Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

With this:

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

I'm sure to be greeted by the official "Maggot Inspection Committee for the Research of the Effects of Gravity Upon Jong Maggette Tetons" at any maggot gathering I may attend.

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Preceeded by this:
"Don't be mad over my sweet caribbean mangos! My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you."

And this "with freinds like that, who needs pimps?"

Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.
:yourock:



Edit fer: 13 too quick for me.

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.

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I think you're welcoming her enough for all of us there, tiger.

So, T, where in Brooklyn do you live?

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Originally Posted by jayfrizzo

So, T, where in Brooklyn do you live?

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Fort Greene.
I'm sure LAN thinks I live next door to the milkshake lady.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Fort Greene.
I'm sure LAN thinks I live next door to the milkshake lady.

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I just found my old building on Google Maps Sattelite. I was able to browse and find it. Sigh...
http://tinyurl.com/domqj

Not as hip as Fort Greene, but probably cheaper.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

I'm sure to be greeted by the official "Maggot Inspection Committee for the Research of the Effects of Gravity Upon Jong Maggette Tetons" at any maggot gathering I may attend.

Followed by intense scrutiny from their sub committees specializing in the:
Identification of Potential Silicon or Saline Enhancement
Legal Boundaries of Variation in Skin Color Between Tanned Faces and Untanned Tetons

A lecture will be given by "MICTEGUJMT" on how to avoid being fooled by camoflage technolgies like the Wonderbra while at the bar.

Support groups will be formed for all those disappointed ( :fuckyou: btw) by the fact that those are my breasts, there are no implants, and it is possible to stay perky well into your late 30's. Hope by then you can get over it!

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I like this girl! Welcome to TGR! May God help you now! :the_finge

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Originally Posted by A-wreck

Along with those first few post and your REAL rack for your avatar, I can't believe your not getting a more resounding welcome.

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Yes, b, you most definitely rock. Welcome from a fellow maggette! :)

So, does this mean we should all have our own racks for our avatars? Much better than toes.....!

Divegirl, it appears to me you have NO avatar yet. So you might as well start with cleavage :fmicon:

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Originally Posted by pointemstraight

Divegirl, it appears to me you have NO avatar yet. So you might as well start with cleavage :fmicon:

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I think this will work.

Atta boy Lego, you get mad props for that!

FYI, I killed 'em flyfishing in Mammoth the last few weekends, not sure if Divegirl mentioned it or not...

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Originally Posted by divegirl

So, does this mean we should all have our own racks for our avatars?

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You know what pictures I have.

Damn, I should be all caught up w/ this thread in about 2 weeks.

Sprite

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Originally Posted by snowsprite

Damn, I should be all caught up w/ this thread in about 2 weeks.

Sprite

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No kidding. Can we get Cliff Notes for everything from page 8 to here?

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Originally Posted by grrrr

No kidding. Can we get Cliff Notes for everything from page 8 to here?

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The Thread Synopsis

OHC links a CL add from a desparate skank willing to trade poon for pad

Squawman acts like a dick.

SuPu writes the skank and she responds.

Squawman acts like a butthead

Other mags write the skank and get responses.

Roo's e-mail leaves people speechless

SquawMan pulls his head out of his a$$, sniffs around, doesn't care for the scent of fresh air, and jams his head back up his bunghole.

Yogachik goes on a roll.

Splat's got a hot date and he's bringing the helmet cam.

SquawMan eats a bowl of dicks.

The skank discovers our ruse. Game over.

SquawMan shows that he's not content with simply being a dickhead and raises the bar.

Maggots debate the morals of this deception.

Some new chick shows up with a rackalicious avatar.

LAN starts Boobygate.

DG's got a new avatar.

genius viva :yourock:

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Originally Posted by Viva

The Thread Synopsis

OHC links a CL add from a desparate skank willing to trade poon for pad

Squawman acts like a dick.

SuPu writes the skank and she responds.

Squawman acts like a butthead

Other mags write the skank and get responses.

Roo's e-mail leaves people speechless

SquawMan pulls his head out of his a$$, sniffs around, doesn't care for the scent of fresh air, and jams his head back up his bunghole.

Yogachik goes on a roll.

Splat's got a hot date and he's bringing the helmet cam.

SquawMan eats a bowl of dicks.

The skank discovers our ruse. Game over.

SquawMan shows that he's content with simply being a dickhead.

Maggots debate the morals of this deception.

Some new chick shows up with a rackalicious avatar.

LAN starts Boobygate.

DG's got a new avatar.

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As they say in academia: "I love good, concise literature surveys."

BWA!

Viva, you are...

the man!

:D

Sprite

gee. i'm sorry i missed. the squawman's restive scaremongering.
he gets the prepubescent Booby Prize

edit: oh,yeah.....that link gets a little NSFW.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Hmmn - let me check...

typing with right hand while feeling breasts with left...

yeah - feels real to me...
Ahh... feels great to me...

be back in 20 minutes

You'd touch them too if they were yours!

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You seem to have made the transition from Epic to TGR quite well. You have a real feel for what the place needs.

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Originally Posted by L7

You seem to have made the transition from Epic to TGR quite well. You have a real feel for what the place needs.

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Yeah...I can feel it too.

Cross post from The Wedding Crashers Movie thread.

If you enjoyed this Craigslist adventure, you owe it to yourself to watch the short movie BaconZoo created.

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Originally Posted by BaconZoo

http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/....htm?id=116987


http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...tid=6837&stc=1
They did hook up... :confused:

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http://www.weddingcrashersmovie.com/....htm?id=116987

Haaahahahahhaha!

I wonder what happened to Tits Malloy?

I guess there's no snow out there either....seem's bloody obvious.

Still, this thread is infamous all over the WWW...y'all rule cruel.....

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you.

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Bummer.

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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Lan's just bugging. She thinks all sisters are like the milkshake lady!
Don't be mad over my sweet caribbean mangos! My Chocolate Tetons! They won't hurt you.

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I'm not buggin', I've got my own HATs.

Oh Beaver!
I can slap you around with them if you like.

LAN -
Are you still playing at titty police? I thought we were friends! And what are HATs? I've been on the beach for almost a week, but no topless bathing allowed, (bummer) so my boobs are still lighter than my face.