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G is that one movie with that one guy living in a big enclosed hemisphere being watched on TV by everyone else. The travel agency quote tipped me off because I've always wanted the poster in the background that has a plane being struck by lightning titled "This could happen to you!"
I need to go to bed
edit - I might be an idiot seeing as none of those quotes really match the Truman show, which is what I was thinking of, but actually match "Waiting for Guffman" or so says google
Correct. Thats good I didn't think anybody would get that so I was going to come back and add another .Quote:
Originally posted by TomK
Fright Night ?
S
Man, I can't wait for you to be dead.
"I'll think about it" means nothing in L.A...
They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets.
What is the point of living in L.A. if you're not in the movie business?
I got an idea for a movie.
Doesn't everybody?
Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation.
T
I never liked a girl well enough to give her 12 sharp knives.
The bitch hit me with a toaster
All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'M ONLY FOUR. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better."
You know I like the rough stuff, don't you Frank?
HEY. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?
Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
I'm sorry Mr. Burton, but I guess we don't know you well enough yet, to call you Dick
U
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Did you understand one word of what he just said?
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
Why the fuck do I want a caravan that's got no fuckin' wheels?
Not many people are named after plane crashes
V
We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn
You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.
I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.
W
Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.
What about the virgins?
Sultan, forget about the virgins! We're out of virgins!
Is there a doctor in the fish?
Have you any famous last words?
Not yet.
"Not yet"? Is that famous?
X
I'm not a crook. I'm ambitious. There's a difference.
You wanna conquer the world, you're going to need lawyers, right?
Rest assured that we will soon come out at a very real outcome.
Why can't we work out our differences? Why can't we work things out? Little people, why can't we all just get along?
Y
Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.
Children: Ohhhhh.
Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments
Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space / 'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth.
Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: R-- rubbing the clitoris, sir?
Humphrey: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Z
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!
Z: American Pie?
S = Get Shorty
T = Scrooged
V = Mystery Men
Y = Meaning of Life
Z = American Pie
U is Snatch
correct, so w and x left , are they too easy?
No one has guessed mine. It's the last post on page 2 (at least with my options). Come on, it's a gimme :)
w hint - several people from Y in it ,director even
X - jack - crazy jack
A
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?
Just because you're familiar with the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.
How many children do you have?
None that I know of. I mean, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy.
You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process.
-Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.
B
This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!
I'm what they call "nouveau riche," but then, it's only the "riche" that counts.
If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.
Chablis, I'm... I'm straight.
The Lady Chablis: So am I. Straight back to my house.
C
I'm putting in a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.
The killer, the girl, and the cop all have split-personalities. They're all the same person. Isn't that fucked up?
You and I share the same DNA. Is there anything more lonely than that?
I got shot. Isn't that fucked up?
D
I really enjoy forgetting. When I first come to a place, I notice all the little details. I notice the way the sky looks. The color of white paper. The way people walk. Doorknobs. Everything. Then I get used to the place and I don't notice those things anymore. So only by forgetting can I see the place again as it really is
I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I've forgotten what it is. I have it written down at home though
What time is it? No time to look back.
(weird movie somewhat musical)
I believe C is Adaptation.
Sick and ashamed and happy (and this leads me to believe that Being John Malkovich is somewhere in the other lines...),
d.
A Kingpin
B Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
yes and no not yetQuote:
Originally posted by gincognito
I believe C is Adaptation.
Sick and ashamed and happy (and this leads me to believe that Being John Malkovich is somewhere in the other lines...),
d.
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Originally posted by DougW
w hint - several people from Y in it ,director even
X - jack - crazy jack
D
I really enjoy forgetting. When I first come to a place, I notice all the little details. I notice the way the sky looks. The color of white paper. The way people walk. Doorknobs. Everything. Then I get used to the place and I don't notice those things anymore. So only by forgetting can I see the place again as it really is
I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I've forgotten what it is. I have it written down at home though
What time is it? No time to look back.
People like us, always answer the telephone.. (signing)
It's a completely cool, multi-purpose movie."
One of first movie with John Goodman in it
faux-documentary style
Talking .....
(weird movie somewhat musical)
W - The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen.
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I heart Terry Gilliam.
rightQuote:
Originally posted by Tippster
W - The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen.
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I heart Terry Gilliam.
Gilliam only directed the opening short that later invades the main film in "Life"Quote:
Originally posted by DougW
w hint - several people from Y in it ,director even
oh i mean director of W was in Y as actorQuote:
Originally posted by Plakespear
Gilliam only directed the opening short that later invades the main film in "Life"
I've seen D, but I can't think of the name. It has the singer from Talking Heads in it.
Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
Everyone: The hell he was.
Miller: He was too you boys. I installed two way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. And he'd come to the door in a dress.
Plettschner: Ah, you're fucking nuts.
Oly: That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. Lotta straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do.
Mrs. Maddox: Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more.
Otto : Couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. Mm, mm, mmm.
Kevin: There's fuckin' room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes. Duke: Yeah! Let's go get sushi and not pay.
Archie: Awww! Dukie Wookie hurt his widdle hand!
Duke: Fuck you, Archie! Just for that you're not in the gang anymore!
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Miller: Find one in every car, you'll see.
True StoriesQuote:
Originally posted by bagtagley
I've seen D, but I can't think of the name. It has the singer from Talking Heads in it.