Has no kids but still DVRs Teletubbies.Quote:
Originally Posted by mbillie1
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Has no kids but still DVRs Teletubbies.Quote:
Originally Posted by mbillie1
^^^^from Jersey^^^^
^^^still eats LIFE cereal
^^^still A member of alt.rec.telemark...
^^^Cannot actually fly, his avatar is shopped
haha, I quit telemarking when my G3 targas broke!
^^^ moderater at EpicSki
^^^tool using monkey....
^^^ red-bull flavored bacon
bacon flavored red bull
Old guy mutual admiration society.
^^^ need a room!
needs a fucking clue
is hitting on me again
that's not a hidden secret
don't make me get another restraining order
You can't rape the willing
Mikey secretly thinks they say yes...when they are saying no.
ugh. not where i wanted to go.
^^^soesn't day do to nrugs
I laughed!Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
Has never been on a pair of Praxis RX. Doesn't really know what they are.
^^^ Wants to know if those are water skis
Thinks Praxis RX is something you buy at CVS
^^^ knows the answer to " who's your daddy?"
Doesn't know shit about building code. Just recites stuff he read on Wikipedia.
Once went to a Mary Kay Cosmetics Clinic and spent $500
^^^ posted a nip pic selfie when requested by mags
Doesn't even know wtf Viagra is?!
Uses Viagra because his dick doesn't work without it.
^^^ bought skis because someone said they were cool
Can actually recite offhand five buildings by Le Corbusier.
^^^ once tried to divide by zero and had to be rebooted
Thinks Palladian windows are cool... outside of Italy.
^^^ thinks cinco de mayo is an important Mexican holiday
Once actually ate the worm only to have younger brother ask for it back.
Can't live within 2000 feet of a school.
Already in jail for living within 2000 feet of a school
^^^ caught with his dick in a box
It was a juicy box
^^^^ has hair on his palms
^^has been checking my palms in my sleep
^^^ fantasizes about people on the internet