brice618 likes to think about Alpine Dreams' boner
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brice618 likes to think about Alpine Dreams' boner
BitchStixs kills kittens when he masturbates.
what 72twenty claims is 'chew' is really earwax... (and he sneaks it behind his wife's back -- cuz it's hers.)
:D
yeah, but valleygirl is making an earwax candle
and a belly button lint pillow
TeleMike watches himself masterbate in front of a mirror while he cries because his mother loved him too much....
A move Gretch is quite familiar with.Quote:
Originally Posted by gretch6364
Aldo is a vampire and can not watch himself masturbate in the mirror.
Millsie watches Aldo waxing the dolphin and occasionlly lends a hand in the process. Without the mirror.
Stone-Free owns a pair of preserved elephant testicles
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AsheanMT is currently one pair down on his animal testicle collection
Chemical Ali already dedicated his personal pair for the collection.
Goldmember has three testicles, one's gold.
Alpine Dreams has a drinking problem. He once passed out with his junk out of the barn...in minus 32 temps.
Baconzoo is a vegan!
TWINS is a TRIPLET
Telemike is actually DavelikestoAT... and he is not here, and he is going eastbound, not southbound
Dobish wishes he were sitting at his desk in an office with "Handbook on Insurance Coverage Disputes" spread out in front of him.... right now. :frown:
El C was the inspiration behind the movie "The Good Son"... (I shudder...)
El Chupacabra shakes down families in Mexico, threatening to eat their bambinos
valleygirl wastes even more time here than i do
Chem Guy is obviously chem'd out. (I am limited in my time lately as peeps are tryin' to bust me at work so I'm off while on the clock :) )
Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
Valleygirl went for a Brazillian wax but was told the shop doesn't do Wookies.
irul &ublo is dyslexic
nine number ADD has
#69 (ASS) Evmo hasQuote:
Originally Posted by Evmo
Sir Jong listens to Hannah Montana on his Ipod.
barbiekiller has buttsex with his lifesize Ken Doll and he likes it.
Twins thinks I am a guy.
barbie wishes she could ski like a guy
Sick Rick skis like a girl.
Mr. NoHillsNearby does too. But NHB thinks he's hot anyway.
valleygirl likes naughty play time with sexy ladies.
montanskier is to shy to watch.
flatNshallow Was born in the west and skied the west as well. He just decided that he was to much of a pussy to ski there, so he moved east and found out that was to gnarly as well, so he settled in the middle.
FREESKIER FIVE-O is named after his IQ.
irul&ublo fancies himself wearing chainmail and leaving monty pythonesque chowder smells wherever he goes...
Endlessseason actually walks in a way that is officially approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks.
BD4A is actually allergic to pulses. This is why she's trying to give away all of her bean dip.
MrsRoo
HEY! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
Is easily distracted.
Telemike is on a continuing quest to find the perfect Shirley Temple.