I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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Originally Posted by paulster2626

What do you do with them after? Is there a special garbage bin you use for these? These things are made from plastic and aren't flushable, but I've always wanted to hop on the wet wipe train. Just couldn't wrap my head around the disposal conundrum.

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Yup. A lined trash can with a lid is the answer. If you're not a total slob and take out your bathroom trash regularly, it's really not a big deal. However, we've graduated from the disposable wet wipes years ago and now use reusable cloth wipes. Sounds crazy, I know, but there's a method to the madness. We cloth diapered both of our children (ended up really liking doing that) and also used the cloth wipes which were actually SO much more effective and softer than the typical baby wipes. Tried it out for myself one day and was like "Hey! These are actually pretty great!" and became a convert. 2nd best thing to a proper bidet or Japanese robotoilet/washlet and also saved our butts (literally) in the Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020. We LAUGHED as the world freaked out bare TP shelves, stockpiling and panic buying.
FWIW, these are great: https://www.grovia.com/collections/e...ts/cloth-wipes Bozeman company too!!!

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Originally Posted by Beaver

I'm pretty partial to the soft fish tacos.

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User name checks out.

A nice way to make tacos--brush both sides of corn tortilla with oil, lay on baking sheet unfolded. Add meat and cheese, bake 450 until edges of tortillas start to brown, remove from oven, add the rest of ingredients and fold.

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Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

Yup. A lined trash can with a lid is the answer. If you're not a total slob and take out your bathroom trash regularly, it's really not a big deal. However, we've graduated from the disposable wet wipes years ago and now use reusable cloth wipes. Sounds crazy, I know, but there's a method to the madness. We cloth diapered both of our children (ended up really liking doing that) and also used the cloth wipes which were actually SO much more effective and softer than the typical baby wipes. Tried it out for myself one day and was like "Hey! These are actually pretty great!" and became a convert. 2nd best thing to a proper bidet or Japanese robotoilet/washlet and also saved our butts (literally) in the Great Toilet Paper Famine of 2020. We LAUGHED as the world freaked out bare TP shelves, stockpiling and panic buying.
FWIW, these are great: https://www.grovia.com/collections/e...ts/cloth-wipes Bozeman company too!!!

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What the fuck is wrong with you


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Originally Posted by nickwm21

What the fuck is wrong with you

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how much time do you have?

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Originally Posted by paulster2626

What do you do with them after? Is there a special garbage bin you use for these? These things are made from plastic and aren't flushable, but I've always wanted to hop on the wet wipe train. Just couldn't wrap my head around the disposal conundrum.

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He Probably flushes them.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...gging-fatbergs

Even flushable wipes really aren’t flushable.


Creating shitbergs in the sewers


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Coworker’s wife worked at the local sewage treatment plant and they hate “flushable” wipes. They clog up the various stages of filtration in the plant.


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I can always tell if someone really knows what they’re doing with tacos based on whether or not they own a comal.

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

I can always tell if someone really knows what they’re doing with tacos based on whether or not they own a comal.

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Or if they use a butfer.


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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

You’ve never heard this discussion before? It’s almost cliche at this point it’s so commonly discussed.

Team TP over the top without a doubt, but I’ve never heard the cat excuse before and that’s 100% legit.

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My cat doesn't give a fuck.
I'm an over-the-top and have figured out that changing the roll when ~5% remaining is the winning strategy.

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Originally Posted by AK47bp

Or if they use a butfer.


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Or if their turds clogged the sewers.

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

I can always tell if someone really knows what they’re doing with tacos based on whether or not they own a comal.

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I had to look up what that was. We have two of them that my wife uses all the time, but I never knew the name.

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Originally Posted by paulster2626

What do you do with them after? Is there a special garbage bin you use for these? These things are made from plastic and aren't flushable, but I've always wanted to hop on the wet wipe train. Just couldn't wrap my head around the disposal conundrum.

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What Montucky said. Lined trash can with a lid. 0 issues

Used to grab a couple squares of TP and wrap the wet wipe in the TP before disposing, but I think thats unnecessary. Might help overcome the aversion to throwing away ass wipes at first though.

Have to warn you though, once you go wet wipes, you can never go back to dry TP

The bidet is superior to all. Cheap (for a basic Tushy), good for the sewers, cleaner than anything else, cold water on your butthole is better than coffee to wake you up in the morning.

There’s an awesome Venn diagram involving tacos and butt wiping.

PS. Coffee. Shit. Shower. Shave

Hate public shitters. Or an unclean bunghole.

Are you threatening me?
https://youtu.be/BUrcotDH8R0

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Originally Posted by Supermoon

The bidet is superior to all. Cheap (for a basic Tushy), good for the sewers, cleaner than anything else, cold water on your butthole is better than coffee to wake you up in the morning.

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Having never used a bidet, the question that comes to mind for me is, how do you then DRY said butthole after the event? Air dry? TP?

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Originally Posted by Supermoon

The bidet is superior to all. Cheap (for a basic Tushy), good for the sewers, cleaner than anything else, cold water on your butthole is better than coffee to wake you up in the morning.

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yeah you don't need to spend 900 $ , I bought the 67 $ bidet attachment from amazon just pre-covid also a big pack of TP and I'm still only 1/2 way thru the pack so I'm pretty sure i saved > 67 $ on TP

lota people don't like the cold water but I find it refreshing

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Originally Posted by nickwm21

What the fuck is wrong with you

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Loads of stuff, but what part of my post do you take the most issue with?

I mean... reusable cloth wipes - FOR ADULTS - is kind of weird man

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

Having never used a bidet, the question that comes to mind for me is, how do you then DRY said butthole after the event? Air dry? TP?

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Little basket of clean, small towels. Another basket (with a lid) for the used ones. Have this setup in both bathrooms. I have a custom cycle on my washing machine for when it's time to launder everything. Come on, guys. This ain't rocket surgery!

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

Having never used a bidet, the question that comes to mind for me is, how do you then DRY said butthole after the event? Air dry? TP?

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I use TP. But rather than "wiping" you are "blotting".

But high end bidets will blow warm air on your butthole.

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

I mean... reusable cloth wipes - FOR ADULTS - is kind of weird man

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Not at all. Much more eco-friendly option than TP/"disposable" wipes too! That said, I also rock the cheap sprayer attachment XXX-er mentioned above. There's really nothing left once you do that, so my reusable cloth butt wipe setup's probably WAY cleaner than whatever you're doing. No wonder Europeans and Asians think Americans are so gross when it comes to this stuff. Haha. I really do want to upgrade to the fancy Toto washlet tho. Warm water + heated seat FTW!!!

Cue this South Park Randy classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRL4l2GOqXk

Big Toilet Paper's behind it all!!!

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Originally Posted by Diamond Joe

Having never used a bidet, the question that comes to mind for me is, how do you then DRY said butthole after the event? Air dry? TP?

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Just a square or two to dry off is all it takes usually

Home Depot has a budget friendly bidet seat with heated seat, water, and dryer. It's an HD exclusive superficially identical to a Brondell that's about 80 bucks more. Which means the innards might be cheaper. We have one of each and are happy with both although we've only had the HD model a few weeks.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/BIO-BIDE...7000/309404961

One thing we noticed--the Brondell tripped a 15 amp breaker, the HD didn't, so maybe the Brondell has a bigger heater.

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Originally Posted by Danno

But high end bidets will blow warm air on your butthole.

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My “high end” Bidet seat with heated water, heated seat, adjustable pressure, heated blow dry was $350. People in this thread spend 20x that on bikes that get less seat time….


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