I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

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Originally Posted by Danno

wtf is wrong with you?

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This

What?

I don't like salmon or olives.

I do like olive oil, though.

I'm a complicated individual...

I’m pretty much burned out on salmon from when I lived in AK for a long time. I mean, if that’s what’s being served, I’ll eat it, but…

Except for smoked salmon - that’s pretty good shit.

Must be my west coast upbringing. I could eat west coast fish (white or red) as my primary protein easy. Fried poached baked smoked soup seared raw. You guys are welcome to leave it, more for me :)

Same for the olives. Been known to scarf an entire jar when the late night munchies hit. Damn shame the supply in the Mediterranean is in peril.

For a couple years I was getting fresh sockeye from the gitxsan down river, you didnt wana be caught with a big load of fish if you ain't a cousin so if I ordered 80 fish he would drive the load up had to horse trade buddy into 8$ a fish and 50 cents a fish to gut them, no way i could use 80 fish but text a few buds and they all gone pretty quick

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

I'd use rosemary on salmon in a vain attempt to cover the awful taste of the salmon.

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Stop eating humpies and try springer.:fmicon:

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Good thing you apologized.

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I think he was apologized to the fish, not the wife.

I'll say it. Clearly your wife has no taste.........



Seriously. She can't identify Rosemary, perhaps one of the strongest, most easily identified herbs on the planet.

My wife has her flaws but she likes rosemary--to the point of feeling guilty of throwig any out when we trim the plant. And more importantly, she loves cilantro. I couldn't be married to someone who doesn't. Cilantro haters are mutants and their kids are mutants.

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Originally Posted by old goat

My wife has her flaws but she likes rosemary--to the point of feeling guilty of throwig any out when we trim the plant.

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Don't tell her you can just toss it in a Ziploc and freeze it. You'll end up with a freezer full of rosemary. :D

We dry it. We have mason jars full of the stuff. Sometimes we give it away to people (to throw away). Our freezer is full of frozen lemon and grapefruit juice--apparently it's a sin to throw out lemons and grapefruit from our tree. And I'm a contributor too--several years worth of frozen roasted Hatch chiles. I can't resist when they show up at Safeway in August.

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Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

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I'm willing to bet you're better at oral than that mouth full of daggers at least. And yeesh girls have gotten mad at ME for not trimming my fingernails? Just look at that guy!

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Oh man I feel this. And I’m not even going to post what happened to my Lexus this week while my wife’s bumper car was at the mechanic for new tie rod and alignment due to her slamming into a curb. And the fact that my disappointment was met with sheer condemnation.


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Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Oh man I feel this. And I’m not even going to post what happened to my Lexus this week while my wife’s bumper car was at the mechanic for new tie rod and alignment due to her slamming into a curb. And the fact that my disappointment was met with sheer condemnation.


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Gonna have to step up to some burly front end parts for her ride.

https://www.amazon.com/Kryptonite-De...=AHSCCYI4X8BWU

I’m just going to install a stump bucket on the front and call it a day.


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Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Oh man I feel this. And I’m not even going to post what happened to my Lexus this week while my wife’s bumper car was at the mechanic for new tie rod and alignment due to her slamming into a curb. And the fact that my disappointment was met with sheer condemnation.

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LMAO! My wife too ran into a curb few months back. We now have a new bumper, alignment, front tires, etc. Literally EVERY woman I've ever dated before her had vehicles with loads of curb rashed wheels, so I know it's not unique to my wife at all. WTF, ladies?! Why is this a thing? Haha.

I saw a bumper sticker on a beat up SUV with a bedazzled interior a few weeks ago that said "Hot girls hit curbs." I got a chuckle of that one.

Why does my wife think that the enameled tray in the toaster oven is somehow different than every other pot and pan in the kitchen--ie doesn't need to be cleaned after use, does need to be kept covered with aluminum foil at all times. (Answer: because her mother did it that way, but that's not a good reason.)

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Originally Posted by old goat

Why does my wife think that the enameled tray in the toaster oven is somehow different than every other pot and pan in the kitchen--ie doesn't need to be cleaned after use, does need to be kept covered with aluminum foil at all times. (Answer: because her mother did it that way, but that's not a good reason.)

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Your toaster oven came with an enameled tray? Fancy!

…but JHC, if you gonna take over spinning the hits maybe try to read the room. It’s true there is no accounting for taste in music. And understanding that your music is as valuable to you as my music is valuable to me may lead you to believe your music is as good as mine. But it’s not.


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Music out of your toaster oven ......
Didn't see that one coming.

It's all the rage these days.

Like the man said, it's fancy. (Breville. I love that toaster oven.)
And yeah, my wife isn't great at picking music other people like either. She was an ABBA fan when we met for pete's sake.,

Mama mia