drug screen and creatine

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Originally Posted by rokjoxx

For God's sake, do NOT DRINK BLEACH. Clorine is one of the most powerful poisons around, I can't believe they (anyone) could even do this. The bleach BURNS. Choke, gasp, and maybe DIE. A MISERABLE painful, bloody vomiting death. And I doubt it will actually queer the test at levels you aren't killed by. Chemistry, you see...

FAR better to just HTFU and spend a couple weeks jonesin. This madness over weed is almost over. Funny how all the other drugs clear out in about 2-3 days. Weed is the only one that is almost ever caught. Heroin clears out faster than a friggin joint.

Fuck the Weed:

Drinking Clorox PROVES you are a drug deranged Moron.

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It's actually not that bad if you mix it with some powdered Gatorade, fruit punch flavor seems to work best.

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Originally Posted by AK47bp

It's actually not that bad if you mix it with some powdered Gatorade, fruit punch flavor seems to work best.

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Paging Jim Jones

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Originally Posted by rokjoxx

For God's sake, do NOT DRINK BLEACH. Clorine is one of the most powerful poisons around, I can't believe they (anyone) could even do this. The bleach BURNS. Choke, gasp, and maybe DIE. A MISERABLE painful, bloody vomiting death. And I doubt it will actually queer the test at levels you aren't killed by. Chemistry, you see...

FAR better to just HTFU and spend a couple weeks jonesin. This madness over weed is almost over. Funny how all the other drugs clear out in about 2-3 days. Weed is the only one that is almost ever caught. Heroin clears out faster than a friggin joint.

Fuck the Weed:

Drinking Clorox PROVES you are a drug deranged Moron.

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For the record I DID NOT drink bleach. Though they do use chlorine to treat muni systems in some places so...I just poured it in the sample which is what i was told to do...wasnt even considered a "bad test", just plain didnt mask anything...i failed and due to a VERY cool HR person still got to keep the job. Guess that was one of my karma paybacks now that I think about it.

I've probably passed 20 or so drug tests in my tenure of jobs with Porsche, all done with unrinetheclear.com.

Another test was state administered after court, with 11 months and 29 days of my freedom on the line. Willing to bet I have more tests under my belt than anyone here... (fuckyeah)

But yeah... Creatine sounds like a winner.

So did OP pass or not?

This thread is a fucking embarrassment.

Delete it

OP is tellin "deez nuts" jokes through the toilet right now.

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Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

I've probably passed 20 or so drug tests in my tenure of jobs with Porsche, all done with unrinetheclear.com.

Another test was state administered after court, with 11 months and 29 days of my freedom on the line. Willing to bet I have more tests under my belt than anyone here... (fuckyeah)

But yeah... Creatine sounds like a winner.

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I used "quick fix" as mentioned earlier but yeah synthetic pee for the win. Passed at least 10 this way never fail

passed

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Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

I've probably passed 20 or so drug tests in my tenure of jobs with Porsche, all done with unrinetheclear.com.

Another test was state administered after court, with 11 months and 29 days of my freedom on the line. Willing to bet I have more tests under my belt than anyone here... (fuckyeah)

But yeah... Creatine sounds like a winner.

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you have quite a talent for coming across as a sanctimonious prick. congrats. I am sure it has served you well.

so is there a market for clean piss? as a non-drinker, non-smoker I'd happily sell my waste by products to these poor schmucks that can't put the bong down
in the interest of science of course

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Originally Posted by waxman

so is there a market for clean piss? as a non-drinker, non-smoker I'd happily sell my waste by products to these poor schmucks that can't put the bong down
in the interest of science of course

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imagining a possible work day scenario at the piss jug company

piss jug guy: "shit, I have a lot of orders to fill today"

*15 minutes filling piss jugs*

piss jug guy: "not enough piss, better call for help"

piss jug guy: "jerry, can you come down here and piss in some old milk jugs"

jerry: "sure, but I've been on a bit a a bender"

piss jug guy: "whatever, I have cash, start chugging water"

*fucking jerry shows up 2 hours later*

piss jug guy: "jerry, are you fuckin drunk?! half the piss is on the floor"

*jerry and his thousand yard stare*

*time passes, angry call from customer, didn't get job, bad things happen*

*customer tests positive for crack, meth, weed, alcohol, opiates, aids, turtle sperm, hepatitis and spoiled milk*

fuckin jerry

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Originally Posted by DBdude

you have quite a talent for coming across as a sanctimonious prick. congrats. I am sure it has served you well.

