snowvixen watches from the closet and masturbates
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snowvixen watches from the closet and masturbates
sure do ;) and crock pays me good money that keeps me skiing the pow all winter
i'm in line!
:tdo13:...SLaagMaster would rather be in a line, than doing a line?...:nonono2::nonono2:
Or skiing a line... particularly with wildskizer who has been known cross the line on occasion. Like this one time...
the duke keeps jumping in line ahead of slaag
Slaag's line gets just a little more crooked every day.
The Duke snuck onto the back of the bus
schemeboat is the captain of das boot
Slaag Master has a really neat apartment and has posted pics of his mom's place on TGR.
The Duke tries to hid his jealousy of Slaag's photo album...
wildskizer is having sex with a monkey in his avatar. He's just cropped out.
Dhelihiker refuses to acknowledge that what the bears do in the woods is eaten by the rainbows he consumes for his power...
Wildskizer did quite a bit of hallucinogenic substances, you know, back in the hippy days.
Bears, rainbows, eating, whaaa...
The Duke of Hurl talking to himself : "Raaaaaalf...aaah the porcelain is cool against my cheek. Get your shit together man. Think of those snowy mountains...RAAAAAALF...oooh, yup that was spagetti I ate tonight."
Achtung wishes he was wearing a GoPro in his avatar.
It seems to this day the DUKE still thinks recycling is something cyclists and Hell's Angels only do...:nonono2:
Wildskizer likes to eat bacon covered pickles while listening to Barry Manilow and shaving his taint.
Missiongravity got naked, tucked his dick between his legs, put on his ski boots and auditioned to be the new Lange pin up girl........and he won
Snowvixen has pirated internet access to the convent where she lives cloistered in the tropics and has never skied a day in her life.
Though the Duke does claim to ski, he hasn't got a clue why.
wildskizer still figures out the tip with a quick consult of the wrist calculator.
Schemeboat got his last tip at the local glory hole
Yep he got it from Irul. $2.00 for a double fisted reach around.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Osecs is really just Sceso spelled backward. He's made fools of us!
jm2e's name is also the launch code for his army of attack squirrels to retake over Cottonwood Avenue from the feline horde.
Skirotica will publish a book this year of nude olympic and freeride hotties hucking their meat.
Splat=Skiing Patches Lately Around Tahoe (in jeans).
The Duke is actually a Dutchess.
Powtario is actually many more than just 2 different alias'. Besides being a porn fluffer/coke dealer, he is the largest underground bookie for midget wrestling in Mexico.
Das Blunt is actually George W. Bush trying to be one of the cool kids.
Rasputin is currently wearing control-top pantyhose
THis is a strange thread, No offense DV...
I tried to buy a blow-job from Deathvans mom in the parking lot of the titty bar she works in, she gave me this hard-luck story about her Kid eating surplus cheese , living in a van, down by the river, but she did not have change for a twenty.....?
I just found out Crampedon's my Dad
Papa?
Ok Ok DV, next time I will bring a bunch of friends to the bar, your uncle Splat for sure, so your mom can make some cash for your knee operation.
See you at Christmas, be good.
Deathvan and Crampedon need to get a room.
We're a close family, but not that close...
Crampedon lives in his car in a strip club parking lot. He has customized his back seat into a glory hole, consequently he saved up $20 by living on strange mens semen.
Dhelihiker has direct knowledge of Crampedon's livelihood because he was the source of $12.76 of the $20 Crampedon saved. And he's secretly travelling abroad as a sex slave to Hilary Clinton.
Alexander1310 is actually Rick James' bitch.