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05-15-2007, 03:50 PM
bdog

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Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

How can a total fucking nutjob like this become and remain a powerful figure in this country for so many years?

Do you really need to ask that question? Look no further than the White House and Crawford Tx. This country is full of fucking nutjobs ...
05-15-2007, 03:55 PM
spook

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

she just hates WASPs. It's different.

i love you. seriously.
05-15-2007, 04:38 PM
mr_gyptian

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Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

HOLY SHIT!

I really did not know this clown was SOOOOOOOO divorced from reality. He makes Al Sharpton look like Kofi Annan.

How can a total fucking nutjob like this become and remain a powerful figure in this country for so many years?

from AKA's link:

Assessing blame after 9/11

After the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack, he (along with fellow televangelist Pat Robertson) made comments blaming various groups for the attack. The two were widely condemned for having made these comments. When asked why God would allow such an event to happen to America, Falwell said:

The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

I'm glad I missed that when he first said it.
What a chump.

Kofi is in a different league than either Sharpton or Falwell. presiding over one of the largest embezzlement schemes in world history and...and a genocide. he might even have his own category.

anywho, Nixon might have to actually campaign for President of Hell in 2007. Since he beat down Idi Amin, it has been a bit of a snooze down there.:FIREdevil
05-15-2007, 04:41 PM
philippeR

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

Kofi is in a different league than either Sharpton or Falwell. presiding over one of the largest embezzlement schemes in world history and...and a genocide. he might even have his own category.

anywho, Nixon might have to actually campaign for President of Hell in 2007. Since he beat down Idi Amin, it has been a bit of a snooze down there.:FIREdevil

:rolleyes: You never disappoint.
05-15-2007, 04:53 PM
mr_gyptian

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Originally Posted by philippeR

:rolleyes: You never disappoint.

I aim to please. I know your economy took a hit when Kofi stepped down. not to worry, the new boss is the same as the old at the UN. You guys will be back in business with the next Arab despot in no time.
05-15-2007, 05:15 PM
Steepdeepnlong

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

Kofi is in a different league than either Sharpton or Falwell. presiding over one of the largest embezzlement schemes in world history and...and a genocide. he might even have his own category.

anywho, Nixon might have to actually campaign for President of Hell in 2007. Since he beat down Idi Amin, it has been a bit of a snooze down there.:FIREdevil

Falwell is shown through the gates of hell and sees a pond of the most vile, disgusting liquid. Some combination of urine, blood, mud and, well, you get the idea. He looks closer and sees Saddam standing chest deep in the stuff, and he does not look happy. Further down he recognizes Idi Amin, in to his shoulders, Stalin to his chin and Hitler fighting to keep his nose above it all. Satan grabs Falwell and tosses him in. He screams at first, but quickly realizes he is only in up to his knees. Looking again at Hitler, he realizes he isn't in such a bad predicament after all. "Hey, Satan" he says. "I guess my faith paid off afterall. I'm only in to my knees."

"Watch your step" comes the reply. "You're standing on Nixon's shoulders."
05-15-2007, 05:15 PM
PNWbrit

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

You guys will be back in business with the next Arab despot in no time.

Insert Bush holding hands with Saudi prince or Rumsfeld & Saddam picture here?
05-15-2007, 05:31 PM
bklyn

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Insert Bush holding hands with Saudi prince or Rumsfeld & Saddam picture here?

http://akuse.com/Blog/blog_pics/politics/bush_saudi.jpg
http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/rumsfeld-saddam.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/77/167367240_1f0fc005e7_o.jpg
Munchkins:

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Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor:

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As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister:

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But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor:

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To see?

Barrister:

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If she

Mayor:

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If she?

Barrister:

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Is morally, ethically

Father No.1:

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Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2:

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Positively, absolutely

Munchkins:

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Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:

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As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor:

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Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants

Barrister:

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If any.

Mayor:

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Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!
05-15-2007, 05:31 PM
valleygirl

Holy shit...

Kudos to you Trayc for one mother of an industrious post... I knew all the words and I still read it to the end!!! What a howl!!!

(btw I sang this when my dad's second wife died... and when he divorced his third wife... :) it gets some use!)

(damn ya snuck one in there in between but you know which one I meant...)
05-15-2007, 05:51 PM
mr_gyptian

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Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Insert Bush holding hands with Saudi prince or Rumsfeld & Saddam picture here?

