i don't even think i need to dress up. sounds like all i gotta do is let them piss on me or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
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i don't even think i need to dress up. sounds like all i gotta do is let them piss on me or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
Funny this showed up in my FB feed this morning:
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Originally Posted by stealurface831
How much flacca would you need to be up for something like that?
one, maybe two flaccas? not sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
We can just ask the chimp.
Just don't buy a cheap Chinese costume from Amazon that makes you look more like a female coyote. You could end up the unwilling participant in a coyote gang bang.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
sounds like some experience talkin' right there...
fact.
I learned a good lesson about making crazy drunken bar bets.
And then there was this one time we were at this dive bar Upstate...
Maybe I’m not following the proper threads and this has been covered elsewhere but I think I need a stealsurface update. What are you up to now? How did you end up living in the woods with 3 dogs? No more college?
Just like his avatar… OOOOKAAAAAYYYYEEEEE!
man i been out of school two years now. graduated top of my class and did it in a semester and a half!Quote:
Originally Posted by Brownski
And now he's rolling with the hydraulic turtles.
Some might call him a doctor then?
Huh, time flies I guess… they grow up so fast
Fuck you guys are funny sometimes
Like this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Edit: Had to delete sexy coyote photo out of respect for everyone here, it was horrible.
Looking for a photo like that probably makes google thinks I have a furry fetish, goddamnit. The ads now following me will be unexplainable to anyone who looks over my shoulder.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Please don’t shoot coyotes. Buy bear bangers if necessary. They’ll stay away. But really, dogs in coyote country need a fence.
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Trying to stop coyotes from coming into an unfenced rural yard at night is like trying to stop the waves from wrecking your sand castle at high tide
look fellas, i appreciate ya'll chiming in and all but if i wanted to get sensible advice on the subject matter, i sure as hell wouldn't have started a thread here. the easiest and probably most effective tactics i could employ here don't involve staring off into the woods, dogs by my side, shotgun in hand, really feeling like a badass. and fencing in this place? what am i, the fkn king of england?
also i picked up some slugs to serve as bear bangers because i thought they would be louder than shells but they arent nearly as loud as i thought they would be.
and goddamnit muted, all you had to do was not post furry porn. though i do salute whatever sacrifice you made to your web cookies or however that shit works.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
That's when you acknowledge their presence and show them more closely saying "dude check this shit out" then turn and walk away.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
So you have something more than a pellet gun?