Kirkweed Roll call 1/15-1/17

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Originally Posted by shirk

I have developed an addiction to the Cohee report. Every morning since I got back on Jan 2nd I have checked the stooopid Kookwood report. Must get out from behind this crappy desk and into some mountains.

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You hav to be the only human who actually enjoys that. I only listen too it out of necessity and even then I ometimes wish I was deaf.

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Originally Posted by hardrider

You hav to be the only human who actually enjoys that. I only listen too it out of necessity and even then I ometimes wish I was deaf.

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I know. The last couple of times I called I got a splitting headache. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Then there was the day the girl came on instead. At first I was like, "Oh cool. I don't have to listen to his annoying voice." But when I caught her "Heeeellllllooooooooooo" the second time around I wanted to go on a killing spree.

Why can't everyone have a snow report like Heavenly. It's complete bullshit like every other snow report, but it just has this soothing "we are a family resort, please come and enjoy our wonderful snow" vibe. To make a comparison: the Heavenly snow report is like sucking exhaust fumes while listening to "It's a Small World" until you slowly drift away; while the Kirkwood report is like putting a sawed off 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

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Originally Posted by Arty50

I know. The last couple of times I called I got a splitting headache. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Then there was the day the girl came on instead. At first I was like, "Oh cool. I don't have to listen to his annoying voice." But when I caught her "Heeeellllllooooooooooo" the second time around I wanted to go on a killing spree.

Why can't everyone have a snow report like Heavenly. It's complete bullshit like every other snow report, but it just has this soothing "we are a family resort, please come and enjoy our wonderful snow" vibe. To make a comparison: the Heavenly snow report is like sucking exhaust fumes while listening to "It's a Small World" until you slowly drift away; while the Kirkwood report is like putting a sawed off 12 gauge in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

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Arty,

ROTFLMFAO! I try to get their snow reports online so that I don't have to listen to them on the phone. However, too often the online reports are either missing/late or incomplete.

P.S. I'll be at Kirkwood tomorrow, Sunday, and I'll have the stiff and soft brototypes with me if anyone wants to try them.

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Originally Posted by Vets

Arty,

ROTFLMFAO! I try to get their snow reports online so that I don't have to listen to them on the phone. However, too often the online reports are either missing/late or incomplete.

P.S. I'll be at Kirkwood tomorrow, Sunday, and I'll have the stiff and soft brototypes with me if anyone wants to try them.

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Well, I'm out of action today. I'm going to give Greydon's cousin a ride over there and hit up Beacon Basin though. I need to practice badly. Plus maybe I convince him to drive home so I can sit at Bub's and get drunk watching football. :D