I'm sorry, I was unaware the Saudi's were under UN Sanction during that picture. additionally, we were supporting Saddam, if you can call it that because he was fighting Iran at the time. To what end, pray tell, was France looking for by selling arms and buying oil from Saddam?
05-15-2007, 05:55 PM
PNWbrit

You mentioned being "in business with Arab despots" and seemed to be arguing that it was somehow a uniquely French custom.
05-15-2007, 06:01 PM
gh444

Interesting that as soon as a movie is made (which is fiction by the way) everyone knows Idi Amin's name.

-aaron
05-15-2007, 06:10 PM
Plakespear

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Originally Posted by gonehuckin

Interesting that as soon as a movie is made (which is fiction by the way) everyone knows Idi Amin's name.

-aaron

I would like to state that for the record I knew about Idi Amin before I saw Last King of Scotland. I learned all about him from old MAD magazine Super Specials.

Anyone know where they're burying Falwell? I'm looking for interesting road trips this summer, and will need to know good places to stop for a piss break.
05-15-2007, 06:15 PM
Bodhi

AMF to king of the Kooks.

At least he got his name on a Supreme Court case (ruling against him thankfully) before he rotted into the earth.

Now if Bush would just follow...
05-15-2007, 06:23 PM
mr_gyptian

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Originally Posted by gonehuckin

Interesting that as soon as a movie is made (which is fiction by the way) everyone knows Idi Amin's name.

-aaron

that's the first I'd heard of him. you mean it's not a true story?

what about the Gods Must be Crazy? Fiction also, I presume. :confused:
05-15-2007, 06:24 PM
Stu Gotz

Condoleeza Rice led Chevron's public policy committee, overseeing "political concerns", and during Rice's tenure, Chevron was paying out kickbacks for the millions profiteered through the Iraq Oil For Food program.

Lotta people have dirty hands on that one.
05-15-2007, 06:27 PM
Crud's Uncle

Funny, Larry Flynt was friends with him, but maggots are not so forgiving.
05-15-2007, 06:41 PM
Cliff Huckable

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Originally Posted by mr_gyptian

I'm sorry, I was unaware the Saudi's were under UN Sanction during that picture. additionally, we were supporting Saddam, if you can call it that because he was fighting Iran at the time. To what end, pray tell, was France looking for by selling arms and buying oil from Saddam?

There are a lot of countries that have the moral currency to criticize France for things like this, but the USA is certainly not one of them.

Don't go for the compare-and-contrast the countries on this, that's a losing game.
05-15-2007, 06:49 PM
sirbumpsalot

What would Larry Flynt say?

"The Reverend Jerry Falwell and I were arch enemies for fifteen years. We became involved in a lawsuit concerning First Amendment rights and Hustler magazine. Without question, this was my most important battle – the l988 Hustler Magazine, Inc., v. Jerry Falwell case, where after millions of dollars and much deliberation, the Supreme Court unanimously ruled in my favor.

My mother always told me that no matter how much you dislike a person, when you meet them face to face you will find characteristics about them that you like. Jerry Falwell was a perfect example of that. I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person, years after the trial, Jerry Falwell and I became good friends. He would visit me in

California and we would debate together on college campuses. I always appreciated his sincerity even though I knew what he was selling and he knew what I was selling.

The most important result of our relationship was the landmark decision from the Supreme Court that made parody protected speech, and the fact that much of what we see on television and hear on the radio today is a direct result of my having won that now famous case which Falwell played such an important role in."

- Larry Flynt:cussing:
05-15-2007, 07:04 PM
tigerstripe40

A friend of mine and I will be having a soak in a hottub and a few lucifers in celebration of Jerry Falwell becoming wormfood.
05-15-2007, 07:48 PM
hutash

I heard a laugh, but I could not figure out were it was coming from, then I heard this news, and realized it was Saint Peter listening to Rev. Jerry Falwell's explanation of his life. Make room in hell, one more coming down.
05-15-2007, 08:23 PM
smitchell333

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Originally Posted by Jerry Falwell

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Jerry,

Please do give us some details on those barbed phallus's of Satan's imps.
05-15-2007, 09:33 PM
pointedem

The world is a better place without him.
05-15-2007, 10:07 PM
Lone Star

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Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

I guess it's true...

God does hate fags.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! best laugh I've had all day!!!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!

but I think God does love you, anyway.
05-15-2007, 10:17 PM
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