Bush Calls N. Korea Nuke Revelation 'Time Saver'
Bush Calls N. Korea Nuke Revelation 'Time Saver'
(2003-04-25) -- U.S. President George Bush said North Korea's announcement that it had nuclear weapons and might test them was "a real time saver."
"I want to thank Kim Jong Il," said Mr. Bush. "We could have spent months, even years, going through the U.N. Security Council just trying to find out if they had nuculer weapons. Now, we can move directly to step two, which is 'Drop your weapons and come out with your hands up.'"
The President said the Pentagon has already assembled a location list of giant statues of Mr. Kim and he's willing to invest up to $100 billion to knock them down.
Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-MO, and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, said they'll introduce legislation to topple the statues for half of that sum, and use the savings to create a government run universal health care system.
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