Tippster is hung like a buck-field mouse.
;)
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Tippster is hung like a buck-field mouse.
;)
Andy B has envy issues.
Inspector Gadget has multiple issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by InspectorGadget
^^^^small penis
big or small - Ali will wax them all...
Telemike only wipes properly 21.3% of the time.
wanghoeby knows this figure to such accuracy due to frequent visual inspection.
^^^ Ex president likes chimps
shredgnar's prized possession is his framed picture of him and martha stewart. he met her when he won the Martha Stewart Living "best homemade potholder" competition.
beandip4all likes it rough!
enlosandes's valentine is his cousin, just like his prom date was
dsf didn't have a prom date.
Millsie is turned on by pregnant amputees.
^^^ takes one to know one:biggrin:
buckethead knocked up the amputee.
Millsie got rejected by said amputee.
Brice didn't go out for his 21st because he had church the next day
AsheanMT knows of Brice618's Sunday truancies as he spies the crowd in his downtime from the confessional gloryhole...
Stone-Free is known throughout Botanical circles for his deft floral arrangements and also his ability to woo women with his hypnotic trombone playing.
Nanuq has a blue butt:)
^ Jump Rope national champion
this is really timmay!!!!
Mr. Belvedere was paid two bottles of Zima to take naked pictures of his cousin.
Mr. Belvedere refused so phinch decided to take the offer.
^
How he spends every night.
Munch collects the pictures and looks at them will sipping Zima.
Millsie has a pubic hair mullet.
Wanghoeby has a special hair pic that he uses to groom Millsie's pubic hair mullet.
Simplicity thought up his username because he is absolutely obsessed with Dick Marcinko novels and loves how the Rouge Warrior always talks about KISS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplicity
Beandip4all
was drunk when she changed her user name;
she tried to sign in as BeanDip4Earl.....
How ironic. Woodsy uses bean dip as a lubricant.
Guess where DharmaBum has beandip?
Millsie often cries during sex.
Bostonski got 'dumped' on a powder day
cultvo only lasted 90 seconds with bostonski's gf on said powder day
Skiingsamurai knows cultvo only lasted 90 seconds because skiingsamurai is bostonski's gf!!
Mr. Belvedere secretly wishes to become Mrs. Belvedere.
The Caucasian Asian is actually Mexican
Dhelihiker loves the Indian-food shits.
Dhelihiker drinks decaf diet soda late at night while he fantasizes about knights in shining armor