These days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick
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These days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick
Canuks keeping up with the times. Ich bin ein Berliner. Bitte, night schiessen! Wo kann ich Kaiserschmarrn essen?
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How does a snowboarder introduce themselves?
"Look out, dude!"
I though it was “sorry Bro”
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How does an Alta skier introduce themselves?
"Guten tag."
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Whats a snowboarder use for birth control?
Their personality....
What do Alta skiers use for birth control?
Rassenhygiene.
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Don’t forget poor personal hygieneQuote:
Originally Posted by Bunion 2020
Trick question….skiers get laid all the time. Independent leg action!Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
What do you call an adult male snowboarder w/o a wife or GF?
Homeless
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six.
One to do it and the other five to sit in the fall-line and say, "I could do that."
I thought it was just one
The boarder holds up the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him...
But I like yours too...
Pretty sure that’s how ski patrollers do itQuote:
Originally Posted by TBS
This fella was hanging with St. Peter at the pearly gates, hoping to get into heaven.
Long line; quite a wait.
Old man wearing a ski patrol coat cuts the line.
Fella says to St. Peter "ski patrol act like they're god or something".
St. Peter: "that's god, he just thinks he's a ski patrolman".
Fella obviously didn’t pay for Fast Tracks pass
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