Most ripping non spancered skier

Oldtimer, I don't care if you are spancered or not. I don't care if you are underrated or just too lazy to whore yourself out for more free shit than you will ever need. When I watch you ski in Huckasoreass's films, I feel just like I did watching Phoebe Cates toss her wet hair for the first time. I have been so inspred by you, that I have modeled my style after your opening scene in "1999".

I know its all genetic. I mean how could anyone think you would turn out any other way after watching your mom ski? Genetic or not I just appreciate your understated grace on the mountain. And I find it mind boggling that a full time medical student could possibly find the time to ski as much and as well as you do. In fact, the more I think about it, the less I ever want to need your professional services. But how many people asked Bobby Jones to defend them in a criminal trial? It's really all about the skiing, isn't it?

Do you think that if I were gay, and you were gay, and you wore a hairpiece...

I think I'm going to go watch "Immersion" now.... Really.

KIR Robb

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Originally Posted by WhiteHunter

Do you think that if I were gay, and you were gay, and you wore a hairpiece...

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your very question is faulty!

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Originally Posted by YetiMan

your very question is faulty!

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Damn! That explains everything. Hey, just saw "Beaches" is on TMC. Gotta go!

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Originally Posted by Huckwheat

Colorado: Goldenboy (except I think he gets some clothes now...so might be disqualified). When I met GB in Boulder in 96, I had never seen skiing at his level before........taught me alot. 10 years later he still pulls top ten at the CB extremes every year, and does it all for the love of the sport.

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I am humbled by your opinion of me, kind sir. (You, too, Zappa) I'll have to re-read this if I ever need a quick ego boost. But I think I'm hooked up enough to disqualify myself, so here's some suggestions

1)Willy Mushen. He won the CB comp because he skis like he's made out of butter, skiing on top of olive oil. That's SMOOTH! And he never got so much as a t-shirt after kicking ass, because he just doesn't care. These days, he spends most of the year surfing Indo.

2)Mickey. No last name for this guy given his current situation. In a state of drunkenness, he started bragging to me once that he showed Seth Morrison everything Seth knows when they were both freshmen at WSC. Anybody else, and I would have called massive BS. But the few times I ever saw Mickey ski when he wasn't hurt or drunk, he was a sight to see. Sadly, he was always hurt or drunk. And the drink eventually got him, and he won't be skiing at all, until he gets "out" in a few years.

Commander Baker- Does DC have a name other than DC? Just curious.

There are good reasons why a certain quiet, unassuming, unsponsored skier on this forum is called DTM.

second for willy mushen... haven't seen him in a while but he's a Santa Fe legend who really doesn't give a fuck.

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Originally Posted by skieurmalade

second for willy mushen... haven't seen him in a while but he's a Santa Fe legend who really doesn't give a fuck.

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and he's got one smokin' hot sister.

to tell you the truth, I've been waiting to flip open the pages of a skiing publication and see pictures of squirrel_99. I have no idea why he doesn't have some sort of a sponsorship.