work bathrooms = SLAY3D

we hold these truths to be self evident...

if you are an hourly employee always poop on the clock never on break

if no handi capable people are around always go for the handycrapper stall

Real ladies (my wife for example) would rather you finance a 40k truck and a 40k 5th wheel then shit in the slate creek campground crapper.

He who slays first after the janitor cleans wins for that shift, day, week, year (insert interval of cleaning here). Please initial next to the janitor on the back of the door to claim your prize

I wish that when I slay3d the bathroom during the work day that it was not the one in my house. Paint is gonna be pealing off before I'm done today.

Not a bathroom story, but I crop dusted the office the other day.
And then an audible sqeaked out

Fml. Oops. At least it wasn’t wet

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Not a bathroom story, but I crop dusted the office the other day.
And then an audible sqeaked out

Fml. Oops. At least it wasn’t wet

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Go big or go home! Loud and wet FTW!

Given the evidence of aerosilization of coronavirus with flushing the toilet, "slayed" takes on a literal meaning.

It smells like I ate a rotting rhinoceros.

Think he left skid marks in the oval office bathroom?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...rtan-dhp-feeds

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Think he left skid marks in the oval office bathroom?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...rtan-dhp-feeds

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I hope so. The Mooch is an obnoxious pompous ass, however, this is awesome. And, I can't say that I wouldn't have the same bucket list item.

End the lockdowns.

Workers need to get back into the office. And use the work bathrooms

https://www.freep.com/story/news/loc...op/4473316001/

And lock your car doors in the meantime

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b1232f3...8-dd39eecb40b9

I was on a job 10+ years ago. The porta potty there was beyond full, and I was hoping to finish the day without using it. No luck. At the end of the day I had to go. I opened the door, and I swear my balls would have dipped in shit had I taken a seat. I hovered over the seat doing some downhill training move and let fly. My turd was draped over the seat. I shut that toilet down! I should have tipped the whole toilet on its side and let the mess run down the driveway as a protest about the terrible condition of the toilet.

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PM deepsouthmafia

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PM deepsouthmafia

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if rontele pm'd dsm or vice versa, would a blackhole form?

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if rontele pm'd dsm or vice versa, would a blackhole form?

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I certainly hope so. Muahahaha. And very much on topic.

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I was on a job 10+ years ago. The porta potty there was beyond full, and I was hoping to finish the day without using it. No luck. At the end of the day I had to go. I opened the door, and I swear my balls would have dipped in shit had I taken a seat. I hovered over the seat doing some downhill training move and let fly. My turd was draped over the seat. I shut that toilet down! I should have tipped the whole toilet on its side and let the mess run down the driveway as a protest about the terrible condition of the toilet.

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So the next time you go in a fresh portapotty, realize that no matter how pristine it is now, not long ago, it probably housed unspeakable horrors.

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I was on a job 10+ years ago. The porta potty there was beyond full, and I was hoping to finish the day without using it. No luck. At the end of the day I had to go. I opened the door, and I swear my balls would have dipped in shit had I taken a seat. I hovered over the seat doing some downhill training move and let fly. My turd was draped over the seat. I shut that toilet down! I should have tipped the whole toilet on its side and let the mess run down the driveway as a protest about the terrible condition of the toilet.

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I’ll just leave this here…
:biggrin:https://slate.com/technology/2021/05...mpression=true

And then I remembered that I work from home.

Dude I know worked in a suit and tie scene in Chicago. Used to drop a deuce and move to the next stall for clean up without flushing the first bowl. Left turds with no paper for the next user to wonder how the fuck that happened.


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Dude I know worked in a suit and tie scene in Chicago. Used to drop a deuce and move to the next stall for clean up without flushing the first bowl. Left turds with no paper for the next user to wonder how the fuck that happened.


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Well that dude would really blow my mind if I wandered in at the wrong time and saw him hunched over with suit pants at his ankles waddling his brown ass to the next stall.

two days in a row, I slayed the work bathroom* so hard that I almost needed the poop knife**.


* since I am working from home, I guess you could just call it "the bathroom"
** no, I do not actually have, nor have I ever had, a poop knife.

This thread takes on a different connotation now that I'm WFH permanently.

14 years WFH. Family wants me to stop slaying the work bathroom.

work bathroom slayed
with work docs
https://thehill.com/homenews/3592447...wads-of-paper/
https://www.axios.com/2022/08/08/tru...aggie-haberman
https://images.axios.com/k7tEE-u_1AM...9928653877.jpg