Wife: My OCD husband says we'll be there at 7:13
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Wife: My OCD husband says we'll be there at 7:13
Ha....yesQuote:
Originally Posted by old goat
So, what's the problem with that? My non-OCD wife wants to show up for a 7 PM party at 4:30 PM just to help "get things started".Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Why do you use so much curry?? Also, capers are gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
Curry paste IME is for Thai. Curry powder IME is not for anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
Capers are for veal or chicken piccata, stop eating them like nuts.
Somebody texted my wife a picture of the Olympics boxing finals with somebody knocked out from an Onion type website.
It said something along the lines of "USA wins bronze in domestic violence." My wife said is that really an event?
This was at a party loud enough for at least 5 people to hear.
Gross? How can you not love lox, bagels, capers and onions? Just think of them as weird little olivesQuote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
No - capers are tasty. *Olives* are gross. Fucking nasty-ass olives. :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
You see? That shit right there is HILARIOUS. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by exsparky
Hilarious? More like infuriating to suggest we wouldn't take home gold in that event.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
I would make a joke about finding a spouse with the durability to make it all the way to the finals or the skill of the Tennessee team but I was stunned she was totally serious and would do that in front of people loudly.
Who won the gold?Quote:
Originally Posted by exsparky
Kiribati representingQuote:
Originally Posted by old goat
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8885817/
My wife would show up at 9pmQuote:
Originally Posted by halliday
FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by dan_pdx
I honestly cannot think of a more disgusting combination than onions, lox and capers.Quote:
Originally Posted by dan_pdx
Twinkies and hot sauce?
Heh, we had to make a list of “do not buy any more of these items until you use up the triplicates already in the overflow pantry” (yes we have an overflow pantry).Quote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
We currently have a lifetime supply of the items in bold on your list. We also have a lifetime supply of sweet chile sauce, chile garlic sauce, and black bean garlic sauce. Overall, our list of surplus items are about triple what’s on your list, but it took several trips to the store to achieve our level of inventory.
And I learned today we have three jars of veganaise in the refrigerator. In three different locations. I found one of them, and now there are two open jars. But they are all now in one spot.
Judges have ruled you are incorrectQuote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
Bananas and mayonnaise?Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
And I've gotten pretty negative reactions to my tuna/cheddar/jarred spaghetti sauce sandwiches before
Enlightenment is achieved during the spin cycle.
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Ms TBS & my 5yo granddaughter loves this combo (with a schmear of cream cheese). It’s known as “Mermaid Toast” around here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamond Joe
Heh, I'm the one who's been accused of keeping too many Grey Poupons in the pantry. I mean, come on, I go to Costco and see two large jars at a reasonable price, and I think, not sure how many we have but I don't ever want to run out of Grey Poupon. That, and she's admonished me to not ever buy more dental floss until the admittedly large supply under the bathroom sink runs out.Quote:
Originally Posted by nickwm21
WTF is Veganaise?