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youre the fool using creatine to pass dope test

sounds like a winning formula

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Originally Posted by waxman

so is there a market for clean piss? as a non-drinker, non-smoker I'd happily sell my waste by products to these poor schmucks that can't put the bong down
in the interest of science of course

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There will be a market as long as Cannabis users are considered criminals. People who partake only once or twice a month will typically fail a test, as THC is fat soluble staying in the system for 30 days. Far from a "poor schmuck who can't put the bong down"...

Fortunately, people are becoming more educated, and Cannabis legalization is one of the most agreed upon issues in the US. http://www.gallup.com/poll/186260/back-legal-marijuana.aspx

Good thing employers don't test for, or prohibit alcohol consumption.

Not to mention the myriad of pills the majority of Americans choke down every morning, before hitting the freeway.

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Originally Posted by DBdude

you have quite a talent for coming across as a sanctimonious prick. congrats. I am sure it has served you well.

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I know more about this subject and have more experience with it than you do. I could give a shit, if you like me or not.

If you think it wise to not spend 50-100 bucks to make sure your paycheck keeps coming, then that is a fiscal decision you will have to make.

I looked at that site and it looks pretty good they answered all my qurestions

I don't need it but 60-100$ to pass a test looks like a good investment in job protection!

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Originally Posted by papapoopski

imagining a possible work day scenario at the piss jug company

piss jug guy: "shit, I have a lot of orders to fill today"

*15 minutes filling piss jugs*

piss jug guy: "not enough piss, better call for help"

piss jug guy: "jerry, can you come down here and piss in some old milk jugs"

jerry: "sure, but I've been on a bit a a bender"

piss jug guy: "whatever, I have cash, start chugging water"

*fucking jerry shows up 2 hours later*

piss jug guy: "jerry, are you fuckin drunk?! half the piss is on the floor"

*jerry and his thousand yard stare*

*time passes, angry call from customer, didn't get job, bad things happen*

*customer tests positive for crack, meth, weed, alcohol, opiates, aids, turtle sperm, hepatitis and spoiled milk*

fuckin jerry

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This made me laugh.

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Originally Posted by papapoopski

imagining a possible work day scenario at the piss jug company

piss jug guy: "shit, I have a lot of orders to fill today"

*15 minutes filling piss jugs*

piss jug guy: "not enough piss, better call for help"

piss jug guy: "jerry, can you come down here and piss in some old milk jugs"

jerry: "sure, but I've been on a bit a a bender"

piss jug guy: "whatever, I have cash, start chugging water"

*fucking jerry shows up 2 hours later*

piss jug guy: "jerry, are you fuckin drunk?! half the piss is on the floor"

*jerry and his thousand yard stare*

*time passes, angry call from customer, didn't get job, bad things happen*

*customer tests positive for crack, meth, weed, alcohol, opiates, aids, turtle sperm, hepatitis and spoiled milk*

fuckin jerry

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Just can't get good help anymore when trying to beat the system....

Eating low calorie and exercising up to 36 hours out then eating a shit ton and not doing any activity will significantly reduce the amount of THC biproduct in your urine. Test sensitivity is a big factor. The tests the NFL administer will supposedly pick up second hand smoke.

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Originally Posted by neufox47

Eating low calorie and exercising up to 36 hours out then eating a shit ton and not doing any activity will significantly reduce the amount of THC biproduct in your urine. Test sensitivity is a big factor. The tests the NFL administer will supposedly pick up second hand smoke.

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I'll be damned if I'm getting fired because some other asshole is burning one during a drug screening.

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Originally Posted by bagtagley

I'll be damned if I'm getting fired because some other asshole is burning one during a drug screening.

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"See, I was at this party at fuckin' Jerry's house and..."

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Originally Posted by papapoopski

imagining a possible work day scenario at the piss jug company

piss jug guy: "shit, I have a lot of orders to fill today"

*15 minutes filling piss jugs*

piss jug guy: "not enough piss, better call for help"

piss jug guy: "jerry, can you come down here and piss in some old milk jugs"

jerry: "sure, but I've been on a bit a a bender"

piss jug guy: "whatever, I have cash, start chugging water"

*fucking jerry shows up 2 hours later*

piss jug guy: "jerry, are you fuckin drunk?! half the piss is on the floor"

*jerry and his thousand yard stare*

*time passes, angry call from customer, didn't get job, bad things happen*

*customer tests positive for crack, meth, weed, alcohol, opiates, aids, turtle sperm, hepatitis and spoiled milk*

fuckin jerry

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ok, that's funny but i wasn't thinking factory work, just mailing a bottle of piss somewhere to help a guy out (for money, the bottle is worth money after all)
time to use the internet for something other than TGR I guess

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Originally Posted by DBdude

you have quite a talent for coming across as a sanctimonious prick. congrats. I am sure it has served you well.

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DBdude can menstruate?