Things That Amuse You

This guy looked amused
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So i zoomed into that pic.
He looks AI
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Regarding fat Chinese tourists: Competition is good.

Regarding the Orange Jesus: you can only avoid time for so long. Sooner or later ..... which is to say, Ma Nature sez, .....
TICK TOCK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ALL YOUR WATTLES ARE MINE!!!!

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Originally Posted by californiagrown

Dont you have kids? or are they out of the house now?
Having kids also makes me an early riser. junior is up at 630 every day, and goes down at 8 so being an early bird means i get to spend the afternoons/evening with him. I suppose i could be productive after he goes to sleep, but needing to get up by 6am everyday makes late nights really difficult.

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Please refer to the "shit that annoys you" thread for an update on that matter.

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Originally Posted by skaredshtles

He's got a brand new infant. He's speaking of these "mid-week pow days" nostalgically, at this point.

:fm: :D

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Spot on. Haven't been out on skis this season, was talking about that good back-in-the-day shit.
I still go to work at 10:30, mostly so I can manage the beast between wake-up time and drop-off at the grandparents.

Thing #2 upon seeing me go into the bathroom: How long are you going to be in there??
Me: As long as it takes. [Evil laughter.]
Thing #2: [mumbles and walks away.]

It’s known as iPooping

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Originally Posted by riser4

Thing #2 upon seeing me go into the bathroom: How long are you going to be in there??
Me: As long as it takes. [Evil laughter.]
Thing #2: [mumbles and walks away.]

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

It’s known as iPooping

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Lotta truth to this!

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Only 7 hours per Year?

I don’t trust their data source.

Those obviously aren’t man-legs, so I’m immediately suspicious.

10 minutes per day is 60 hours per year.
5 is 30

People suck at math.

PS. My wife iPoops as do I sometimes. But I have caught her doing the iPee
That’s just weird.

PPS. One of my tenants had an employee that had a poop app that calculated how much he made shitting on the clock.

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time.

Happy meal? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...5f93539d1f.jpg

My bag of cheese effortlessly managed to offend two cultures simultaneously

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Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong

Those obviously aren’t man-legs, so I’m immediately suspicious.

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No undies either. What an odd photo to use.

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Originally Posted by Thaleia

No undies either. What an odd photo to use.

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Better?

wait, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkes2NPf6LU

that seems like a bad idea

It was so chunky, and notice she didn’t take a drink.

https://www.jacksonhole.com/ski-in-jeans

the comments on YT are pretty funny. "mr coffee didn't deserve that level of disrespect"

"and now for a nice rim job'

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

https://www.jacksonhole.com/ski-in-jeans

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amusing

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Originally Posted by ötzi

amusing

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They broke the record in a few minutes. I think it was 1300+ icemen.

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

https://www.jacksonhole.com/ski-in-jeans

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Wrong thread
Jong
I mean ancient old fossil trg posteur

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Originally Posted by ötzi

wait, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkes2NPf6LU

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I don't know which is worse-the poster or the dumbass that will try to duplicate that chunky diarrhea

Egg nogg isn't even served hot. And white wine? Even as an obvious prank it's just strange.