shm4 got 'tin burn' trying to live out one of those knighttime fantasies.
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shm4 got 'tin burn' trying to live out one of those knighttime fantasies.
Splat's night time reality is drinking a six pack, masturbating, and crying himself to sleep
Clownshoe disproved the myth of big feet = big junk...fully disproved
depressed skier forced to be LA works at Disneyland cleaning gum off of sidewalks dressed as Goofy as part of his community service settlement.
Big Daddy is still putting the Ass in Class(less)
Dhelihikers dogs actually prefer smeared peanutbutter on his nuts instead of the usual cheese.
stone free skis in this:
http://www.clothestoperfection.com/P...alie%20525.jpg
irul is as crafty of as mouthpiece as they come
schindlerpiste christ...hopeless without sounding anti semitic. anyways that's a hot onepiece.
That one piece cam from powderbank's closet.
Millsie likes to take pillsie(s)
Peterslovo likes to cut his wrists
Sonnyboy is actually a transgendered male, whose parents still call him "Sabine".
Ripzalot has developed IBS from all of those T-bars in the Alps.
ska carries around a little daschund in a man purse with a pink studded collar. He has named the daschund "Fi-Fi"
BD4all doesnt make bean dip and she cerainly wouldnt share it if she did...
Woodsy got chucked by a woodchuck.
....and would get chucked again if the woodchuck would chuck Woodsy.
Endlessseason just can't seem to get started this year.
Millsie rides snowlerblades in blue jeans.
Missiongravity skis in daisy dukes.
Neal digs NASCAR more than skiing.
Baby Black Jesus is the creepy mouth breather in the next stall.
MissionG gives dh's at the base of the LCC.
jc cries every year at the end of it's a wonderful life...Quote:
Originally Posted by jcnoble5
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That smelly dump that BendtheSki's dog is taking (avatar), was the main course of Christmas dinner in 2007.
DasBlunt kills midget hookers with blunt objects.
Pow4Brains likes to dress up in stuffed animal costumes. His costume has a zipper.
In the back.
CookieMonster uses his asshole as a sperm bank.
Surprised they had color back then.
jcnoble5 is still upset he hasn't received a reach around after catching all his life
BZ sits in his padded room all day playing switch hand
.
TNKen masturbates while thinking of all his guns.
Millsie has never actually had a drink. His mommy told him not to.
I'll give The Duke of Hurl his first adulterating. That would be about 1 1/2 for effort. (according to his girlfriend )
Fartin dust only makes a slight whooshing sound when farting, then turns and looks at his ass in amazement; just like my dog.
Bendtheski once cacked his panties hucking off a 1 foot drop
Snowvixen is president of a secret society, dedicated to getting "cacked" accepted as a word in the official Webster's dictionary.
And they won't stop at just that word--they made up a cackload of other cack they wanna put in there.
The previous poster has lived his whole life in Colorado
Dumpy got his screen name from a chair lift stopping for a long, long time.
Hurl is actually the name of a small brothel where, according to sailors' reports, Duke is the number one employee.