How Did You Prove Your Womanliness Today?

I don’t buy it. I didn’t birth anyone or breast feed them. I just changed and washed the diapers. Now I’m baking bread.

I am woman, hear me roar.

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I complained about the wrinkles under my eyes then cried when my wife called me fat

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Originally Posted by homemadesalsa

Stupid boys. I hammered out 17 miles of sweet singletrack.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b256e30e3c.jpg

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Yes!

Despite the pervy overtones, this is what I actually meant.

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Originally Posted by KQ

I reject gender roles and I think I may have caught ear mites from my kitten.

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What is a gender role?

And

Have a mama cat clean out your ear.

Do these fat skis make my butt look fat?

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Last night...I faked it.

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Still laughing. WINNER!!!

a satisfied woman never fakes it...

The low last night was in the mid fifties, so I turned up the heater to 85 and slept under two down comforters. Tonight, the low will be close to 50, so heater will go to 90 and I'll break out the electric blanky, too.

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I changed poopy diaper this morning, and I'll be bringing the offspring to his one year check up with the doctor in a few minutes.

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Originally Posted by The SnowShow

Drinking wine and bitching.

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Pinot Grigio?

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

I peed sitting down.

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I do that at night when I don't want to turn on the light.

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Originally Posted by AaronWright

I do that at night when I don't want to turn on the light.

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I do that on a regular basis in one of my bathrooms because that toilet splatters really bad. And I have to clean it

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Originally Posted by ~mikey b

What is a gender role?

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Have a mama cat clean out your ear.

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Thanks for the advice but the ear thing turned out to just be congestion.

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Originally Posted by NW_SKIER

I do that on a regular basis in one of my bathrooms because that toilet splatters really bad. And I have to clean it

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Just use the bathtub.

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Originally Posted by alias_rice

Just use the bathtub.

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I vajazzled ... to feel sexier

pics oar it dint happy

I booked mani and pedi.
May get pink nail polish.
That’s pretty girlie.

I took a monster shit and pretended like it never happened.

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Originally Posted by nutmegchoi

I booked mani and pedi.
May get pink nail polish.
That’s pretty girlie.

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If they have OPI elephantastic pink go for it - great color.

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BTW - the other night I started calling my kitten Meghan, "nutmegchoi". LOL! It just kinda happened..........

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Originally Posted by KQ

If they have OPI elephantastic pink go for it - great color.

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BTW - the other night I started calling my kitten Meghan, "nutmegchoi". LOL! It just kinda happened..........

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That is... SUPER GIRLIE!!!
LOVE THEM!!

I am honored!!
From now on, Meghan is my mini-me!

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Originally Posted by nutmegchoi

That is... SUPER GIRLIE!!!
LOVE THEM!!

I am honored!!
From now on, Meghan is my mini-me!

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oh! Pretty! I like that color. I really need to go get a mani and pedi...

so can nutmegchoi at least be meghan's unofficial nickname? :)

Naming a cat and then changing the name on the regular is very womanly. Cats don't care. To me they are all kitty cat. I really have to dig deep to call a cat by its proper name.

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