTW, they will be available for demo this Saturday at Aspen Highlands, Sunday at Crested Butted. Sizes 25-28. Stop by and break 'em in!

[/shameless plug] :rolleyes2
12-14-2007, 11:02 AM
Blurred

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

the comments you read here are not necessarily indicative of anything

Hey JONG. Like I've said before, you and all the other jongs haven't been around here enough to understand the impact this place can have on the ski industry.
12-14-2007, 11:11 AM
cocavaak

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Originally Posted by laseranimal

doesn't/didn't Aaron Ralston work at Neptune?

That's who I thought waited on me when I bought a bunch of stuff at their recent sale. He was a nice guy. Had a bit of a difficult time opening a plastic bag with one hand to put my purchases in. I've shopped there for years and have never had a bad experience. But they should know "the customer is always right!":nonono2:
12-14-2007, 11:13 AM
fez

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Originally Posted by cocavaak

the customer is always right!

alright, that's the second time i've seen that in this thread. i have to clear something up.

the customer is usually wrong, you just always make them THINK they are right.
12-14-2007, 11:22 AM
kneedropper

It's a coin flip every time you walk in there. I've had guys hook me up with free rivets and service on boots and also have felt the Nep-tude. They hire climbers with huge egos and some don't ski. These same asshat are expected to help out in the ski section of the store but aren't humble enough to drop the "I am a climbing legend in the making" bullshit. It's a mountaineering shop with some ski equipment. You may get better info in REI on ski gear depending on who you talk to.

About 7 or 8 years ago I had an employee try to talk me out of buying ski boots because they were "too stiff." These were the T Races with the yellow heels, which were heavily sought after a year later when Scarpa softened the boot up. This same ass also refused to mount some G3s on the old atomic heli guides... maybe 90 under foot 200cm. I had to get another employee to right up the ticket. His argument was that was way too much ski to try and tele on. Funny shit.

So yeah, half of those guys suck, and the other half are helpful. In the end I stopped buying equipment from them due to the tude....
12-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Danno

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Originally Posted by fez

alright, that's the second time i've seen that in this thread. i have to clear something up.

the customer is usually wrong, you just always make them THINK they are right.

and even that is not always the case! I do believe there are times where you do have to protect/stand up for your employees, and some customers just aren't worth having. But it doesn't seem like the OP falls in this group, nor does it explain the clear pattern of poor service documented here. Hell, I'd just be happy if they actually treated me like a customer!

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