Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by singlecross
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Or better yet, put monoski mounts between the snowboard bindings. Ride on the lift as a monoskier, exit the lift as a snowboarder. Problem solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by singlecross
My Dad dropped bombs on Nazi’s from a B-24.Quote:
Originally Posted by mfcf13
Alta Ski Patrol drops bombs too.
Obvious conclusion = Alta Patrol are ANTIFA, not Nazis.
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Alta was actually the first resort in UT(maybe the country)
to allow snowboarders. That ended in '84.
You squandered your opportunity skrilla!
You can only blame yerself!
(Not sure why you'd want to traverse Alta via gravity slave plank anyway)
I still cannot believe that those snowboarders lost their lawsuit to have Snowboarding become a recognized protected class. They are retarded after all.
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like this? on a '92 libtech grocerQuote:
Originally Posted by tetzen
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/...623ccb1c_c.jpg
https://live.staticflickr.com/7150/6...dbeeee80_o.jpgalso have an '89 K2 TX
https://live.staticflickr.com/2666/4...f8ae52aa_o.jpg
You must be new.Quote:
Originally Posted by mfcf13
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Originally Posted by tetzen
Jokes on you: I was a skier until 1993.Quote:
Originally Posted by tuco
The middle board says "Shalom" on it: that wouldn't fly with the Ski Nazis at Alta...Quote:
Originally Posted by b0ardski
I've been had:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
https://y.yarn.co/b353198f-7b45-4e6b...121e244016.mp4Quote:
Originally Posted by tuco
Yeh, i get your point but, my buddy's parents were in the holocaust, they were spared as they were young & go out but were in a concentration camp. About 75% of his family was murdered. Last time I was at Alta they weren't committing large scale genocide.
I think they’re heading to High Rustler
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No. The joke’s on those not coordinated enough to use their legs independently of one another.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
You guys need to loosen up and have a beer in the lodge.
At Alta they serve German beer.
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FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Nah,Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Thats the high traverse. Gotta carry a gun these days so those hard core “locals” dont come blasting recklessly past you.
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There's 4...there is no middle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
There's 4...there is no middle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
Actually there are two (2) middle.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
Did you mean true and single middle?
Alta is for ski Nazis. The national socialist right of skiing.
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Originally Posted by Skrilla Gorilla
WTF, dude stole my username. Almost/
https://youtu.be/YwWDMAEYe5c
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9 year old shit. That's as stale as you are
Ahem - The preferred term is “developmentally delayed”…Quote:
Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick
One spring afternoon last season @ Mt Bachelor I was putting my gear away when this kid’s head popped out of the sunroof in the truck next to me. “Hi!”
“What’s up little man? That your dad with you?”
“Yup”
“Is he the best dad in the galaxy for taking you skiing on a school day?”
“Yup. Except I’m a snowboarder!”
“Snowboarder eh? Know the difference between a snowboard and a vacuum cleaner?”
“Uh…no”
“It’s all in how you attach the dirtbag”
“But…there’s no dirtbag on a snowboard”
“Think again grommet, think again” (dad is starting to crack up)
After about 30 secs “Hey, wait a minute!” Dad is now hyperventilating
Ja, ja. Das brot ist alt, mein führer.Quote:
Originally Posted by k2skier112
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