While outwardly loving the notion that America may be on the verge of failure (schadenfreud 101) secretly prays it does not so that American economic refugees don't start immigrating to his beloved utopian society Kanuckistan
That or he hopes nobody stumbles onto his secret stash of ladies lingerie (In that secret place in the closet) he parades around in while watching footage of Royal Mounty boxing day parades from the last 50 years. Those guys are soooooo butch.