who won?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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who won?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
dude was getting has ass beaten by this redneck chick after he called the girl's mom a cunt in the lift line. i got in the fray to break it up and caught some strays while pulling him off the pile. he socked me, i socked him. he ended up with a broken nose and busted face. i got a shiner. cops showed up and i decided not to press charges. that was that.
well, if that didn’t win over that red haired chick, nothing would.
Was the mom hot?
For some reason I read that story and I wonder if the dude, girl, or stealurface was wearing overalls during this engagement.
Salmon fillet?Quote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
Lifted Corvette.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/lifted...GskdaX6SgzFc_w
Speaking of, the new 2025 Corvette ZR1 will make more than a 1,000HP with a twin-turbo flat-plane V8, 'merica!
Just saw a sticker on a roof box that said “SKI RACING IS NOT SKIING”
1064! Pay attention! That's literally the most the engineers felt safe pulling. And they blew two dyno's in the process. That car is madness. The twin turbos nearly embedded in the manifold, the rate at which they rotate (almost the speed of sound), the ability for the engine to clear an olympic swimming pool's volume of air in 4 minutes (imagine filling or emptying a pool that big with fire hoses in four minutes), the measurable thrust (38 pounds) out of the exhaust... all of it. That car is a collector's item and deserves to be in a museum.Quote:
Originally Posted by MultiVerse
I'll be buying one for my father.
My racing background agrees with this message. It's two different sports.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
Actually, skiing is all of these sports--
racing
chairlifts
trees
groomers
touring
camping
powder
traveling
with wife
with kids
alone
It's a beast.Quote:
Originally Posted by gaijin
I can't wait for them to run it at the Nurburing.
I saw a ZR-1 mule last winter in Empire CO on the way up to ski Winter Park.
Called my Dad immediately.
East Coast is getting fucked!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...51c4e6c111.jpg
A twin-turbo Chevy.Quote:
Originally Posted by MultiVerse
What could possibly go wrong?
https://ridemonkey.bikemag.com/images/smilies/xrofl.gif
the bears are always amusing https://explore.org/livecams/brown-b...m-brooks-falls
I’ve experienced blue balls.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
But those balls are angry red.
And all of New England is getting shafted!
Nature's Holster
https://youtube.com/shorts/1XKuIXomM...my6i_n2czAALf1
David Allan Coe did it years ago.
At granddaughter’s 6th birthday party and wild rumpus, one of the kids blurts out
“I’m not just AT a party, I AM the party!”
was he grippin’ a UC tall boy at the time?
At my kid's party--I think 6 years old--neighbor kid yells out at the lady magician "show us your sexy boobies." This kid had a shrink for a father. He used to run into the street without looking all the time and no one tried to stop him.
The kid or the the dad?Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Wait, did the shrink for a father have something to do with the boobie preoccupation?Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
I would have been a terrible parent because I would have fallen over laughing, guaranteeing endless repeat performances (by the kid, not by the magician)